Reminder that you need to have/be

Reminder that you need to have/be

>six pack
>6 feet tall
>make at minimum 100k per annum
>good career path like C-suite
>drive a car worth at least $60k like a beemer 5 series

Just to even have a chance at something like pic related.

Nigga I don’t want alpha chis I want zetas

Being a male sucks... I wish I was born in the 1950s.

it would still suck. as you'd have been drafted for vietnam. and be old as fuck now if you'd survived.

>Fuck hookers, kill communists, get mad respect from anyone i meet (if i live)
sounds good

Bottom Right is the hottest

most of these girls are just average sorority girls. I guarantee at least 3 of them are dating dad bod average looking bros

This. Women would do anything for a guy with a dad bod

zeta girls are fun. Alpha chi's are usually bitchy

lolno

just need a guitar and some coke