>protein farts
Protein farts
>GOMAD shits
>existential moments thinking about life and our place in the universe between sets
>squat hemorrhoids
> heavy lift upchucks
>hammer curl bladder failures
what's a heady lift?
I don’t know what a heady lift is
But a heavy lift is a lift that’s heavy
>Overhead prolapses
>communal buttplug gape
this
Where the hell is the water?
Under all the toilet tissue.
>2018-1.5months
>Not shitting on a bed of toilet tissue
>skeleton
>try to have smoothies with oats, milk, yogurt, peanut butter, fruit for calories
>get horrible gas before i even finish drinking it
>have absolutely awful shits, burn my asshole when coming out, disgustingly soft, horrible cleanup, etc
I take protein farts as being a sign that I'm not processing it. Meaning I need to work out more or take in less.
>protein farts
>asparagus piss
>in high school
>teaching a couple of qts in my class how to squat with proper form
>hit slightly below parallel
>fart like an airhorn
>they start giggling like mad and I nearly drop the bar from embarrassment
Why live
These are the worst especially doing fucking squats with hot grills nearby
Christ, right in the feels.
DELET
nice bro science
>Carpal tunnel syndrome exacerbated by lifting
>bar taps my nuts during power cleans
I quite like the smell
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Fucking computer science major
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I've gotten em crushed twice. Trust me it's no fun