Virgin vs. Chad Thread, let's go

It's good water desu.

To open the water bottle you fucking autist

...

delet this

What? Who the fuck opens a water bottle with two hands? That's how you fuck it up

...

DELET

...

THIS DELET THIS

this is recent, i was there

...

D-DELET

The best one

...

...

...

Now lets see the Virgin Chav vs the Canadian Chad

This picture makes me happy

...

And thats why its the best

...

...

I don't get the Chad stuff. I've never had someone I consider a "Chad" be a dick to me.

Oh fuck I need more MMA ones

It's generally the type of guys in pic related perpetuating that sort of thing.

do dey fugg

...

I love these, more?

...

...

...

BUT ERIC

...

...

holy kek that got me good

True Chad is a well rounded man who's general goals tend to improve himself and those around him. I've met a few. I aspire to be like them.

...

...

...

based sow

>tfw shit like this used to disgust me
>now it makes me warm and fuzzy inside
haha no homo tho right, haha

...

good shit

Why would you purposefully make me sad

...

>face strained from trying to force tongue on roof of mouth
how? i can basically keep it up there indefinitely and it never hurts

...

>chad weeaboo
wew lad

>asuka
>not misato

I can’t ever take these seriously cause you just know that the author fantasizes about this dream life.

Shit, you saved my post.
Goodspeed, user.

Not sure if this one has been posted

...

...

...

>all modern science is based on its study
>more than half of PubMed studies are about it
>hosts benefit with its presence
>has its own immune system

how many of these are true?

Into the trash it goes

...

If you ban me that means ur a coward

...

...

...

kek

What does 30-27 mean

That's the point, we don't hate chad just because he's better looking and better with the ladies. We hate him because hes a better person, better then we could ever hope to be.

...

In MMA the rounds are either 10 or 9, if you really dominate or a point gets taken away its a 10-8 round

so 30-27 means he won 3 rounds

Chad is our ideal self, often exaggerated to the point of ridiculousness to justify our own mediocrity. One would want to be Chad, but it is an unreachable destination.

Chad is not a man, but a concept

>has never thrown a kick higher than 3.5 inches from the ground
Are you forgetting his glorious jump kick against Frank Mir?

i won't report this, but why?

The virgin is a cute

>It's still there
Imagine making a post so Chad the mods are too intimidated to delete it

holy fucking shit lel

true

The mods are leaving it up until they finish

>changing OUCH! to ouch

my favorite part

>had to google what a bathmate is
dicklets wasting more money yet again

>implygn mods even give a shit about this board
this place is forsaken. this whole thread isn't even fitness related

:)

needs skinnyer legs

>
agree this one

Someone's gonna post softcore vanilla and get banned b4 this nigga

Underrated

I need to sleep but I really want to see how long it takes for this to get removed

The virgin friendship

The Chad sexual relationship

...

...

Villeneuve is a better filmmaker than Nolan and only retards on capshit /tv/ would think otherwise

>self improver is wearing lifts
clever detail

this is the only one that makes me really laugh