Deadlifts

>throw the medicine ball
>gym pharmacist reports me to management

>barbell row
>i'm not even on the water

>barbell curls
>barbell is not bended in any shape or form

>lateral raises
>doesn't hit my lats

>skull crushers
>my skull is ok

>kettle balls
>the nearest cow is on the elliptical

>smith machine
>my name isnt even smith

>push sled
>don't have reindeer to help me

Top kek

>Clean and jerk
>Gym now spotless except for one white stain

>farmers walk
>i'm not a farmer

>pull-ups
>Been wearing them since I got off diapers

haha dats funny guys funny thread

>sumo deadlift
>chinese ghosts

>monkey fuckers
>not fucking any monkeys

>chin ups
>still depressed

>french press
>gunsmen enter shouting allahu akbar

Made me chuckle, thanks

heh

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>Treadmill
>I'm a Libertarian

>decline bench
>do it anyways

>gym oni starts deadlifting with tectonic plates and destroys the entire continent the gym is built on
>gym miko is off duty today so no one is here to exterminate them

>Decline press
No thanks.

>gym weeb is running on the treadmill with his arms behind his back

>skullcrusher
>bash my own head in with a dumbbell

>shrugs
>still not Atlas, don't understand why

Iktf

>Squatting 1pl8

>Smith machine
>accidentally forge a sword

fill out the proper paperwork next time

>box jumps
>Try to figure out what is inside it

>prepare myself for bodyweight only routine
>get naked
>get kicked out of the gym

>lying leg curls
I told the truth

jesus this is so retarded
why am i laffin?

>Do overhead press
>Gym raises monthly membership fee

>do a shitton of leg press
>nothing in the newspapers next day

>kettlebell swings
>tea is ready

>back extension
>dont get taller

>not "tea spills everywhere"
Ya blew it

>what’s in the fucking box?!?

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>push ups
>I've been pushing down this whole time

>Arnold press
>I didn't win 7 mr olympia titles

>facepulls
>still have face

No he didn't, his was funnyer then yours

i appreciate that

i like yours more d e s u

>barbell curls
>bar remains straight

>that feel when no gym oni gf

>reverse curls
>break both elbows

>decline bench
>It writes a passive aggressive Reddit post about the incident

If you breath they go away, they don't like the wind.

>Bulgarian lunges
>My last name is Stewart

>
Is sdill bregfasd

oh god i can perfectly imagine that

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kek

heehee

Last time on: Veeky Forums

"Faggot" here. Fuck you for screenshotting such a mundane filler thread reddit bitch.

t b h

>Posted rick and morty meme unironically
>Gets pissy when mocked for it.

Hope your ebin screenshot got you all the upvotes you wanted kind sir ;)

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*Sends you reddit gold*

m'goodsir

This will be a fine addition to the collection, thank you my fellow intellectual.

>warm up on treadmill
>don't even know how to make flower

Noice

Audible keks

>preacher curls
>entire gym recieves +10 Intellect

>upright rows
>im horizontal

>skullcrusher

>Attempt a new 1rm for squats
>pass out
>wake up in The Labyrinth

>reverse curls
>time continues to flow forward

>sissy squats
>don't get boipusi turned out by bbcs
wtf

>Squat
>Start living in the gym rent free

>do crossfit
>I'm not actually an autistic attention whore

>dumbbell flys
>equipment remains grounded

>dumbell raise
>bells graduate college and can't find a job

this unironically happened to me, I started doing OHP/shoulder work twice a week, and the gym owner raise membership price soon after

>calf raises
>livestock has still not matured

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True Manlet feels

>Deadlifts
>Never felt more alive

>Sprint
>Not raising any bars

underrated

>people call the Ghost Puncher
>he does some Crucifix Holds and kicks air with an EZbar like he's slaughtering saracines at the gates of Jerusalem

Kek

>Farmers carry
>not carrying a farmer