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A-am I gonna make it Veeky Forums?

Also post good liftan music. I like amon amarth.

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>3+
oosh that sucks

:3
Fuck I thought it just stopped counting at 3

Meant for

Could someone post that image of Tinder tips?
Something about that you should have 5/6 pictures, rock climbing pictures and add chicks on Snapchat after a small amount of small talk on Tinder

Those 3 women are hotter than all of the women I've seen on tinder, but such is live in the rural south US.

Where do you live, OP?

my tinder tip? go aggressive as fuck and you'll win every time

San Jose. Probably just the fact that it's a semi-big city.
I'm like a 6 on a good day but the dog in profile picture meme has been working pretty well.

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>That last reply

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kek

east coast hip hop a best lifting music
youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZykEJuFrI

this women are 7 at max. what are you talking about?
what kind of shitty place do you live at?

Best one.

O shit what now

>I'm like a 6 on a good day but the dog in profile picture meme has been working pretty well.
pls post the pic

>please have sex with me

Help yourself

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U... Now let's fuck.

>id like to put my bone up ur wizard sleeve

Deliver faggot

Girl, you make my dick hard as concrete. Can't blame me though, it's dat asphalt.

are you a chicken farmer? cause you sure know how to raise a cock

google "cheezy pickup lines"

I'm lonely please help me lose my boney

Are you my big toe

Fuck I panicked

breh...

Wtf you double nigger faggot? How did your mind even go there? Anyway I got dubs, apologize and tell her you have STDs now, bitch.

breh...

rolling for the "that was my friend" sperging out

I really hope that's a fake account and you're being a retard on purpose

Are you retarded?

just tell her you want to give her the peanus weanus. girls love the peanus weanus

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It kinda worked

what the fuck, man

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But you ruined it again

>if Charles Bukowski had access to Tinder

>michiko
>isn’t put off by incest
really makes you think

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that is nothing like bukowski, you name dropping pseudo intellectual faggot

kys

The last reply reminded me of his style somewhat. First case of onion rage user? Chill out.

Bro, it's like if you didn't wanted to get laid

>typing “kys” on Veeky Forums is indicative of one’s emotional state
lmao (protip: I am not myrthful)

OK.
Not for satan
All in good fun user. Sometimes shit posting is better than sex :^)

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kek

Christ sake man what are you even saying

>the only overly aggressive part of that statement was the meme

I love you too, user

>OK
You forgot the "now let's fuck"

OP are you a 13yr old, an autism, a faggot, or all of those combined?

youtube.com/watch?v=veAIHDGghP4
OP GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ARSE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

I love watching these spaghetti fests

she can literally suck your dick as soon as you tell her to

Should have followed up with pls respond.

help

Rural Oklahoma.

"Name time and place, we'll see who's the last one standing"

>I'd love a squirrel, that could kick my ass

Let's wrestle, and the winner can penetrate the list ;-)

"i will rape you"

*loser

Also, tell her to bring a strap-on, in case you lose.

best

Any man give me an opener

top

wew

I'm a 18 yo 4channer
slightly nauty slightly autistic slightly virgin

You got a big bum

>how naughty is slightly naughty?

>penetrate
>:-)

what did he mean by this

meme
shocking
worst

you should really add the strap on line so it comes across as funny and not creepy as fuck

It’s a black chick, no shit. Have white skin and a decent face and you’ll win every time. Easiest girls on the planet.

Mate it's better to be direct with a slut

>:-)

Well I appreciated that

:-)

what the fuck are you doing

>I've gone so deep in black girls that I couldn't see for a week

:●)

epic

*BRAPPFPFFPFFPPPTFFftftftf*
*sniiiiiiffff* Oh my yes "snif snif" thank you thank you for the wonderful brap m'lady "sniiif" mmm slightly nutty, undertones of vanilla, yes yes "snufsnufsnuf" again, again!

:-(

ya facking blew it

In case you win*
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ayy lmao the fuck are you doing lad

beta fag

Such a way with words

Lmao get a penis

>in case you lose

Lmfao

>archaeologist line

made my day a little better, thanks user

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