> be me just started lifting 2 months ago.
> Doing chest press because buddy not there for bench
> Repping 165, switch to 135 to finish last set
> get up 2 guys walk up
> Goes to change the weight higher, loudly goes "pfffft"
> Goes to like 185 not even that much higher than I was doing
> Proceeds to loudly grunt and after every set drops the weight from the highest point
They weren't even much bigger than me.
Anyone else got gym douche stories?
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>They weren't even much bigger than me.
but they were stronger.
Nah srsly, were headphones and train harder next time
> but iwas training hard
no you werent´ if you were you would have had tunnel vision and a case of " not giving a fuck about other people"
Gym bullies loose their power if you dont fear them, just like ghosts.
This is clearly a boobs thread my dude
Fuck outta here, if you want to fap go to an actual erotic picture site, i want to discuss urgents topics here my friendt.
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wouldnt worry about it.. its kinda like the guy who quarter squats 495 at my gym but cant do a real rep even at 2pl8s
part of why i train is to be stronger than the average gym rat
>walks up to the squad rack
>does curls
reeeeeee
>Be me
>doing some rows (100kg 3x5 obviously) beside group 3 new/young/fat/nervous/nice guys all hanging around a bench taking turns to bench the bar.
>Douchey version of Chad walks in - could easily go around them - decides to walk through them.
> The fat guys all go bright red.
>I look up and try to communicate my disapproval so shake my head at the fat guys.
>Realise this looks like I'm disapproving of them.
>Oh shit.
>"Heh what a douche" I say.
>Realise this is still ambiguous. They're looking more awkward.
>Start talking to them in friendly positive tones.
>I'm sweaty and pulsating after finishing my rows.
>They look frightened.
>"Heh anyway guys- give me a shout if you need anything ':D"
>fuck that was awkward.
Still; it gave me massive adrenaline rush for rest of session from the sheer intensity of the awkwardness. :D :D :D
Sure I got one
> still first month of lifting
> been going with a friend who has been lifting for years
> friend is incredibly strong, but doesn't really show
> he's wearing oly high end shoes
> guy in the rack next to us sees the shoes and the weight we are working with
> friend is a bro and is warming up at my speed
> every time he gets under the bar the guy is snickering and getting his friends attention as they laugh it out
> we get to my lmao1pl8 and my buddy says "lift off time" as he throws another on and kills it
> every time he adds another plate doesn't stagger or even slow down. It's like nothing is on his back
> I think he stopped at 4 and was kinda struggling, but the ass hole was just staring slack jawed.
That was a very motivating moment for me.
>lift off time
"autism ACTIVATE!"
>Anyone else got gym douche stories?
I'm the gym douche
I enjoy working out next to guys that brought their gf to the gym. Either two thing are going to happen.
1. The gf realizes she can do better and/or gives me mires to feed my ego
2. The guy loses confidence and stops lifting or ignores me and fuels my desire to want to be better than other people and makes me work harder.
source please
turbo autist
i snickered
>lift in home gym
>something smells like cat piss
>cat pissed on the mats I bought
>cat is gym alpha, marked her territory
>can't get her to stop pissing on the mats
Yea he's a bit eccentric, but by far one of the best friends I've ever had
alright don't make me feel bad >;(
Have you considered he went "Pffft" because you left your weights on the bar?
It was a pulley machine with the switches. No plates loaded.
FUUUCK
I've given up so much cum to this woman.
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>be training at the gym
>ask coach if it’s cool if I use the rack that’s by the class he’s teaching
>he says yes
>finish last set
>start unracking
>douchebag gym owner walks towards me and tells me to never train next to a class and that I should ask next time
>also another time comments on how I need to buy new shoes becusse mine look like trash
>always sings obnoxiously when he’s in the gym
I feel like a bitch, but it’s the only gym that lets me do whatever shite I want.
Mommy
What restrictions do the other gyms have? I've never been told what to do or not do by gym staff.
>185
Kek'd
When I'm there by myself? Nah. Everyone varies from polite to outright trying to be my friend. When I'm there with my girlfriend? Most people are still okay, but every so often, maybe once every year you get a guy who you would think I'm there fucking his little sister while he's forced to watch.
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Think before you act next time user
Your heart is in the right place though
love gymcel stories
>be you
> Goes to change the weight higher, loudly goes "pfffft"
> Goes to like 185 not even that much higher than I was doing
> Proceeds to loudly grunt and after every set drops the weight from the highest point
>you didn't notice any of this because you're wearing headphones and focus on your own gymsession
you're a cunt for not saucing
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In my experience it's only people slightly above average that do this kind of stuff. All the guys who can press above 3 pl8 are chill at my gym. While the guys that have barely touched 2 pl8 for the first time are the most aggressive and make a lot of eye contact.
This is a good story from yesterday
>at gym
>had messy breakup with long term gf of 3 and a half years (I cheated)
>she's Chilean
>I'm white, 6'2"
>her manlet grandfather walks into gym, instantly recognizes me, gives extremely dirty looks, doesn't talk to me
>he goes over to do cable crossovers
>he's watching himself in the mirror
>stand directly in his field of vision (~10-15 feet in front of him)
>start doing shrugs, staring this manlet directly in the eyes while smiling as he does cable crossovers
>begin chuckling
>he becomes visibly upset
>turns around to do the crossovers facing the opposite direction so he doesn't have to look at me and his back is facing towards me
>leaves gym right after that set (he had only been there for about 5 minutes)
Felt good to put that fag in the cuck shed
Her name appears to be Mistress Kat
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are they pwerlifters or some shit, powerlifters are douches.
Put him in the cuck shed? You're a beta faggot for fucking another woman behind your lady's back.
You've cucked yourself out of a good relationship.
>be in college weight training class
>one dude in the class just stares people down and checks himself out in the mirror between sets
>one day he's squatting
>1pl8, whatever
>2pl8, looking kinda sketchy
>3pl8
>goes and gets the fattest dude in the class to spot him
>his set up doesn't look too good
>almost loses balance backing out from the rack
>starts going down, he's shaking quite a bit
>makes it to about a quarter rep and starts to come back out
>his core collapses, back completely rounded as he almost falls forward
>manages to make it up and racks the weight
>spotter didn't even do anything
He'll do this at random, seemingly without any preparation. He always sits at the bench, which is next to the squat rack, and he just stares me down as I squat lmao2pl8. It's just all around kind of weird.
She was actually a psycho spic who I only stuck around for so long with because she was hot and good in bed but whatever.
What's with queers like you white knighting so hard for a woman you don't and never will know anyways???
Just remembered this bullshit
>early in semester
>setting up to deadlift
>have maybe 185lbs set up
>douche walks over and asks if he can lift it
>watch as he lifts it with a moderately rounded back
>cleans it up to the rack position
>front squats it
>fails to push press it
>slams it down from the rack position with a massive crash
That's all he did for the whole day, just that one lift. He spent the rest walking on a treadmill
We had one in my last gym who asked dyels to work in, but then casually started ohping their bench, rowing their squat, front squatting their DL, you get the idea. First time I saw it I chuckled without wanting to, but it got annoying fast, and if he ever did it with me I would probably have gone full autism nothin personnel kid katana on him.
>go to squat rack
>dude in his 40s comes up to the rack next to me
>drags a lifting platform into the rack
>puts bar on the safeties
>adds 15 kg for a grand total of 35 kgs
>starts doing hang cleans 3x6 while standing on the platform
>drops his light as fuck bar from around eye level (remember he's standing on a platform too) onto safeties after every set
>then walks around the gym for literally 3 minutes between sets
>be doing squats
>last warmup set
>some fucker comes up to my rack while I'm squatting down and steals the plates I was going to put on for my working set without asking
Lol from the sound of it she is lucky you ditched her.
I'm not even and even I think you sound like a cuck. Why are you so beta about women? Fucking aspie whiteknight
you're a cuck if shes shit just dump her.
>breaking promises
>upsetting people who have done nothing wrong
>being a fake alpha online
>having to treat people like shit in order to feel like a man
Absolutely pathetic. Bitch behavior.
>tfw I unironically 100% not joking know this feel and it is so rediculously specific I didn't think anyone had shared my experience
we are like kin
this, that guy is scum
This kind of thinking is like when your chair makes a fart-like noise so you make the noise several times more so that people know you didn't fart.
Man you're a real piece of shit if thats even remotely true.
kek
You're a bad person, that's fucked up
Who does he think he is, the Gym bell ringer? Wtf
you're a special kind of autist.
Cheating is pathetic you dumb fuck you should have just dumped her