Sup lads I’m back. Dubs decide answer

Sup lads I’m back. Dubs decide answer.

Trips do not count.

To keep it Veeky Forums related I’m getting drunk in a few hours, should I still lift beforehand?

This is her bio.

Your face makes me laugh, you look like you bathe (wash by immersing one's body in water) in vacuous toilet water.

>I bet you I could lift you over my head. i have retard strength and the cock to back it up

>vegan
>crossfit
>blue hair

abort

Do you like star wars? XD

post your bio
h-how do you make grills laugh?

crossfit's for faggots sage

Fuck you

this

Wanna learn french? I'll give you my baguette til you scream ouiii, madmoiselle

>yeah they're great let's fuck

Winner

what's in your profile?

i consider myself a pretty attractive guy, i get about 100 matches per week (and i only swipe girls that i would bang). i only approach about 30 of them, basically upon further inspection i decide that 70% of my matches aren't really worth my time. so, out of those, i think maybe 1 out of 6 girls actually responds positively to my texting (others either don't respond, take DAYS to respond, or, more commonly, just give me boring dry answers that i can't be bothered with). so this leaves me with about 5 girls per week that i have a change with.
here's the thing tho, out of those 5, THEY ALL WANT TO DATE. i just want to stick it in their boipucci (female). how do i do that?
only managed to get 2 girls so far (been trying for 3 weeks) to come meet me next to my place just to chill and drink/smoke in the park. one went upstairs to mine and wouldn't let me fug, the other wouldn't even come upstairs. both wanted to meet again as it to DATE. what the fuck, lads. i just want to hook up. how do i do that?

Second this

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Wew lad I never get dubs

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Nice one OP hope it gets you far

Lets see how chad she rates you

Obviously your selection process is filtering daters.
Stop looking for quality women if you just want to smash and look for thotsigns

All the /r9k/ shit leaking into here is getting out of hand

You may be attractive but you're not very bright

>your bio make me laugh
>and your shoulders
fucking rekt

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Just like my delusional expectations from Crimean reparations board

>I bet you also have asshole-smelling fetish

i'm not looking for quality women, i'm looking for women who i'd be interested to put my dick in. i don't think there's a looser filter than that

pls explain

damn op straight to the point

>didn't post this or post your bio
REEEEE, thread reported

My bio cringe as fuck
Anything works on grills

post it pls we're desperate

You don’t need this shit mate

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y-you're not using all of them are you?
some are outright cringe, some are decent

I’m using all of them
It’s fucking tinder, if you care too much you lose

>please respond
if dubs then you send user

Literally the only way that works is because you scream "I HAVE MONEY". Take out law grad and tell me what happens.

That as well.
My profile also states which university I go to which might be a dead giveaway.

You gay lord I don't know who you are but you
Alki
Manny
Becca
Come back to whatsapp groupchat pls

It’s EJ nigger.
I’ll probably be back when I have enough alcohol in me this afternoon.

you'll be better off if you cut that down to maybe 20%
looks try hard af. best bio is a funny one liner that's ideally tailored for you

run for your life op

Nice, straight to the point.

>Je veux te licher ta plote de salope de chienne sale.

Here is some french (Canada) for her to learn.

French Canadian : how to remove all the sexiness from French while keeping its weirdness

>that entire first line
Fly you fool

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