Dan Blizerian

Would You like to be him?

Yes.

>4'11

Nah

I would like to have money, yes.

Does he fuck all the girls he takes pictures with?

I'd like to be given the same start in life as he had, but actually be him and live with his massive list of insecurities? Fuck that.

Go to bed, Dan

>live with his massive list of insecurities?
What are you talking about?

look at his face. his beard. his social media. dude obviously has massive insecurity about his masculinity and image

The dude literally hires escorts just to take photos for social media

No the dude's a pathetic dead inside cookie cutter

have you seen a pic of him sans beard?

Yes. I'm uglier than him and poorer than him and likely dumber than him.

Lmao the guy legit exudes it

I'm not the type of guy to hate on people cause they have more than me. This dude is just a cardboard cutout of what an American badass is meant to be, with all of the show and none of the personality or character

No, I really like myself right now

he seems extremely desparate, self hating, and insecure

so yes, because that would be an improvement ;)

i dont think he hires prostittes but the women aren't there for him. they get free publicity and get noticed for future opportunities. although i'm sure some are prostitutes.

Hey is this the thread where we cope at the fact that we dont live a .01% life by assuming they are insecure/mentally weaker than us? Oh it is

Nah, my families leaving me a bunch of money too and when I do have it I'm not gonna flash it around pretending like I'm some awesome guy trying to attract bimbos with it.

I'm gonna pretend I dont have it until I find a girl who likes me for me and then after we get married be like hey guess what look at all this money I have.

To each his own though.

>he hasn't seen the tank picture yet

post it?

I'd take his money but if I had to actually be him it would suck.

You might want to mention your wealth to her while she is your fiancé so you can sign a proper prenup. If you have any wealth, get an airtight prenup in case if she decides to dump your ass and try to take all your money.

On my phone, just google it. I've never seen someone so desperate to prove his masculinity

"Marital property does not include property that was acquired by either spouse prior to the marriage, nor does it include inheritances, personal gifts, and other limited types of property."

Already have looked well into that.

Tiny dick, living life on daddy's money, having to pay girls to get them to come around?

Pass.

He's ugly as fuck. No.

Daddy's stolen money, no less.

>attended a concert in vegas only to run away like a bitch when some guy started shooting it up
no thanks

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No.

I like to be me.

Holy shit. He really needs that beard. Looks like a fucking goon.

They don't even have the same eye color you retard

>people are getting shot/murdered all around me
>better post this on social media! Imagine all the likes I'll get!

no. his lifestyle is antithetical to everything I care about

kek that's some impressive beard gains

oh no no no no no no, look at his head

There's nothing I envy but the money desu

Banging sloots is ez, banging grills that actually expect love is somehow more fulfilling,
especially when I dump em after a couple weeks and find myself another wholesome qt

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>assuming they are insecure/mentally weaker than us?
he also literally has no accomplishments

>Neanderthal lookin motherfucker that washed out of the navy and pays for pussy

naw.

isn't he the gambler who play poker and has had a heart attack 2 times? Eh surely no boyo

>No legs
>Roid gut
>Weak chin
>Trust fund baby

>manlet
no thanks

Are you idiots fucking blind. The guy on the left doesn't even have the same eye colour and facial structure.

yeah

looks pretty similar to me

forgot to add i'm also suffering from face blindness

There's literally thousands of other rich people who live baller lifestyles who don't need to get everyone else's seal of approval

>this mangina
women honestly find you to be a white knighting sucker if you do that. they'd rather have a rich baller and be just another in his harem than this pedestalizing bs.

this is sad

so insecure he got his friend to film him while he tried to run towards the site of the Vegas shooting

Pathetic

A manlet? He's only getting models with herpes at this point.

I'd like to be as wealthy as he is. Nothing else though.

yeah, but it also seems pretty fun

I expect nothing less from a BUD/S dropout.
Honestly he's just fucking sad, he over-compensates for everything because no matter what, he'll never be a SEAL.

Hasn't he made tens of millions of dollars playing professional poker? Sure it isn't a 'prestigious' accomplishment, but it isn't easy to do. It takes a good level of intelligence and guts.

His life is pretty depressing. I'd rather be me with his money

Nobody's impressed with you losing daddy's money slightly slower than the other trust fund bbs Dan.
Please just kys

That made me happy. Keep that attitude up bro

I just want his money, women, belongings and connections, but I wouldn't want to be or look like him.

Likely some of them. They're a mix of escorts, groupies, friends and strippers.

I wouldn't mind having his money.

>A man to insecure to hang around with guys or is too much of a dick to have any male mates
>Needs constant validation through social media
>Paid $2m to be in one of the Expendables films and still didn't make the final cut
>Pays for escorts to travel around the world with him and acts like they're his side chicks

If I had his money I'm sure I could live a much more fulfilling life

you know zero about women if you think a millionaire has to pay them to take them on expenses paid yacht cruises around the world

lmao i was on some of his parties,
his dad was rich thats why he is rich.
he pays women to visit his parties.
grow up

>larping on a Taiwanese anal bead forum
>grown up
okay pal