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If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions go to reddit, we most likely ignore you since you were to lazy to read the wiki and you are most likely going to ask about oral only cycle.
No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI on your oral only cycle.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
Previously on manlets, virgins and dyels general:
>can't make gainz
>takes steroids
You'll all always be beta, too beta to build muscle naturally, genetic defects, all of you.
I don't live in LA. Do you think I can find a physician that will prescribe me roids so I can charge them to my health insurance?
Anyone can go the natty way. But I have more money than time or patience.
This. Why hit your natty limit and waste half your prime, when you can get there before you even hit your prime and use the rest of that time investing in yourself and your social skills.
We're on Veeky Forums clearly we need help with social skills.
My bench sucks ass compared to when I was 10lbs lighter, time to make my lats explode.
There's literally nothing wrong with flirting with women ...and potential future sex partners.
So? That's even better. Talk to ugly old people. They'd love to chat with a young buck. Even dudes will. Literally nothing to lose and maybe they're rich and like you and you can get some hookups.
>We're on Veeky Forums clearly we need help with social skills.
Not all of us m8, I'm just old and bored tbqh
If you got no problem flirting with girl while you got a girl, your girl doing the same, cuck
Daily reminder that roids are unhealthy
>starve myself for months to diet
>make very little progress, basically spinning my wheels
>spend 3-4 days eating normally
>lifts absolutely explode, almost tear my pec off the bone during today’s bench session
I fucking hate you faggots that claim to have a hard time gaining weight. I would fucking demolish a proper bulk blast on a level that would make masT look like crusader. Fuck I hate my genetics
Speaking of, I'm bouncing for the next 4 hours. Someone talk to me about something. Preferably a topic where I can pretend I'm an old wise man.
Yeah I'm sure she would be. Who cares? Why are you so insecure?
How much do you guys spend monthly on roids?
How to cop bar sluts when sloppy drunk. What do you even say going into the conversation?
You're overthinking it man. Someone could say the word "pasta" and you can just jump in and say
>Durrr are you talking about pasta?
Not literally, but kinda. Overhear something, say excuse me and then either ask an open ended question about it or contribute to the conversation.
Remember, you're just being friendly. Everyone likes friendly people. You aren't trying to be a creep and force yourself on anyone.
I've pointed at someone drinking the same beer as me and started a convo about it before. Simple shit. You aren't on a date, you don't have to impress anyone. Just go make friends.
You're overthinking it man. Someone could say the word "pasta" and you can just jump in and say
>Durrr are you talking about pasta?
Not literally, but kinda. Overhear something, say excuse me and then either ask an open ended question about it or contribute to the conversation.
Remember, you're just being friendly. Everyone likes friendly people. You aren't trying to be a creep and force yourself on anyone.
I've pointed at someone drinking the same beer as me and started a convo about it before. Simple shit. You aren't on a date, you don't have to impress anyone. Just go make friends.
Now as far as sluts go. Well. That's the opposite. Aggressive works best but you need to know if they're actually sluts or just dressing the part.
Oops.
lol grassisgreener
Reminder that running Dbol or tbol for your first cycle is fine and you faggots need to chill out
Cruising at 150 test e at the moment, so prolly like $30 a month. But I suck at math so whatever.
Roughly $250 for a 15 week cycle
$20 on blast
$3 for cruise
+AI as needed = I dunno. Another $10?
As long as you don't care, nigga
>$20 on blast
>$3 for cruise
I assume you brew your own. Either that or you're an alien larping as a roiding human and don't quite grasp the concept of money.
thailand?
Wtf
>$30 a vial
>250mg/mL @ 10mL
>100mg a week = 25 weeks
>25 weeks ÷ $30 = 83¢ a week
>1 month = $3
I've been drinking so perhaps I'm retarded. I'd laugh if so, it's ok.
Doing my first cycle atm. Got my doctor to refer me for bloodwork, and she called me yesterday and called me a "fool". I'm going in for an appointment in 2 weeks and she's going to ball me out, I know it.
I guess I'm retarded right now because you aren't making sense.
He asked how much per month. I get 3 vials for $90+$10 shipping.
3 vials, 10mL of 250mg/mL @ 250mg per week is 30 weeks worth.
30 weeks divided by $100 is $3 a week.
Oh man you know what, you are correct. Like I said, I can't into math.
To be fair though, this shit feels like it goes super fast for some reason. Maybe it's just me. Really wamma get into brewing but kinda hard when you live with your parents.
I'm pretty sure I fucked up the last bit lol but whatever. Point is, it's cheap. Very cheap. Especially cruising when you don't need AI
I'm so happy I jumped on this BOGO sale. I'm good until spring (summer?) now.
I don't think I'm ever coming off again. Scary thought but I just don't care anymore.
>I'm just old and bored tbqh
How old are you?
Its easy, do it in your room while theyre sleeping
How do your parents feel about you roiding? Tbqh if I found out my child was roiding id disown him and tell him to take up pingpong.
I know the feeling. Why should I ever come off?
Also what the fuck I wish I had the cash to just stockpile muscle sauce;-;
Jerbear you always give the best advice.
>How do your parents feel about you roiding?
Easy, they don't know
>Tbqh if I found out my child was roiding id disown him and tell him to take up pingpong.
Jeff you are not natty, plz go.
>Easy, they don't know
You can only hide it for so long until they find out bro, and eventually, they will (granted you don't move out). Anyways haha I didn't think anyone would get the reference
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When I was applying for a new job, I told my dad I was worried about the drug test because I was still taking my Adderall when my script ran out. He said it'd be fine, just stop taking it. Then said they don't test for anything else "like steroids or something".
Hmmmm, maybe the 20 pounds weight gain and backne gave me away?
LMFAO WOWWWW
THIS FUCKING THREAD
What the fuck guys. Is Jeff a weeb?
It's just a post so maybe 1 or two weaboos think he's /ourguy/ and buy one of his shirts so he makes more shekels
>Is Jeff a weeb?
No he's natty
Yeah I'm fully aware, it's not like I'm a god at hiding shit anyway. I plan to move out soon enough though so it's whatever.
>I didn't think anyone would get the reference
GOTTEM
>no he's natty
KEK
>if I found out my child was roiding id
I might be upset. No shrinking you balls until I have grand kids.
Jeff?
Jeff pls....
I don't know if i'm asking a retarded question but i'll ask anyways.
Should I do the 2 injections of 250mg of test on the same day?
Do I take my AI on the same day as my injections?
If I cruise on 250mg a week, how much gains will I keep when I eventually hop off?
bump
read the wiki reeee
2 muscles
My bar almost got shot up... Or at least it got threatened to, and a big giant bouncer ran this dude outside in the street and no joke powerbombed him WWE style and it was the greatest thing I've ever seen
Lol based doc
Kek what happened to the guy? Did he have to go to hospital or just get arrested? Also is your bar in a ghetto or is this a regular occurrence in barlife?
Why would you inject twice on the same day?? Like that doesn't even make sense, you definitely have a lot of reading up to do
test doesn't come in 500mg/ml. I'd have to do two 250mg which would be 2ml. Is it safe or should I inject it a a day or two later.
Lol why would you only be able to inject 1 ml?
So first off you wanna inject twice weekly if using test e because blood levels will be more stable. Also its fine to pin like 4ml or even more at once depending on location.
But please read some more general info about roiding before you start. If you know this little than you have a big chance your gonna fuck yourself up at some point.
I was misinformed by someone else
That's why i'm here. I've been lurking for little over a week.
Brehs, has anybody noticed that, aside from lifting, music really kills your productivity? Start listening on morning and really never get anything done.
>I've been lurking for little over a week
You are nowhere near ready to start pinning. You have zero idea about everything and if you think you know something you are most likely wrong.
When i started lifting i was 100% sure i will never take steroids but literally since day 1 i was reading about steroids and stuff because it was pretty much hard to ignore when you are trying to learn shit about lifting weights. Before i started considering taking gear i already had 3 years of theory.
You should take your time to educate yourslf because it's very easy to fuck yourself up permanently if you have no idea what you are doing.
Yeah my attention span and ability to socialise are fucked since I listen to dumb thrash metal all day, but I can't stop
>music really kills your productivity
I guess it depends on what kind of music you are listening to. Music actually does weird shit to your brain even without drugs. Im not doing anything anyway weather or not there is something to do.
As i was typing this i started playing some random happy hardcore shit from youtube and now i feel little bit better.
I meant fraud. I've been posting on Veeky Forums and lifting for almost a year and a half.
i was posting on Veeky Forums for 2 years before i even touched weights. That might give you some idea about faggots who post here. Im not suprised when i see a fucking dyel in cbt thread and replies from faggots who are miring skin and bones
I might be turboautist but I listen to lyrical rap and actually listen to the lyrics and rhyme structure of every song.
and whenever i do that, my brain almost goes on an autopilt (browse chan, sit on normiebook, just lay on the bed do nothing when not in the gym)
... as i soon i stop the music, i actually do something almost productive (build websites, read, stretch, medidate)
like i said earlier, im not doing shit anyways but when im browsing anonymous imageboards i like to listen to anything without lyrics, mostly classical music or old vidya soundtracks because i tend to focus on lyrics instead on the shit im currently looking at.
So I've been gone for a few yrs, (last I was here was back in 2014/15) and I had gone to see a doc about having low T and all the fuckin jerking around he did about giving me a script which he never did, just gave me a script for Clomid to try boosting it naturally, which for 30 pills was $400!?!
And after that he didn't help me much after
Anyways
For the love of god don't tell me Jeff STILL posts here??
I remember seeing a screen shot of him admitting on here that he did bicycle rides, and for some odd reason hasn't surfaced publicly or been blown open
Also What's changed on fit and fraud in the past 2/3 yrs?? Does Tiny still post? And who was that guy that posted here in fraud and was living in Korea or something fucking some hot gook milfs? I miss him
Non-fraud here.
You guys are the /plg/ of aesthetics. Can you teach me how to cut? I need some high proton meal ideas, preferably some that don’t require me to switch on an oven every single day.
I value convenience (e.g. I can drink raw eggs, don’t give a fuck about taste; I care more about time and not making a cuntload of dishes to wash)
>coming to fraud for recipes..
Every one is most likely gonna tell you to do an ephidrine stack.
>Can you teach me how to cut?
You do realize the people here don't know shit, right? Most are dyel or barely look natty despite being on gear
Read everything I can. There seems to be a lack of information about the following:
>Will test make me more alpha?
>Will test make me more confident?
>Will test give me better game?
who did this
-maybe, if you were very low test before
-indirectly, thru gains, but not the test itself
>absolutely not. But: more gains = more confidence = more game
First for lmao crusader still banned here and in the discord
some dyel bating for '>roiding for this's
whats your experiment on it, what was the diffrence you felt after hopping on
i felt no difference.
After many months i was more confident for the simple fact that everyone around me had to compliment my body the second they saw me.
Btw you are talking to this guy, so take wjat he says with a grain of salt
i fucking hate this picture.
btfo right now
no
no
no
Steroids are not fucking magic. I think we need to add this in FULL CAPS into every OP
didnt you say you had a receding hairline
looks fine to me
its the chad filter. It makes your hair look fuller.
Why not post your real face?
Why hiding?
fine
funny memes brother :)
So there is still hope for Jerry i see
Got absolutely smashed yesterday, came home at 6AM.
Couldn't even fuck some sloots, didnt think about it.
the guy on the left is a french basketball player
no thats me.
In fact, that left pic is a filter too.
Pic related is me without any filters.
i wish it was a meme
10/10 story
Just take your AI already. You sound like my gf on a period.
why are you such an annoying cunt
my man its not funny.
stop.
pls ...
I hope he is a god-tier basketball player with a lots of money, otherwise damn he got fucked
if you ugly you better be smart or rich or both. there is no way you can't cope with reality otherwise
Life is about looks, nobody gives a shit about you if you look shit. Personality is for people who want to compensate
>there is no way you can* cope with reality otherwise
ftfy
t.smart ugly fuck
being ugly is in fact not funny at all, no
tfw i am scared i will look like SPOK if they remove the bandage. Everyone is saying your ears will be flatly pushed to your heard because of the cartilage and bandage
Smart = probably better education = probably more money . More money = more plastic surgery.
You're not ugly, you're just poor
kek i found him
H A N D S O M E
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Anyone?
>more plastic surgery
This is hardly ever the correct answer to fix the ugly. You're ugly, you're fucked.
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He clearly did otoplasty
but no hair transplant, no working out, not fixing the rest
How do you look with the bald beard and girl filter?