So concerning fitness, what should a man do as part of his daily habits to increase the chance of successfully popping a baby into his wife?
I'm sure there must have been at least a few of you who have gone through similiar topics and have some knowledge to share.
>pic related
why was the thread about the prospective father deleted
I can post some more OC /hightest/ material if you'd like, too.
Don't use your laptop on your lap. The heat will fuck with your swimmer production
>using a laptop
>not having a job that requires you to travel
>not travelling with a stationary
Go for it.
>filling out printouts of Excel sheets and mailing them back to the office
>not working from home
There's something to be said for WFH. No commute costs, don't have to dress up, can shit in your own bathroom. If I weren't traveling, I'd rather work from home. As it is now, the company pays for all of my food, I rack up all sorts of hotel points and airline miles, and Tinder doesn't get boring when you're in a new city every week or two.
I think we can all agree that commuting to an office every day is the worst option.
Don't jerk off.
Might as well.
Have more sex?
I'd suck your wife's titty, nawimsayin?
If you and her don't do some sexual lactation shit during the pregnancy I'm gonna have to kill you both. This is my fetish and you've struck the motherload, cunt.
Feel free to post more. Sorry I can't help you with your question, I really don't know anything about it.
Go on, more pics faggot
also which one fits her? her being fertile is just as important
We're trying to get her pregnant, so that we can have a threesome later too.
blue board reeeeeeeeeeeee
She is just fat, what a disapointment
you need to be high test, I made my wife pregnant the first time we tried
Oy those are reposted
need fresh oc for these titties
>a stationary
it's stationery you fuck
Can you post an article or something talking about this or is this a meme?
Just eat her out and get her to cum first iirc it makes the cervix dilate repeatedly, then start plowing away, and once you cum, just keep fucking her for awhile.
Make sure shes like, angled down too, you basically want the end of her vagina to be the lowest point so your boys are slip sliding right in there, and with the right luck (this is why you ate her out beforehand) she'll probably be sensitive enough to orgasm intermittently throughout the whole sex, which is the best thing you can do to get pregnant.
That and go find that cum holy graill thing eat a shitload of celery and drink a shitload of water, if you're really serious cut back sex to like once a week and edge a lot the day before.
If you cant tell this is mostly broscience, but my fiancee has read a couple articles about "if you use the pull out method, don't eat her out first or you're basically asking for an accidental baby ASAP"
Cold showers
Just be healthy and take good care your balls. Actually the biggest health concern should be with her, exercising is pretty important, not being fit per se as seemingly your wife comes as E X T R A T H I C C, but strengthening and conditioning the right muscles as they will improve her quality of life during pregnancy, on the delivery and her recovery. Obviously can improve on quality of sex too. Just don't do C-section.
>tfw spunk is like the bottom right
feels good man
I think this is referring to pussy juice, not cum.
My link is a meme, i assume it holds truth as semen also changes texture denoting quality, how much information it holds im fucked to know
storkmama.com
That chart is about vaginal discharge/lubricant. If you’re loads look like that you should eat more carrots to increase nut capabilities
Pee in her vagina
Wait till she's as fertile as an acre of spring earth then sneak into your home when she's sure you're not there and rape the fuck out of her.
Cum in her as she orgasms and have her prop her legs up after and let gravity do it’s thing.
Boxers instead of briefs. Don't wear anything too tight.
Lots of water and make sure you get enough zinc. Esp if you sweat a lot, you might need more zinc than a couch potato would.
Have heard taking pygeum and lecithin can help increase sperm count, but not as familiar with those two supps.
thundersplace.org
god i fucking hate women
this.. is worrying
Discharge is how the pussy cleans itself, it has nothing to do with fertility mate, watch some of those public toilet pissing videos, most of the girls when they squat squeeze out like half a cup of custard like substance out of their pussy before pissing
i have the top left after i did nofap.
but then i unplugged my balls i guess and it went to buckets of most fertile one. does that make sense or am i just deluded?
pic related is my average breakfast
the one on the right is like that due to dehydration idiot
like said. when you nut you'ry body uses it's resources to creat sperm. If you do it to much you're are not giving your body time to recoup or replenish what you are putting out. for instance when im dehydrated my nut looks like that in the top. When i want to have a huge load i make it a point to drink lots of water
Your post sickens me. You should be banned
Not my fault you never touched a woman in your life
Don't over-think it. A man just has to keep fucking. A woman should download an app that says what days she will be most fertile, so the two of you know when to fuck the most.
If it's been more than a year talk to a specialist (not Veeky Forums)
your wife is a pig
>I've put my face in that
Women are gross.
its a chart for pussyjuice you retard
L arginine, a BCAA, is good for combatting erectile dysfunction and increasing live sperm count. If either one of these is an issue for you, it might be something to look into. It also increases libido, so your wife might want to take some as well.
Side note: it's the primary amino acid in semen, and the smell gives it away as such. So I suppose that if you didn't feel like buying l arginine for impregnating your wife, you could ingest your own semen. But I don't recommend this.
Don't smoke pot either.
You posted this but didn't explain it at ALL, thanks. This image makes it look like you can tell if a woman is barren by her discharge it needs and explanation. Her discharge will change throughout the month according to her fertility. Most women are most fertile and ovulating two weeks into their menstrual cycle. So make sure you bone on days 12-16 of the cycle and hope for the best.
Take proviron you dumb fuck
>not drinking your own jizz for maximum gains
Never gonna make it.
O I'm sorry I'm not aroused by watching women piss
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Try having sex with her, user
>trying to cover her double chin with the text
women are truly disgusting creatures
Having enough water every day is a big one. Also making sure you get plenty of sleep and hit your micros each day. Have a few pieces of fruit, eat veggies, have some oats... The simple stuff.
Honestly just being an all-around healthy person will do wonders for your sperm health.