Be 33 year old khv

Don't use any electronics...
>Well how do I fap to porn without electronics?
>How do I go on Veeky Forums without electronics?
>How do I climb elo on league without electronics?
>How do I learn without the internet?

Without electronics my life wouldn't be fun. The fuck am I supposed to do???

I turned 20 2 weeks ago and my general life has been a bore fest.

Haven't fucked a girl or been intimate with one, I barely go out and when I do I don't have fun.

I have like 3 or 4 friends. Shitty social skills, don't know how to make friends or approach someone.

If things are worse when I'm 30 I'll probably just kill my self.

Tell my parents that I'm going out of the country .

>be 33 year old khv
get a girlfriend
>no friends for over a decade
make some friends
>no social skills
socialize with aforementioned friends to improve social skills.
>no hobbies
Find something you like doing it, do it.
>how do i not regret my wasted life?
Stop drinking soy.

That's a tough one. I guess online dating is the least intimidating way to meet women.

I was in a similar situation, virgin until 26 due to mild autism and antisocial tendencies. It got a bit better but I still regret all the wasted years and I'm still jealous of those guys who can get laid routinely, because I never felt I got my fill of casual sex.

Anyway I'm older now (33) and my desires will likely remain unfulfilled. But I did have some success in reverting an otherwise dire situation, and in my experience it is far less awkward and far more likely to be successful if you arrange a date with a girl, as opposed to trying to chat girls up in a bar or club (which, to my chagrin, I could only ever do under the influence of cocaine). Any experience, even a negative one, will push you in the right direction, assuming you are at least attempting to woo a member of the opposite sex. So I'd suggest trying to arrange an online date, even using tinder, that way you're getting over the initial psychological barrier.

With regards to the crippling regret, I've heard lsd is good for providing perspective and equanimity on otherwise horrible experiences.

Re-read your post and then the OP and then ask me again what you're supposed to do. Get rid of the thing that keeps you comfortable inside your house and go outside and do something.

>I guess online dating is the least intimidating way to meet women.

Online dating is a terrible idea for OP. He should be getting out-there and learning to flirt/socialize not sitting in front of his computer begging for attention from some wrinkled, old, single mother along with 500 other desperate guys. If anything online will only make his condition worse

>get a girlfriend
>make some friends
fuck off normie get out you fucking cuck. im an unattractive and stupid. no matter how hard i try i will always be worthless because i lack genetic value

Yeah that's true. Online dating is over-saturated at times, especially for the remotely good looking women.

I'm not sure why I'm recommending it, because I've never even used it myself. I just asked girls put that I knew, at the gym, at work, even one time on the freaking bus. If you can work up the courage it's probably better to just ask girls in person, because the fact you had the balls to do it increases your success rate dramatically.

even ugly and stupid people have friends and get laid brah. You're just a whiny little phaggot

For 26 years no woman so much as gave me an inkling that she might be interested in sex. I'm straight up fucking weird and also probably autistic. I also got punched in the face trying to chat up a woman in a club one time. Not by a guy, by the fucking woman. That said I have gotten laid a dozen times now and have a girlfriend. I'm anti-normie, but I've been in your hopeless shoes and it's possible to make changes. You have to accept it possible to change with the right motivation and intent. It's difficult but you wanna have sex right? It's fine to be a loser, but don't be a fucking pussy.

holy shit....go back to the misc you shitcunt

GO BACK TO R/INCELS AND STAY THERE

WHY THE FUCK HAVE SO MANY SHITCUNTS COME TO Veeky Forums

>m an unattractive and stupid. no matter how hard i try i will always be worthless because i lack genetic value

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT A MALE MODEL. WHY SHOULD I EVEN TRY????? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the incels subreddit was banned. That is why they are here now.

lol don't do any of those wtf is wrong with ppl on here thinking they can be normal and go on this site regularly

well then they should probably go to the misc. after all, Elliot Rodger was a miscer

>move into new apartment
>5/10 normie neighbor told me about all the great alcohol she has and invited me over
>no thanks, I don't drink
>6 months later it's too late to take her up on the offer
how do i stop being a retard

You make mistakes and learn from them bro

If you want a hard-reset on your social life you can just move to a different apartment.

27 same situation except i live on my own and have very limited family contact, been trying to figure it out but i just work and play league all day, 80% of my social interaction comes from online

>be incel faggot
>finally fuck 7+/10 girl
>she quickly loses interest
>try to ignore her to create interest
>she doesnt respond at all
>message her telling her we should stop seeing each other (to create interest)
>she ends up 'promising' to meet up with me again
>end up messaging her again for her meeting she 'promised' for
>she ignores all of my messages
>feel depressed as fuck and end up drinking myself numb to stop myself from doing anything drastic
>eyes watering as i type this
>take lack of interest/disobandonment from women personally due to shitty childhood
>feel like killing myself
>lifting and drinking are the only things that numb me for a while

What do i do?

theres nothing i can say to make you feel better. but pic related has helped me throughout times of darkness

when you believe in yourself, and come to the realization that the world is you and everything is from your eyes, you realize how insignificant others are compared to yourself. once you care only about yourself, you'd be amazed at all the opportunities arise - why? because people like people who are extremely confident in themselves. it's the trait of a leader

when you look in the mirror at night before you sleep, you do not see the girl, or your family member, or your friend. you see you. if you don't like what you see, then you need to change something. good luck, I believe in you

Anyone else come out as gay to their family because it's easier than saying telling them the reason you've never had a girlfriend is you're socially retarded?

Most autists I know just use the internet all day. Myself included. Don't try and hide your autism

this
wouldn't phrase it as only caring about yourself but you can't have the mentality of letting others shit all over you nor should you make others face the same

Care about yourself, your loved and close ones and fuck whoever tries to disrupt your path

i was just trying to stress the point of self-importance/self-confidence. obviously you should care about people who are important in your life

What is wrong with you? Do you not have any basic instincts to survive, get ahead of other people, and procreate? Do you not get anxiety when you know you're doing something you don't feel is right? I'm only 24 and I've already had a few mid life crises because my life wasn't going the way I wanted it to. However I think I can sympathize. First you need to move out. Not only is this bad for dating but it'll get you used to dealing with things on your own. It will harden you. When you're your only source for survival, you'll understand what you need to get done. Second is to keep lifting to boost test. Third is to get an excuse to go outside. Take classes, join a club, go to events, get a social hobby. You'll figure out everything else from there.

what do you expect this will do for me?

I'll just spend my free time reading more

Why not just go out of the country if you're suicidal. It's not like you'd have anything to lose.

Did she leave or get a bf? If not then it's not too late if you really want it

not him, but do what? (I'm working a shitty job right now and considering booking a one way ticket to some place)

But after the novelty of "seeing things" and experiencing foreign culture wears off, wtf am I supposed to do? I'm not into drugs & usually have a shit time when I go out because I'm not very close with my "friends". So wtf is there to do?

what do you do for work? and whats average income?

I bet you have high expectations for your otherwise "poor" lifestyle. I am going to assume you are someone like Chris Chan. But even that guy got a girlfriend and made friends. Really you have to WANT a social life and not just expect it to just happen. Its going to be uncomfortable just randomly chatting up a conversation with someone that could end up being a friend, girlfriend, or even a person that filed a restraining order on you. But just do something that gets you out of your comfort zone and forces you to strike up a conversation. What do you have to lose at this point?

I know that feeling. When my gf broke up with me, all I did was run. I ran because it numbed me to my feelings for a while. For now, I would suggest numbing yourself as much as you can, preferably in a productive manner such as lifting or pursuing hobbies. Pain like this should be absorbed in small doses. After that, focus on self improvement. Most pain from breaking up usually comes from the assumed belief that the person will have a difficult time finding someone else. Once you feel ready to get back into the dating game again, go for it. By now you should have enough self confidence to do so.

those are some nasty looking tits

Self improvements. All we can say... Your happiness, self value, and thrills seemed to be revolved around her for an extended period of time, but the ecstasy is gone now. Take the qualities of that girl and apply it to the next one. Obviously she wasn't the right one. But you seem to be focusing on this defect in your life still, which is normal to an extent. The right one will come soon dude.

...

I think I had my first "mid-life" crisis when I was fucking 16, again at 19 and now I just carry around a constant feeling of not being "ready" (im not sure what for) with me every where I go. Shit's cash.

Not that other guy btw.

they're facing 2 different directions and when she ages they'll look horrible

>and when she ages
user WANTS MILKIES RIGHT NOW!

Who said anything about marrying the broad?

I feel you OP

>25 years old
>have ADHD, socially awkward, also weird as fuck
>kissless virgin, never even asked a girl out or been desired by one
>haven't had friends since I was literally 12 years old
>only child and rarely see small extended family and never in contact with them
>no friends in high school = not learning how to socialize = no friends in college = further no social skills = no friends post-college
>working a shit job because i cant get into grad school and don't really care
>basically been a shut-in for my entire life

>get flat out annoyed and pissed off interacting with people and listening to the shit they talk about
>literally do not care about trying to get a girlfriend, have sex, or even make friends or hang out with people, but it doesn't matter because everyone hates me anyway and i know that everyone knows im a pathetic autistic loser from the moment they meet me and want nothing to do with me other than forced interactions and if they saw how i live they would be completely aghast and ditch me
>have terrible relationship with parents even though i live with them because they are the same type of shut in people hating asshole that i am
>literally cannot remember any times in my life where I have ever been happy

It's at the point where I am literally afraid to even MEET people because I have no hobbies and nothing to talk about and even having a personal conversation with someone would out me as a complete loser, let alone in a date-like situation.So instead I just never take anything seriously and always just joke about everything and make people laugh so all my interactions are superficial at best.

yeah but they look bad right now
these are nice tits, firm and supple

>25, BA degree
>all my friends left town and are broke living in the Valley
>stuck living at home after a series of temp jobs
>been unemployed 4 months since last temp job ended, considering taking another but dont want to repeat the cycle
>dating gf of 6 years who lives with her parents down the street
>she recently confessed she doesnt have hope for our future and doesnt want to move in with me when i leave my parents'
>had job interview in another town today, was going to dump her when i got the job and moved
>instead pf full time perm job, the interview panel offered me a 6 month temp contract with no benefits
honestly i'm considering spending my last $50 on coke and aderall and going out kicking a cop to death.
It could be worse OP, you could have had everything and lost it

Man is not made for constant endless fun

Yeah but you can go all the way up to DD and chicks still have nice firm tiddies. Bigger milkies is always better for a growing boy.

find something that you enjoy and don't be afraid to put yourself out there. not everyone is going to like you and that is fine. learn to like yourself. if you don't like who you are, why should anyone else?

true

ar you in southern california then?

yeah, if it matters

this image invokes great rage inside of me.

that guys ass is on backwards

What the fucking hell is going on here? Absolutely everything posted in this thread is not fitness related at all.

i just saw you said "they valley" and your friends being broke living on their own

curious, do you know what the situation is like for people your age in southern california, i know housing is expensive there, do a lot of people live with their parents at that age? im in the bay area and i assume a lot of people my age here live at home but im an autist so i dontt know

>>instead pf full time perm job, the interview panel offered me a 6 month temp contract with no benefits

youre 25 you realize you can be on your parents insurance until 26 right

Even tiddymonsters can have ones that hold their shape decently well. Though desu when they get this big I dont care if they are firm or which way they are looking.

is it cause i censored it?

well my 5 friends from high school all live in a house together and are still poor as shit despite all working full time min wage jobs. all their combined income goes to rent.
and yeah, housing here is cripplingly expensive, which is why im stuck at home with my aging, delusional religious parents

have you ever had someone pray in tongues for you over your lack of job prospects? makes me want to overdose on lithium and antipsychotics

i turn 26 in 2 weeks and then im up shit creek.

holy fuck dude when is your birthday

i turn 26 on december 3

not every dude is a trap

inb4
>this thread was moved to /adv/

nov 26
also, my parents' neighbors all have kids my age living at home

LOL like a creek filled with doo doo?? LOL!!! wtf bro don't go up there!!!!!

>be 24
>group of 'regular friends' has shrunk down to about 4 people
>guy & girl couple, and two guy friends
>all of us meet up now and then
>two guys bring their girlfriends too
>i'm the only one without a gf
>never had a gf
>one couple just bought a house together
>other couple are regularly going on adventures together seeing stuff and experiencing things
>other friend's gf is long distance and soon he will be leaving to go live with her on the other side of the country
guess i'll be alone soon enough. for some reason i would really like to leave my country behind and have a fresh start elsewhere. just having trouble picking a country and figuring out how i'd get there or what i would do to earn a living.

dude im in the same boat, shit job ($18/hr since i cant get into grad school) and going off parents free insurance

i went on covered california and you can get the bronze coverage for kaiser for like $180 a month (i get an $80/mo credit cause im so low income lel) and dental for only like $15 a month.

can you afford that?

my pussy smells like old garbage

back to rebbit

oh and to cap off this shitfest, a good female friend who i should have cheated on my gf with died in a car crash on halloween. wouldnt have seen her in 2 years cuz of her job schedule but i still got dem regrets

i have no job, i cant afford shit
i also want to go to grad school but i know my grades wont cut it

Turn your phone and computer off for a week and see where that gets you.

>back to rebbit
>by the way blog blog blog blog
eat a fat honker

>LOL !!!1
not sure where you think you are

your personal blog, by the looks of it
gay problems by the way

>complaining about feels threads
newfag?

>This is a 33 year old man typing all this.
I can see why you are a virgin.

>desperately spewing feelings to strangers on the internet
soyboy?

>feels threads
>>>/r9k

stay on your containment board loser

the reason i spew my feelings about being a loser on Veeky Forums is because there is literally nowhere else where i can talk about being a loser. if i talked about this IRL i would get even more ostracized and ridiculed.

step 1: turn off your computer and discover what interests you outside of your computer.

the computer is simple an extension of your own mind, and an internet connection connects that to the wealth of human knowledge. It's easy to lose yourself.

reconnect with passions you've left by the wayside or look out and see what peaks your interest. Connect with people that are into the same things. Come back to computer land seeing all this as a tool to help you move towards those passions, rather than something to get lost in again

ok, i'm sorry. just don't say i'm from reddit, that place is for fags.

t-this is a girl right?

you're chasing your dopamine hits in all the wrong places and you've been doing it ever since you were a kid. always doing what felt good.
you never really developed any character and depth of existence.
google: peter pan syndrome.
You have ZERO room to complain about the PERKS everyone gets in their lives based on the RESPONSIBILITY each of those things entails , without wanting to sacrifice anything on your own end.
You are currently living in a fantasy land, probably constructed off of years of a b.s. entertainment diet that consistently told you that you "deserved" certain things out of life.
Grow up, dude. You've made your prison.

Holy shit, I can't be hearing this. How dare you tell me this. What the fuck.

How true id this picture? Is it really too late to turn your life around after the age of 25?

Is this bait, i genuinely can't tell anymore with you retards.

I felt like I got my shit together and started living when I turned 25 tbqh.
18-24 I had no social skills and life was a mess.

just turned 26 and really starting to get my shit together after half a decade of depression and alcoholism
it's only too late to make a change when you're dead my dude

i recognise that torso

>25
>turn your life around

Yeah, it just doesn't happen. Should've made better choices in life bud

youtu.be/p978u4r-q4c
youtube.com/watch?v=ok0mE-pWKFc

I'm turning 26 in a month, and have only just started turning my life around. I've quit most of the bad habits I had (with the exception of smoking, but I'm using vaping as a crutch). Lost all of my friends, but I'm returning to school this upcoming semester. It's not too late bro. Don't fill your mind with needless bullshit by worrying about stuff more than a couple months out. The best thing to do to turn your life around, regardless of age is make short term goals. For instance, my short term within the next 2 months are, lower the nicotine level in my e-cig, make it to my classes on time. 1 month goal being get to a point where every calorie i eat is accounted for. I find that only focusing on the here and now is more than enough to progress and turn your life around. As long as you're better today than you were yesterday, you're progressing.

>tfw try so hard to revoke this status back in high school
>lose khv status with girlfriend over the course of 6 months
>haven't done anything else with any other girls since
>23 now, norwood 3A/4A and probably will stay that way until I find a slut with pathetically low standards
I miss high school, being in okay shape, having hair, having a gf and not having a care in the world
Lately I've been struggling to find another job because "ayy lmao you need experience to work this job but you need this job the get the experience you need to apply for this job"
my parents have all but stopped berating me for it and just feel bad for me now
I know I'm just the family loser for being a godless heathen, college drop-out and only working part time at my shitty pizza job that I'll probably be stuck at for the rest of my life
Last birthday my mom called me useless and father's day my dad called me a loser and ignored my texts
I want off this shitty ride

you gotta understand that this is a new generation where kids grow up on electronics
people born in 1999 are 18

>26
>it’s not too late bro

It literally is. You’re not “turning your life around”, you’re just barely getting your act together after a decade and a half of fucking around. It’s great and more power to you, but you better get off the mandate that somehow this will be an amazing turn of events. The gap between you and everyone who was busy making things happen is too wide already, you’re a a very big disadvantage in terms of assets, social skills and career.