Who /devilish/ here?

>on a cut
>drink a full 2L bottle of regular coca cola

i think you've misunderstood that meme, lurk moar fag

>doing stronglifts
>skip squats every workout

>on a cut
>self-sabotage
>lolol aren't i funny u guiz!?!!??!

So how fat are you really

>Meant to be on a cut
>Swallow boyfriend's jizz anyway

That's not devilish, thats retarded

>roll on push up thread
>don't do any

>put hanging ladder in the manlet pit
>too high for them to reach jt

> walk into gym
> WITHOUT GETTING SCANNED
I don’t have a membership there

>reception girl says "have a good day"
>don't

>on a cut
>eat 2 family sized bags of chips
>5000 calories
>2 days in a row
I wish I was memeing

Looks like you can make it to the end of the week with multivitamin alone now.

based

Kek

>eat fast food after workout as a reward

>had chicken nuggets and fries meal at college lunch break today
>decided to go out and get a subway sandwich as well
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>be fat
>keep getting fatter

you sound like a fuckin weirdo

Fucking satanic.

>plan on buying candy
>go to grocery store
>walk around put BLSLCB, frozen veggies, rice cakes in cart
>route takes my directly through the candy aisle
>walk past candy, stop, walk back and ponder for a bit as if it just caught my eye
>put two bags of candy in cart and act like it was a spur of the moment decision
>buy it
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I'm an absolute madman, lock me away.