Fit checklist

>hot girl
>downtown condo
>sports car
>expensive watch
>designer wardrobe
>greek god bod

i'm 2/6 desu

is this really how you define your success?

>expensive watch

Do people really care about that? I always thought it looked super try-hard. Just look at the time in your phone or something.

>>hot girl
check
>>downtown condo
No, but I've got a beachfront house
>>sports car
Got a loaded pickup (#SaltLyf)
>>expensive watch
No
>>designer wardrobe
Check
>>greek god bod
Halfway there

>faggot tryhard checklist

FTFY, OP.

for me it's:

>fulfilling career
>fit bod [x]
>healthy lifestyle [x]
>clear skin [x]
>creative hobbies [x]
>7/10 chad
>wholesome family consisting of 1 boy, 1 girl, 1 dog and 1 cat
>comfy apartment with organic vegetable garden

22 btw, i won't rest till i achieve all of the above.

Body language, my man. Here's a lesson:
>Reaching into your pocket, pulling out a big clumsy screen, turning it on then checking the time then turning it off and putting back again
Awkward to the max, pussy within a 10 mile radius just dried up like the Sahara
>Taking a LITERAL SECOND to glance at your wrist and know exactly what the time is while effortlessly demonstrating your personal sense of style and taste
Cool. Efficient. She's cumming before you've even touched her.

I thought being Veeky Forums was about rejecting materialism.

thats being lit

A classic nuclear family should be in a house not an apartment

asian manlet checklist lmao

why do i want to live downtown once i have a hot girl?

do yall have a cute side-trap tho?

You can also show off your watch while holding your cool glass of lemonade.

my jew friend cares a lot about this kinda stuff.
he's a nice guy tho, just a fancy boy.

>why do i want to live downtown once i have a hot girl?
so i guess this is the answer:

M E L B O U R N E
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Sounds boring and shallow desu. I've never cared much for the material shit.

This. Real Chads don't waste money on frivolous stuff, that is for pseudo-Chads. Real Chads save for early retirement and financial independence (FIRE).

>hot girl
No, I’m a guy
>downtown condo
I have a single bedroom with shared bathroom and live near a high school
>sports car
My uncle has one, does that count?
>watch
Does a $2 watch covered in gold sparkles and rhinestones fit the criteria?
>designer wardrobe
I have a bunch of stuff from Lowe’s and Big W
>Greek god bod
Like Bacchus himself

My only goal is to get a job working from home and live in a small town, get a big house and spend my time working, reading and playing video games with my daughter, occasionally getting out of the house to travel.

kek you cheeky lil shit you

>Nothing permanent but plenty of puss so yes I guess
>Parents are richfags so yes
>Sports car? Eww
>Expensive watch? Check
>Designer wardrobe? Check
>Greek god bod? Lmao still DYEL

Only faggots, middle easterners and Africans are in Melbourne.

kek, you fucking autist

I laughed.

fuck traps until u wanna settle down

>no pregnancy scares
>no child support payments

>wasting time on the internet
>browsing Veeky Forums because latent homo
>make up tons of shit on the internet to feel good
>so psychologically empty shit I make up about myself is stuff like having a sports car and nice watch

>AIDS

>i-It's not gay it's just cus of females have scars and stuff
>just until I settle down though
Just admit you're a raging faggot.

fuck you, ben

...

>hot girl
well, she is pregnant right now and turning into a landwhale

>downtown condo
nope

>sports car
lol

>expensive watch
yes

>designer wardrobe
o-of course

>greek god bod
my ancestry is Italian

>hot girl
yes, married a petite blond qt
>downtown condo
i rent downtown does that count senpai
>sports car
not yet
>expensive watch
yes, 2016 rolex explorer
>designer wardrobe
check, prob the easiest out of them all
>greek god bod
working on it, on a cut for summer atm (ausfag)

>rejecting materialism
>Veeky Forums

Howdy neighbor
Where do you lift at? I go to the Anytime on Wickham/Eau Galle

>the virgin phone check vs the Chad watch glance

>expensive watch
really? what's the point?

kek

This is sad that people nowadays label it as success and fulfillment... I want to go back to ancient Greece.

pls respond

Only got an expensive watch but it was a gift. I’m a guy living with my mother that can’t lift unless he has a gym bro

>tfw you're greek so you actually got a greek god bod when you became Veeky Forums

LOL, is that giffy real???? hahahaxdxdxd
also
>staying with a landwhale
just fucking dump her jesus christ

It doesn't matter if you define it as success, its what other people measure you by. If you want the hottest sluts then you need the list complete.

caring what other people measure you by

you'll never make it desu

>greel god bod
check i look like silenus
>designer wardrobe
designed by me featuring CCP, carole poell, prada and hugo boss
>downtown condo
i live in a flathouse in the dilapidated inner city
>sports car
i regularly get ticketed for speeding
>hot girl
pretty hot for 200 an hour

5/6 GOML lifelets

He's probably being stabbed by a sudanese man while his pink haired gf is down at the local gay nightclub cucking him with other women.

err common projects

>local gay nightclub
>implicando que hay solomente uno. jajajaja

still gives me a hearty kek that the sudanese gang is called Ape-X

Never thought of that kek, are they ridiculed with the ape-x name?
Is there no white gangs in the city that fight them?

Melbourne is as white and conservative as can be, m80

>whites
>melbourne
m8 closest ur gonna get is some throwback wog or the rare north/south italian mischling.

>Any part of Australia
>Conservative
pick one

you cucks let your government disarm you
if you ever needed to take back your country you'd have to rely on another nation to help you

Southern Man Success Checklist (Dog Bless)
>a proper pickup truck
>a good house outside the city
>a good, Christian woman with fewer than 5 sexual partners
>a good job that will provide for your family
>healthy children (Dog bless)
>attend church with your family every Sunday
>watch your team play every Saturday
>at least one pair of boots that cost more than $300
>kill at least one 10 pointer or better
>own land
BONUS
>own a boat
>have a lakehouse
>successfully hide all of your debaucherous activity until your death (lord have mercy)