Why isn’t he king of Veeky Forums yet?

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no legs

No personality

literally describing this board, my point still stands.

this he gives good advice but he's a bore to watch. YouTube is about being flashy.

Weird face

>jew face
ftfy

Because he has yet to dethrone AlphaDestiny

awful insertions, prime example of bad genetics despite hard work. He is incredibly lean and muscular but still looks bad

this

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He still hasn't left humanity behind.

He's a dork

Hes a little too reasonable to be funny and also too likeable to be laughed at.

He is educated and lives what he preaches, has dogs and a nice family and does this to keep up with his kids.

literally who?

manlet.

Did someone say legs?

he's 5'7

also everyone of his video is clickbait
>HERE'S 5 THINGS YOU'RE DOING W R O N G IN THIS BASIC MOVEMENT

wtf why am I stroking my cock to this

No frogs allowed

That makes Zyzz look like a egotistical piece of shit.

i mean he is right except for the part where he says hes gonna live to 110

>shit ton of hard work and dedication. I never cut one corner
>roids