What are some Veeky Forums sex positions and tricks?

??? I’m not following

Put me in the screencap

cowgirl except you're the one moving her up and down with your arms

I second this, this always impresses me. In one of the few positions where the guy gets to take a break you still do all the work? Great!

Bounce her on your dick(cowgirl) using your arms to move her up and down instead of her doing it herself.

Ah ok like up and down perpendicular to your body. Lmao I thought you were saying you moved her parallel to your body

neck yourself, reddit

Hope your girl's got good stronk quads

Reverse cowgirl -> overhead press -> now shes your hat.

Full Nelson
Mating press
Jackhammer

My quads are stronger than my arms, making this much more fun than stand and carry lol.

I've done the stand and carry a few times, not really into it. It's a gimmick, it's exciting and fun but it's not the real, legitimate physical fucking sloots dream of. you can fuck a girl's soul out in missionary alone just by being physical and aggressive.

masculine fucking is about speed, endurance, physical presence, attitude, a lot of factors. It's not easily faked. Watch that nigga ryan at teenfidelity/pornfidelity, perfect example of a dyel going hard as shit in regular positions.

That said there's some tricks you can use to augment a base of good hardcore pipe laying. My favorite is the back arch: from missionary either grab her hips or clasp your hands behind her butt in a gable grip. Lean back and pick her up so the pelvis arches forward, the angle changes and you can go really deep. great finishing move, girls love it.

It's been mentioned here but suspending her in cowgirl is good cause girls don't have the endurance to squat fuck for long enough to be worth it for me. the clit friction on your stomach is also good for them, cowgirl in general is more for them than us.

When you're switching positions, throw her around. I'll judo throw a bitch into missionary.

If you've done reverse cowgirl before and you know she's capable, fuck her doggy then get a good gut wrench grip and fall backwards to your back. Not a good look for a first time bang cause some girls don't fuck with the position. Also holding a girls head down during doggy is a great look.

Just be aggressive. You want to convey the attitude that even you cant control yourself. Smoke some weed before hand and fuck her like a primate

I've got a special rope for you, friend.

I sometimes switch hands

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you need to understand that sex is, first and foremost, rape. This whole puritanical notion of romance is not burned into our genome the way animalistic sex is. So obviously get consent but then fuck a girl like you're raping her, like a monkey fucks another monkey.

I really deeply feel sorrow for you and other nerdy faggots who are kissing and making eye contact and running your hands through their hair. I've made 80% of the girls I fucked squirt. I have girls I fucked 3 years ago texting me out of the blue that they're in my city. I had a girl i fucked once tat my name on her arm. I've fucked 3 girls at one time.

It's just sex, it's not something special it's really the table stakes for existence. You all build it up into something magical and take all the good animal fun out of it. That's great, but 6 months down the line you're out of gimmicks and her happiness with a good man no longer makes up for the fact she hasn't come once

lol

I cringed

Guy knows what he's talking about. I can't even be offended at the way he presented it because he's completely right.

You can kiss and run your hands through her hair and still fuck them like a wildman though.

Also nice lies.

nice samefag, user

Nope, check it I'm

That's foreplay, go hard for the actual sex, you don't want her to be able to breath well enough to take time to kiss you.

Um.. No you aren't... because that is me.

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> Got a gf
> Haven't had sex with her yet
> But she swallows every time

Fair trade? I feel like it's more than worth it desu. Also, we're just waiting for the pill to kick in at this point so it's going to happen soon. Can't wait because I really like this grill.

On a related note, I NEED to do no fap. Porn and death grip have totally fucked me. She spent 30min straight giving me a hand job and I was so frustrated I thought I'd never come. Thank fuck we both persevered because when I eventually did it was one of the best orgasms I've ever had but holy fuck it took forever. I'm way to conditioned to using porn.

Source please

I have no idea why this would be fun for you. I'm not invested enough to prove that it's my post and I don't understand why you're being such an argumentative cunt.

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That looks quite uncomfortable desu

When my dick is so tense, it feels like it's going to break.

Uh... you don't get to samefag.

Also generally people who fall for the "alpha / beta" memes are the ones analyzing others posts on how to live life through anonymous soy crafting websites. How did people live back in the fuckin day? They just did shit not caring and that's what I do.

standing 69

turn her upside down by the waist and go to work on that pussy while she sucks your dick

if she stops sucking powerbomb her into the floor

Carry an average girl for a few minutes, sure. Stand and carry and fuck for 15+ minutes? Nah, that takes some work.

>What are some Veeky Forums sex positions and tricks?
if you take someone home and get naked and realize they have a vagina return to the bar and exchange her for a penis

its what youre looking for op

And fucking hard in that position takes work. When I do it I'm literally moving her back and forth with my arms, her legs kind of grip my sides and I can push her into a wall for leverage but mostly it's on me to do that for a long while.

>low tier beta fucking thots
This is the problem with sex advice on an anonymous board, the people who fuck a lot are fucking rubbish who would get off on a carrot in any position because they are thots. Quality > Quantity and quality needs style.

That guy didn't say anything about alpha/beta. He said sex is animalistic. I don't understand what anything else you said has to do with anything, OP asked for sex advice, that guy gave his two cents and I agree with his opinion. I don't know why that makes you so angry.

Primates don't fuck that hard user, have you never seen primates fuck?

I think you're thinking of bonobos. Or other old world monkeys.

hentai2read.com/if_a_life_is_not_told_it/1/

Also, while looking it up again I found one of my absolute favorites. hentai2read.com/natsu_jiru/

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>bonobos
>old world monkeys.

MODS

thx

This is the reason I come to Veeky Forums. Fuck, my sides.

The shoes is what kills me.

Nw.

Missionary Master Race.

unless you get a super lubey handjob it's not gonna feel good. If you're cut you don't have foreskin for that retraction action, and if you do girls probably will just rub your dick without moving your foreskin at all. you've basically spent your whole life since adolescence training yourself to give great handies, but she's probably only jerked a few ding dongs. stick to blowjobs.

>tfw from the first time i had sex til a few months ago I could never nut from sex alone
>only time i did was fucking some divorcee raw when i was drunk as fuck during a concert
>few months ago i came when the girl was riding me cowgirl
>every time since I've been able to cum in any position, with or without condoms
what the fuck is this sorcery

Need some homespun advice- Finally got lucky with a girl and while sex was a mess- when she blew me I could only last like 40 seconds... We did plenty of foreplay but how do I not cum so soon...
And any tips for condom use. Also acted like a retard trying to get it on

just don't wear one.

Yeah i instantly got soft when I tried to put it on, but there really isnt a way to not right now if I wanna fug

Yeah I have no idea what I'm doing with handjobs but I used to play clarinet so

Not sorcery, witchcraft lol.

>tfw got banned for making this thread with a pic like that at least 5 times

is this beta or alpha?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

use clarinet hand technique for handies. play the pirates of the caribbean theme on the phallus.

just get head

SS strikes again

How important is real penis in vagina sex for women? I've got phimosis so sex is pretty uncomfortable, but I can make my gf cum pretty easily from playing with her clit and fingering her.

Ya pretty much, I'm uncut and we did use a lot of baby oil but even still my dick was swollen afterward. Shes pretty inexperienced overall so blowjobs don't do it for me. I find I come a lot easier in 69 though, probably because there's an ass in my face. Once we start having piv sex I'm sure ill be much quicker and be able to go multiple rounds as I have in the past.

She has her own issues too. She doesn't think she's ever had a real orgasm which means she's never had an orgasm. I'm thinking of getting her a vibrator as a gift soon so we can see what actually gets her off.

You can start by deleting all porny or ecchi or you fucking know what im talking about type pics from your computer, like that image

I have a foot fetish and pretty much am not into sex at all

If you're dating a latina, get ready for her to drop you because ur not fucking her
Most girls need to be fucked.
I've lost so many gfs because I barely have sex with them

I'd have to nuke my computer. Also stay off 4han, but that ain't happening. I'll make. I have the self control when I put my mind to something.

>fucking in a single position for 15+ minutes
Take it easy

underated
laugh muscles trained now

Dumping some Veeky Forums moves

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Printed out, we're highlighting each one as we do it

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>Under the cuck

Lmao

>I've made 80% of the girls I fucked squirt.
>squirt.
Yet another virgin who confuses made-up pornographic siliness with real life.
You ware pretty good though.
Nest time you'll remember not to mention made-up pseudo orgasms.

What belt are you user?

I've made two different girls squirt, the first one she allready knew how and taught me how to make her do it and the second one I used my allready learned skills to make her squirt.
Not made up pseudoscience shit, full body orgasm and eyes so far back into her skull she looks like she needs a priest.

squirting is literally just them urinating dude

eric hartman.jpg

Can confirm, smoke a blunt before sex and I just thrash that pussy all day and tear it up.

Care to share?

This.
Look, ok, MAYBE some girls started to "squirt" after wathing too much porn & thought thats how they should fake orgasm.
But it's just pissing, man... Why do so many guys think porn is real? When was the last time you saw porno where female has arroused clitoris? That's right. It's all acting.
Also - women have very different orgasms, regardless to how hard they came. Some are so quiet you can only tell from when they pause*, others look like they are electricuted. And some don't cum at all but love sex non the less.
Womwn arent men.
Don't take porn for real life. Ever.

yes and? It's due to the full body spasm and pelvic muscles contractions - which she literally can not control because of how hard she is fucking cumming.

How to do it? Sure, first let me explain the difference between the two girls. The first one, the Teacher of the Squirt, was a 9/10 thot that was into all sorts of kinky shit so she had g-spot sex toys that she used to make her self cum. First time we did it together she was deep throating my dick while she used her toy, when she came while blowing me I came along with her - to this day one of the most erotic moments in my life. Later she asked me to do it for her with out the toy while she blew me.
>2nd Girl
The second girl, who I put my learned abilities to work with, is a good girl. I had to break her in because for like a year all she would be willing to do was missionary and sometimes she would start crying cause I started thrusting too hard. So about a year and a half into the relationship is when she started to bloom into more sexual things, and what I did was set up my room with candles and rose petals and prepped some coconut oil to massage her. I started by giving her a good upper body massage to relax her into it, she wanted to bang after about 3 minutes of it but I was like "take it easy" and started teasing her pussy with one hand while I massaged her upper body with the other.
>cont.

Had sex with a qt poo thot from Bumble a few times. Crazy and unhygienic, but that's beside the point (don't stick your dick in poo)

She taught me a neato one, very simple to do as well:
>in doggy
>both of you kind of sit back on your heels
>she bounces on your benis like that

Feels fucking great, plus she does all the work

Do you cum when other anons read your made-up virgin stories?

Also - wrong board. Go to /soc/ with that shit.

virgin alert

Do nofap for 4 weeks or 3 if you can manage and you will cure your deathgrip syndrome. Had the same thing happen to me.

This

Did 90 days and it worked great

>then any dyel should be able to carry his girl.
wrong,l;ook around you