About to break my 30 day nofap

Please, someone stop me

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chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24871202
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dude, STOP

Just go have a walk or something

no, it's a retarded pseudoscientific meme
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=1998e8879819f700
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

Cold shower

download grindr and get a free ez blowjob instead

nofap after 2 weeks is bad for you

You can do it man. I'm on day 28. You're almost past the initial threshold. Get out of your room and start running. You can do it!

C-C-COMBOBREAKER

I hope this disgust you and ruins your boner

that's the most bunk post ive seen all month

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24871202

stop watching porn, degenerate

>no fap

nothing quite says "i'm a gullible little bitch" like falling for that useless garbage.

also your links are laughable and that pic is from 2012.
neck yourself.

that ass, who?

>watching porn

nothing quite says "i'm a degenerate little bitch" like falling for that useless garbage.

Fpbp get out of the house

>legit scientifically sound advice with references
>not a single fuck given

classic Veeky Forums

this is an emergency measure
ONLY CLICK THIS IF OUT OF OPTIONS
I AM FUCKING SERIOUS

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OH JESUS WHY DID I CLICK

I WARNED YOU

not an argument you morbidly obese, tiny penis retard.

at least i dont have the urge to jerk off anymore

HOLY FUCK! IMMEDIATE BONER DEATH!

also, checked

>t. Hasn't gone more than a few days since he was 12

Thank a lot. You just killed my boner.

The only thing keeping my curiosity at bay is my fear. Could someone just spoil it for me?

just do it and start again

sauce for when nofap is over

dude rammed a chick's stiletto metal rod down his dick and jerking off.

But Y

get deep into a fetish so normal women wont be a problem. You'll have a different problem but it will fix the first one. swallow the spider.

You've never rammed a steel rod down your urethra? What are you, gay?

This is really the funniest part. Millions of men finding time every single day to jerk off... just imagine the economic prosperity lost, the talent squandered, the girls left alone, the goals missed because of boners

> 1/3 of your life is spent sleeping
>.5/3 is spent jacking off

And a lot of absences can be explained by jerking off. Ever wonder what all your friends go home and do every day? One of the big realizations I ever had was that people are living 24/7 day in day out just like you... RIGHT NOW several people you know or knew or met have their hand on their dick trying to get themselves off. It's fucking disgusting... ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS. ALL OF THEM. CRINGE!

IT'S FUCKING FAPAGEDDON AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA REFUSES TO COVER IT! NO MENTION OF SEXUAL RELEASE EVER! EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE DO IT EVERY DAY!!!WTF!!!!!!

Thanks for the advice, rabbi

DON'T FUCKING CLICK THAT LINK IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL KILL YOUR COMPUTER. I CLICKED IT WITH MY DAD'S COMPUTER AND NOW MY DAD'S COMPUTER IS KILL. I AM USING MY MOMS LAPTOP TO TYPE THIS. I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE KILL .


FUCK YOU OP

It literally says webm calm yourself

Long no faps turn cum yellow.

FUCK

I think I just really fucked up nofap, brothers.
3 weeks in and my virginity just came back.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

I really wana click that.

that's good, as yellow is the holiest color

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