Hookers General

Phams,
Is it safe to eat a hookers ass?

Probabaly not but if theyre hot I'd probably do it anyway.

>not posting the version with the bush
not gonna make it

Only if you're trying to taste another guys dick.

is it a-okay to have a japanese escort spit in your mouth?

gib pls

paheal rule 34 "emoji" there are tons of versions

>be retard with no social skills at uni
>be somewhere between dyel and Veeky Forums
>visit hooker
>asks if I want her friend to join for free

So I had my first threesome, did they find me hot? Or just trying to rush me to cum faster.
The one who joined was preddy hot.

Depends, did you pay for the hour, night or till you finish?

depends on the looks

>safe to eat anyone's ass.
Enjoy neurocystiscercosis sapping your gains.

Forgot >tfw

Paid for an hour and did leave 15 min early but didn't feel like they rushed me to go or anything.

Will go back again in a week or two maybe.

BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD
Delet this pornographic filth
Absolutly tiggered

but can one with them hookers then?

but can one do with them hookers then?*

The very idea makes me scream internally.

WHY.

You probably shouldn't

Then it dosent matter at all, dont go to often tho its quite degenerate.

anyone have some advice on how to cum with a comdon on?
i saw like 10 escorts and they all had to jerk me off to finish me
i would like to cum inside a girls at least once in my lifetime

nofap

>dont go to often tho its quite degenerate.
How the hell is it degenerate?

They genuinely liked you

I mean, it's a hooker, you could pretty explicitly tell her to wash her ass with some soap and then go to town. If she gives you shit, take your money elsewhere.

You think So?
Maybe I'll propose and ask them to be my gfs next time I go

>Is it safe to eat a hookers ass?
I should slap the shit out you.
The fuck is wrong with you son.

I ate out the little Asian lady at the massage parlor I go to

Paying a women to fuck you.

I'm thinking about getting a Japanese escort for an hour or two when I visit in a few months. Kissless virgin at 23, just want to get it over with. Think it would be worth it for $350, there are some pretty Qt girls in japan.

no girl is worth more than 150/h

Women, especially horny women who NEED something have no problem with fucking a guy for something.

Ask that chick who needs her car fixed for a home cooked meal and a blowjob.
She'll do both then ask you to spend the night.

Problem is that women have been told that's evil by capitalists who want them horny and using their sex toys and media and paying pros for services.

>he doesnt know

>went to asian massage parlor
>Cute latina girl greets me when I ring the bell
>Kinda awkward until we hit it off and start talking about stupid shit
>Proceed to have the best sex ive ever had in my life

Fuck brehs she had a nice big butt and i even ate it out a bit. Apparently it was her first day doing sex work which probably explains the enthusiasm she had and why she didn't complain about me only leaving a $60 tip. Too bad i never saw her again.

>"Capitalism is an economic system and an ideology based on private ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit"

The woman owns her own body and uses it to bargain for services, which conforms to the ideals of capitalism. How is it capitalism's fault that things like sex toys, media, and paying for sex exists because demand for those services exists? Why would a more government regulated system allow women more freedom in these areas?

>2018
>Paying for sex when you can get it for FREE

Literally just swipe right on tinder its too easy.

>get hooker for an hour to stop being KV
>cum quick and want to cuddle for remaining 45 minutes
>she keeps teasing my cock and i end up cumming 2 more times
at least i got my moneys worth right? but i just wanted to hold someone tbqh

>wanting to have 2 hookers as gfs
Anyway, take a Screenshot and post results.

Maybe he's 5'10"

...

user, instead of using their infinitely marketable and valuable body and personality to acquire items, connections, and the attentions and lusts and abilities of men(or women if they're dykes) they have been talked into thinking that being debt slaves and breeding sows with dozens of children yet nothing to show for it and buying sex toys and becoming a lifelong consumer and viewing media somehow makes them free.

Women used to know their worth and "place".
A whore/instagram model/escort/woman who fucks her way to the top is an independent contractor who knows a woman's worth and power.

Telling all women this and men being made keenly aware of this again is bad for business and bad for certain political and ideological tautologies.

>Implying I didn't pound out a "confirmed dyke" because I did minor work on her phone
>Implying I didn't use her phone to film us
Anyone want to see a surprisingly thicc gay white chick getting rawdogged by a semi built dadbod black dude with a ten inch dick?