I'm lactose, if I drink almond milk instead of soy milk will I not gain bitch tits? I am very afraid of getting tits

I'm lactose, if I drink almond milk instead of soy milk will I not gain bitch tits? I am very afraid of getting tits

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Why do almond milk threads always turn into an /lgbt/ circlejerk?

Milk is overrated anyway.

No estrogen but it's not a good source of calcium. I've tried almond milk and it's nowhere as good tasting as old fashioned cow milk. I'm not lactose intolerant so I'll just drink normal milk.

yeah but don't farmers pump estrogen into cows or something like that, wont drinking normal milk have the same effect

Almond milk is just almonds and water, and that by itself will not affect your tittles. I don't know specific ingredients of the stuff you buy from the store, but you could check the ingredients against a list of known titty makers.
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in case you want to make your own

I sexually Identify as Lactose. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being matabolised within the human digestive system. People say to me that a person being a disaccharide sugar is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install glucose and galactose on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Milk Sugar" and respect my right to give 65% of the human population abdominal pain, gas, and diarrhea. If you can’t accept me you’re a lactophobe and need to check your sugar privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

what about coconut milk

I dunno really haven't looked or cared. I haven't grown any soy boy boobs and I've been drinking milk for centuries.

How about you just drink milk? You're missing out on important nutrients that are otherwise hard to get enough of like iodine and riboflavin.
Not to mention you barely get any proteins with almond milk.