I have a Drug test next Tuesday (probably urinalysis) and I've smoked a lot in the last month, but none in the last 2 days. Anyone have any advice, aside from fake urine, for helping me pass? I'm already:
> Workout out excessively to burn fat
> Drinking 2 gallons of water per day
> Taking Niacin twice a day
> Cleaning up my diet
Is there anything else I can be doing?
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3 gallons of distilled water
You're an idiot and whatever job you are applying for is as well. They shouldn't care about pot.
Thats to fucking close my dude you're going to fail.
Go to a reputable head shop and ask about flush kits. It's your only hope.
What's a head shop?
In all fairness, I never expected to get a decent job offer after only 1 day of searching with a same day interview - especially one which is offering far more then I'm worth.
Why distilled water?
They can see if the urine is too dilated and will make you take the test again if you drink lots of water. Your best shot is stop being a fucking pothead manboy and get your shit together.
Honestly I don't need this job, I'm already making a decent amount of money, I was just curious as to how much I could make somewhere else. My life is fine, weed is great.
I know they can tell if it's too diluted with water, but I've heard of people supplementing multivitamins for color and creatine (because they check for it) - does anyone know anything about this?
The metabolites they test for are found in fat, right? So the more fat I burn the greater my odds? Or am I way off base
Chill op.
I've passed more drug tested than I can count at this point. It's easy
>Down two gallons of water a day for a week leading up to test.
>Morning if test chug a gallon and sip on water leading up till the test
>An hour or two before the test take a multivitamin, an extra b supplement, zinc, and calcium.
If it's not a really good test (I assume you're not interviewing to me a lawyer or doctor) your results should be "questionable" but you'll pass
Your only option is dilution, drink a fuckton of water and piss several times before within hours before your test. If it’s at a hospital they probably won’t care. If it’s a testing facility they may ask you to piss again. Piss clear.
Head shop is a hippy shop, sells bongs, crack pipes, organic vegan chocolate etc
>smoking weed frequently
Never gonna make it and never gonna grow up either
There's a way to get a positive/negative result can't remember how it usuallly means they retest you at a later date, enough time to clear it out
next tuesday? You're good just drink water
I'll give this a go!
Obtain clean urine and inject it into your bladder
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Not looking for judgement calls, I'm honestly doing great - trust me.
Not if the job paid 500k.
Actually going to try this. Thanks user.
Drink a dickton of water every day.
People STILL don't understand cannabis in 2017.
Vitamin B2/Riboflavin turns pee very yellow, close to dehydrated piss. Id pop a couple of those to distract from all the water youre drinking.
Turning down more income whilst defending the use of a drug that makes you slower, dumber and weaker. Classic stitchup
They do but they got over it.
You should have had self control degenerate
Picture this, he’s bad at socialising but already has his circle of tight knit friends. All of the friends, let’s say about 5 of them smoke pot except user. They all seem fine and have happy normal lives on the outer surface. They seem giggly, happy and relaxed asf with red bloodshot eyes and offer him a drag of the joints in rotation every time it comes round to him. Eventually them stoner friends are gonna wanna stop chilling with user because he doesn’t wanna unwind like they are
Niacin, not naicinamide mind you. 500 mg to start. You'll burn and itch like a saigon whore but It'll flush your shit out.
You’re right, but then you want to stop burning fat and east a few fatty meals the day before