How to be a good soyboy

how to be a good soyboy
-vote liberal because you have low test
- replace most meals with soylent
- no meat
- drink soda
- sit all day and play vidya or develop your own indie game
- feel like a victim who does not need to win so you dont get a serotonin raise after winning
- masturbate daily to african men impregnating white women
- eat peas everyday
- give so much more to refugees that you are under constant stress to afford your own lifestyle
- feel bad for existence
- be a nihilist

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What’s wrong with eating green peas?

Sometimes they contain soy

how to be a /pol/ack:
-Vote republican because you think this is somehow related to your hormones
-Eats low quality american meat pumped full of hormones, antibiotics and chlorine
-Complains about black people, jews and libruls on the internet all day
-Feels like a victim of the liberal elites even though the entire government is run by republicans
-Masturbates daily to images of trump
-something about peas
-Spends so much on guns that you are under constant stress to afford your own lifestyle
-Unfounded sense of superiority
-be a christcuck

I love my wife. I love her so much I worship her. I would do anything to please her. If she wants another cock, I'm fine as long as it's like a sex toy; to be discarded after it's been used. It's fun to see my wife be slutty. The depravity is a turn on. And black people - they're like animals. To see a white woman fuck a nigger is like seeing beastiality. It's a huge taboo.

>soy beans = soy
>green peas = soy = soy beans
no comprende

sounds good to me

I once met a guy who watches infowars. He told me he believed in eugenics, chemtrails, gay frogs and supports trump. It was quite amazing to meet someone who actually believed such nonsense.

I am classical liberal but there is no such party here
I eat meat once a week because I am a cheap fuck and saving money is my only joy next to video games, jerking off and joking with people
I don't drink soda, but exclusively water (milk only when eating wheat grits)
I sit all day at work and at home but do work out 1.5 hours a day
I lose erection if there are any Negroes in my porn, male or female and I once jerked off to a video of a woman fucking a dog
I eat peas everyday in my veggies
I hate refugees with all my body and soul, I hate Germans too, Swedes, English, Scots, French, Serbs, Bosniaks, Asians (except Singapore, Japan, SKorea, Taiwan), Africans, South Americans (except Chileans), every single Communist, Gypsies, news and media people, Kikes, 14year old boys when they are eating sandwiches on a street and chewing it with their mouths open, females that are trying to be funny, females in general, my superiors
I am glad I exist because otherwise it would suck even more
I am not a nihilist, but I am thoroughly cynical

am I normal?

>develop your own indie game
Fuck.

If youre a soyboy but dont do/adhere to any of these are you a bad soyboy?

if you are an american and you hate germans the likelihood of you hating your ancestors is roughly 40%

I am Croatian

What you mean by "believe in eugenics"?

>How to fit the stereotype of modern liberals as perceived by the average young republican bootlicker

Yes, I too feel superior to people I invented in my head. Feels great

How to be a sick cunt
-Just do you bro, no need to prove anything to anyone or be part of some internet ideology

Report the /pol/fag soyboy posters

American conservatism is basically classical liberalism anyways. American "liberalism" is just Marxism and has nothing to do with liberty. Our dear friends in the banking industry love destroying language as insurance against any real opposition.

You can always tell who are the actual soyboys by the replies. It should come as no surprise that Veeky Forums is 80% fagboi cucks

he said that people of different ethnicities shouldn't have sex to keep the races strong. I then explained that the people native to his country have had many foreign genetic influences over the last few thousand years from many regions and that his people weren't exactly what people would imagine if they were to think of 'genetically strong' people.

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Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: tinyurl com/ja5s9k2 30-50% of men get manboobs: tinyurl com/zb58cbs
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: tinyurl com/z3kpvsw 220 women over 2 years soy study: tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: tinyurl com/hsm6ctb Soy Men
Review/Final Quote on
Soy being fine for men tinyurl com/zwddamh

get outta here with that shit soyboy

Is this (you)?

what the FUCK is wrong with peas