>new gf >she tells me she "invested" in stocks >look into what she had "invested" in >Some weird random stocks no one has ever heard of. >+0.02% gain in 1 year >she pays 600$ / year and pays a 270$ / year fee for the broker >tell her to get the fuck out >broker says she should invest more because the fees are eating her profits >she says her bf already got 150% profit from bitcoin in a few months and she wants to put her money into it >Broker: B-but this has fees too right? >She: "Yes, 0.25% exchange fees that I pay once" >Broker: How do I buy bitcoins? >She: Laughs, leaves
This is what's happening right now
Ayden Sanchez
nice larp
Michael Walker
hard to believe but I'm not larping bro.
Elijah Taylor
source on video
Matthew Hughes
>my gf >her bf lmao
Robert Mitchell
Do you not know how to follow a simple story? haha fucking idiot
Ryan Hill
Just post her tits. No one gives af
Bentley Powell
haha op a cuck :D
Christian Walker
bump
Evan King
Meanwhile my mutual funds with Wells Fargo is up from $110,000 to $130,000 since Trump was put in office. Its called diversification. Hindsight isnt the same thing as a sure shot. I would rather miss millions than waste the thousands I do have. I only invest $10000 of my own money.
Isaac Williams
motherless 02E66C7
Leo Taylor
This guy is right. If you have over $100,000, invest 90% in a vanguard index fund (wait until the market crashes again before you buy), and do whatever the fuck you want with the 10% you have left. You will retire a millionaire and if you lose the remaining 10% all on bitcoin, it's fine.
Luis Flores
>my funds >Wells fargo Should never go together, can't even call that shit your money
Gavin Reed
Implying 90k is anywhere near enough. All-in on crypto until you have 1M$ or you're a wuss.
Carson Kelly
I have $250k in shit coins. what should i do
Brody James
Wait until they moon
Camden Torres
Surprised you didnt smack her.
When i found out my gf had 100k with an (((investment mgr))) i demanded she give me all that money and let me invest me. She did ofc, cuz i was fucking pissed and wudve dumped her of she kept being a dumbass.
Lincoln Myers
I really enjoyed this story. People are missing the point of bitcoin with this whole 'flippening'. Bitcoin is a preposterously good idea.
Levi Kelly
funny story dude. met with the financial advisor for my company last month and asked him about bitcoin. he didnt know shit so i dropped the subject. he cam back in today grinning said he bought at 7k.... atleast he got in i guess..
Adam Garcia
>motherless 02E66C7 Jesus wtf! disgusting shit
Jose Parker
Benedict Cumberbatch?
Thomas White
>$110,000 in btc from trump to now would have been like 7x
Lincoln Morgan
buy bch
Andrew Collins
how do i get his job?
Carson Perry
>I would rather miss millions than waste the thousands I do have.
pussy faggot detected sometimes i forget that i have a huge advantage over the general population, because i'm not a bitch with my money.
I've turned $2000 into $75000 over the past year, and im only 20 years old I will continue with 80% of my worth in crypto, and i will get far richer than you by this time next year. keep playing it safe though, chap, you leave the profits to us with courage.
Nicholas Watson
>investing in something that hadnt moved in years >hindsight is 20/20 I could point out a shit ton of things that would have made me rich if I had done them in the past. Buying the correct lottery ticket yesterday could have made me rich today.
Henry Clark
Post your proof like I did then faggot. Everyone on this board can claim to have made money. $2000 is play money. You werent risking anything more than 1 months paycheck.
Oliver Davis
If you have over $100k and can invest in a vanguard index fund, that makes you an american which means you can be absolutely batshit retarded with everything you do and still become filthy rich. some people make 6 figures being welders, plumbers or garbagemen in your country, ffs. might as well bet $100K on bitcoin, even if it went to zero it'd take you just two years of work to catch up
Dominic Russell
>investing with Wells Fargo >from $110,000 to $130,000 >18.18% >Dow Jones gains since the beginning of the year >went to a high of 19.2% >dipped down the past few days to 18.27%
I'm not going to bother to look up what Wells Fargo trys to jew you for on overhead and fees but congratulations, you could have just invested in an index fund with less fees and made even more money. You are enough of a retard that you think market performance this year had anything to do with how the election went so that might be expecting too much of you though.
