Militant Manlet General

Come brothers! We discuss ways to reclaim the overland and make every apart of the pit!

we shall saw the legs off every lanklet!

day of the tunnel soon, lanklets

5'6 reporting in for duty

5'3 reporting in
Tunnels are almost complete.

Will the One True King of the Manlets be the tallest of us or the shortest of us?

I wish I wasn't 6'4". I wanted to be a fighter pilot but my height stopped me, also wanted to work on a submarine but that too soon became a dream.

Now I'm just upper management at a Fortune 500 company, fulfilling my destiny as an "up and coming force" in the business world.

(FYI: I NEVER promote manlets. They do the grunt work at the bottom while the normal people over 6 foot reap the benefits.)

wrote the ugly and un-aesthetic skeleton who was infuriated and jealous he couldn't get the gains of the normal height humans

>tfw 5’9” manlet in air force selection process

>tfw too short to get mires from grills
>tfw short enough to touch the sky and the stars as astronaut

Feels weird bro

Hope I make it

Climb to the heavens for me lad.

When will they learn

day of the tunnel soon longman

>tfw 5’10.5”

So close, yet so far

>mfw get measured
>mfw 6' even

Y-You guys will spare me right? 6' is still manlet status right?

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we will accept you. But you will have to EARN our trust

4'5 here.

your days are numbered longmen, only a matter of time

t. 5'3

post the poem

Really, if your height starts with 6 you're fine. Just... don't get any shorter, yeah?

>tfw 5ft 11.95
am i gonna get shoad lads?

Auf wiedersehen, mein Freund

pls no
i feel like a manlet if that makes any difference

5'6" manlet bard reporting. I have stoked the fires in your tiny manlet hearts with song, and I shall do so until we are strong and free, my brothers.

Let's get down to business
Tunnel Day will come
Did they send me lanklets?
Or true manlet sons?
You're the shortest bunch I've ever met
And you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a manlet of you

Sturdy as a mountain
And a hulk inside
Heed not longmen's banter
Keep your manlet pride
We shall dig with all the strength we've got
Lanklets haven't got a clue
Someday I'll make a manlet of you

"I'm never gonna get those gains"
"Say goodbye to mirin' Staceys!"
"Boy was I a fool to think I could get big"
"Longmen got me scared to death!"
"Chad can see right through me..."
"Why do all my limbs look like a twig???"

(To be a manlet) You must be short as the dwarven axemen
(To be a manlet) The strength of pygmy Hercules
(To be a manlet) With all the forces of a raging badger
Mysterious as the wind gusts through their knees

Time is racing toward us
Until tunnel day
Take your picks and shovels
We must dig away
They're not ready for
The manlet war
So chin up, we're almost through
Because you've made a manlet of you

(To be a manlet) You must be short as the dwarven axemen
(To be a manlet) The strength of pygmy Hercules
(To be a manlet) With all the forces of a raging badger
Mysterious as the wind gusts through their knees

>kill all lanklets
>females refuse to breed with you anyway
>humans extinct in a generation
???

Ok, fren, I'll lend you my lucky giraffe shirt so you'll grow one more inch. Do not eat leaves while wearing this

At my gym manlets and longmen coexist with each other.
A treaty was signed after the attack of the gainsgoblins.

>Couldnt get into the military

Sure it was your height bro. Youve probably got asthma, diabetes, high BP, heart murmur or some other shitty low tier beta illness resulting from darwinism. Either that or you failed the ASVAB. Stay mad lanklet.

t. Manlet Soldier.

if i chant grow grow grow can i grow an inch and a half?

>fail the ASVAB

Is that even possible? I heard the Marines even take to stupid ones. You have to be pretty much illiterate to fail that.

5ft4 here, whats this new Day of the Tunnel meme?

Youde be surprised how people do especially 'smart' people. Having book smarts and shitty doctorate doesn't mean you have common mechanical sense which is what the military looks for before they look for mathematical brains.

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6'0 reporting in, time to kill these lankly dyels, am I right boys?

don't tempt me manlet
i guarantee you my manlet folder is larger than your lanklet one

Short stature didn't stop the slavs from raping their way through german women

Are you guys actually this short? What's the cutoff

what's 187 cm in yankee units
Do I fall on the manlet spectrum

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>Doesnt go belong 5ft6

Im gona kill myself thanks. 5ft6 is tall.

i warned you my short hobbit like friend

slavs are tall

you could have prevented this

remember that

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As a manlet I still find this funny because he's obviously a degenerate faggot loser as well as being short

yeah i get that
i also find the tippy toeing retards the funniest
you can literally see their insecurity

>tfw 97 on ASVAB

I just didn't want the suck non-technical jobs.

>be 5'6"
>grow out full thick beard
>bulk out
>shave head
>embrace Battle Dwarf mode

6' manlet here

Will the suffering ever end?

you will never achieve this level of thiccness as a human
i wanna die and go to middle earth

He was just too tall to serve where they wanted. That said, they must be dumb to dream of serving on a sub, Christ

I'm still trying bros, ill get out of the pit and I wont forget you.

>5'7''

HAHAHA Fucking kek. My eyes were first drawn to the white guy doing it, then I saw the middle guy being a bit more subtle then I saw the last guy not giving a fuck and going all out with his insecurity

very common practice among hobbits

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very much such cases

kys

lmao moar

The only based manlet

i'm going to bed lad
have my favorite though

>Russian peasants suffering from malnutrition are tall
"no"

those hats, those fucking hats, every single time

Remember to honor the original manlets of America who realized the true horror of the longmen menace, and started the tunnels to be marveled by many and fear by the long

You'll be first to go on the day of the tunnel longman

> t. Never taken the test
If you can pass your SAT you can get into the U.S. military lol. Technology has progressed so far that the service has become a catch all for cowards, lazy fucks, and retards. Don't let Hollywood oversell it.

You won’t reach your goals. Your aspirations are too high. You’ll come up short. You are beneath us longmen. Long live the longmen!

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Manlets are to be hated,
Because they are scum.
They should be castrated,
Their souls are numb.

Manlets are heartless,
Their souls are short too.
Manlets won't progress,
When you see them just shoo.

Normal people hate them,
Know that manlets are shit,
Punch them in their bum,
Manlets cry when they get hit.

Even God hates midgets.
And regrets creating them,
So He got double digits
And manlets become crumb.

Manlets will die first
On the glorious day of rope.
So we'll end our thirst
For their tears and hope.

They are always inferior
And won't better themselves,
So they hate the superior
And bring us down from shelves.

They have shit blood,
Bad parents and small brain.
Hearts are made of mud,
So they are easy to be slain.

Short people have no souls
And their sympathizers also.
No one likes these ghouls.
Hearts of manlets are hollow.

stay strong fellow shortbros. the teachings of our lord and savior alexander leonidas will free us

>be 6' 1"
>in power rack at gym doing squats
>5' 6" guy doing deads next to me
>he finishes goes to in rack
>fat girl from smith machine loudly makes a joke about him lifting being a waste
>look at her and tell her that he can't control his height but she can control being a fat bitch
>her friend laughs at her she leaves for the lockers
>guy next to me becomes my new bro
Not all of us tall folk are ass holes you know.

fucking shit, who threw their phone in the pit?

Guys are we killing ourselves now?

>tfw 5'5 and christmas cake chaser
You'd think it'd be femdom all the time but they all want to be manhandled. Feels bad man.

>tfw 5'9" King of Manlets
>tfw 6.5" wrists
>tfw broad shoulders
>tfw long arms
What did my genetics mean by this?

>tfw 5'9" King of Manlets
sweetie king of manlets is 5'11
you're just arch priest or someshit
also literally nothing matters when you're bellow 6ft

kys

6'2 fuck off lanklet

I have the exact height and proportions. Do you have dis proportionally long legs?

It's funny because the tall guy is just 5'10