>Drinking Raw Onion Juice Is A Bad Idea, No Matter What People Say On Veeky Forums
>The people of Veeky Forums are the latest, but were not the first and will probably not be the last, to try to boost their testosterone by drinking raw onion juice. This is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea.
>Will Sommer, who writes a newsletter about conservative media, tweeted about the onion craze currently ongoing on Veeky Forums's /pol/ forum. There's more where those screenshots came from, but click at your own peril. (Content warning for racist memes about onions, a thing that 2015 me would never have dreamed I would one day have to type.)
>Drinking onion juice, or eating massive quantities of raw onions, is a bad idea because the taste is reportedly horrible and the aftermath consists of sweating onion stench out of every pore for days if not weeks. This is something the message board denizens would have known if they'd checked out the many times people have tried this before and reported back, for example on bodybuilding forums.
>yes goy this food tastes bad therefore you should avoid it at all costs.
Grayson Lopez
>lifehacker >only argument is lel it smells bad seems like they're trying to stop us from unlocking our full potential
Brandon Howard
Lol, they literally word for word copied and pasted the "studies" straight from some user's post on an /onionbro/ thread
Easton Fisher
I broke pr last night on onions Fuck off soyboy
Connor Johnson
(((Sommer)))
Matthew Turner
>Yes goy, only follow our lifehacks
Matthew Cooper
why are natties so dumb
>I'll eat literal kilos of onions for a tiny increase in test
>just injecting it is a bridge too far tho
Aiden Rodriguez
real talk though: pickle juice is good for you, especially if you're an athlete
Benjamin Peterson
The Jews are shaking now that we've exposed soyboys and discovered onions
Benjamin Morris
Soyboys on suicide watch.
Brody Ward
jesus your sweat would smell terrible
Robert Baker
>the author is a jew >offers no real argunents Now i know onions are good for me.
Hudson Wright
>No real arguments Besides smelling like total shit? That seems like a decent argument to me. Onions are good for you though just cook them in your meals instead of being autistic and eating them like apples
Colton Brown
Oy vey the soyim know.
Cameron Lopez
why are roiders so dumb
>I'll inject exogenous hormones that shorten my lifespan
>just hanging myself is a bridge too far
Chase Lee
Shut up you little prick. If i see you eating a raw onion i will personally beat your head in/
Henry Long
Eating something which smells like total shit smells totally like a shit argument. The apple thing is really autistic though. Put it in a salad.
Xavier Martin
Proper breathing techniques like the wim hof method are way more important than onions or food for that matter
Benjamin Bennett
My grandma eats raw onions like apples and she's healthy af for her age
Mason Lee
Is she high T?
James Collins
Noone should be taking advice from anybody on Veeky Forums or /fit or/pol. Weaponized Autism is something to be laughed at and ignored
John Lewis
Is it official now? The onion is now the official vegetable of the alt-right.
John Moore
No dude it makes YOU smell like shit, the body oder is reportedly horrible for some people. What is the point of like a 10℅ test boost if no bitch wants to be near you? Honestly all of this shit is stupid just put test in your ass if you want more
>I'll inject chemicals into my veins for vain muscle gain
>Eating veggies is too far
Ayden Peterson
>makes YOU smell like shit If you eat a dozen onions a day, sure. 1 or 2 small ones each or every other day won't do shit. If you worry about bad breath just chew on some parsley to kill the smell.
Eli Watson
>The Jews are shaking now that we've exposed soyboys and discovered onions You didn't "discover" anything you autistic piece of shit. Stop thinking you are on to some great secret because you are a failure in life and i hope your parents get smart and beat your loser ass in.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Oh no, if only there were things like showering or staying hydrated which could combat this odor.
I guess I hate onions now.
James Robinson
Can someone explain me the onion meme and provide articles to support it? Somehow I've missed it completely
Eli Gonzalez
i love this goddamned meme so much
Jace Cook
i already cruise on exogenous test, will eating 1kg of onions a day compound its effects?
Calm down faggot. I haven't even tried raw onions yet I was just memeing. Try not to get so irrationally angry at strangers on the internet
Isaac Edwards
>same people that say ACV is bad for you >same people that think every adult male shouldn't be pinning test at the very least >same people that tell you unpasteurized milk is bad for you Take your disinfo to some other website.
Grayson Bell
>Drink onion juice for 20 days >Get bigger balls Sign me the fuck up.
Ethan Flores
I told you you imbecile. I will personally find you and beat your faggot head in. Stay off the onions you homo. It's a meme. Just like you are. My anger isn't irrational. Look at the web site you're on. This place is just full of shitstains to get the anger levels up
Jace Torres
Better lay down on the soy, soyboy. You probably can't beat your own meat.
Brody Hall
>being this hangry You need some B12 in your diet homo.
Levi Williams
Do it pussy bitch. I'll rub my onion-encrusted fingers in your eyes.
John Scott
Cut the onion into tiny bits and put it into a pan of olive oil until its lightly golden. Now you can just eat it with a spoon without wanting to kill yourself.
Lucas Cooper
IT HAS TO BE RAW SHILL
Kevin Cox
Underaged faggot detected.
Colton Howard
I need to kick your fucking teeth in. If i catch any of you at my gym smelling like onions,i will personally beat you with a pillowcase full of soap until every bone in your body is broken. I will stomp on your skull just for fun afterwards.
John Baker
onion juice is as effective as no fap
Alexander Thomas
Yea i doubt it shitstain. You'll be too busy bleeding in a corner.
Connor Ross
>IT HAS TO BE RAW SHILL No it doesn't you colossal faggot.
Dylan Anderson
Well? How many of you actually tried this and now smell like absolute shit?
Jonathan Peterson
Thats a personal thing. I can eat raw garlic and onions by the boatload and I wont smell. I also hardly ever sweat.
Parker Cook
>this upset >over how anonymous users on an Egyptian ice fishing board eat tir onions
There are plenty of cultures where every meal has onion in it, what t fuckj are you so upset about people eating onions for?
Grayson Taylor
Just put raw garlic and onions on a grass-fed hamburger with a red lettuce bun and you'll have bull testicles by the end of the month.
Robert Hall
>what t fuckj are you so upset about people eating onions for? Because you retards think you have discovered a magic solution. You autistic faggots ALWAYS jump on the "magic" solution and it NEVER works out for you,ever. I don' care if other cultures eat onions, it aggravates me that you low-IQ shitbags do. I FUCKING HATE THIS BOARD.
Hudson Jones
>"I will personally find you and beat your faggot head in." You would die for sure buddy.
James Cooper
>You would die for sure buddy. I doubt it faggot. I will destroy you. You are a shitstain who smells like rotten onions.
Jordan Ross
>He didn't know about onions until now. I've eaten onions almost every day. I've gotten nicer hair, thicker beard and i feel like i got more energy too. It's important to eat healthy. Onion juice is not a bad idea, but i usually mix it with other things.
Too late man. I'm at your gym right now rubbing onions all over the equipment.
Oliver Hernandez
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Matthew Phillips
Look at this soyboy throwing a temper tantrum. I'm surprised you have enough test to get angry.
Connor Nelson
The only soyboy here is you crossdresser
Evan Gomez
All the boys and girls want my BDQC. Do you want some big drag queen cock in you too?
Hunter Flores
I know you're lurking in here somewhere Beth, you fucking clown
Joseph Cruz
>I'm at your gym right now rubbing onions all over the equipment. soyboys on suicide watch
Charles Williams
((((Will Sommer))))
Xavier Brooks
t. Scared soyJew.
Christian Anderson
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Xavier Rogers
>""""""""""journalists"""""""""" literally refresh Veeky Forums for potential news stories
The absolute state of modern media
Josiah Wood
are you gonna have violent anal sex with him while your at it? fucking creep
Ryder Brooks
>violent anal sex It's (((their))) ritual
Jaxson Sanchez
>see a new fad >quickly write an article opposing new fad >get views because controversy >article doesn't even need any research, just go against a popular opinion y'all got tricked
Ryder Hughes
Wow who would have thought a bunch of autistic libertarian teenagers -- who constantly move from one fad to the next in failed attempt to make this the one thing that solves all their problems -- would do dumb things.
Evan Rivera
All it takes is one volunteer to monitor their progress on onions and check their test before and after. Also I'm so happy to finally be able to use this pepe.
Mason Morales
This is more believable than putting a red light on your balls
Owen Gonzalez
Good. Then go back go reddit
Nathan Long
There are literally hundreds of volunteers by now. Munching onions myself. Started yesterday.
Blake Baker
i'm joining the enhanced master race soon
stopped all test boosters a few days ago, blood test on the 30th, then planning my cycle!
looking at injecting 125mg twice a week, basically becoming a high test natty with very VERY low chances of side effects
Blake Gomez
Sure, but did you make the necessary tests before starting? We need to be objective.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I was not able to grow a full beard. Just hit 20. Testosterone levels manifest themselves physically.
Ian Garcia
>I can't handle onions, they hurt my little belly. t.lowtest
Asher Williams
I think it's genetics. My father didn't grow a beard until his mid-twenties, but then he had this annoying shadow that wouldn't go away.
Dylan Sanders
You're saying you filled your beard in a day of eating onions? How bad of a troll are you?
Leo Cook
>shorten lifespan You just proved him right
Thomas Walker
testosterone has nothing to do with rowing a beard. It's genetics+age
Dominic Butler
The white aryan onion cleanses your balls from pubic mutt. 300% Masterrace bois.
Christopher Turner
I thought about that too. How does it manifest then? I will convince everybody if my test is at 2000 ng/dl.
Asher Lewis
These are the type of children that push these garbage fads. Sage and abandon ship.
Robert Young
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Dominic Cook
Smealy sweat is a sign of high test
Nathan Cook
How are your raisin balls doing lad
Christopher James
Holy Beautiful
Camden Rogers
This
Nicholas Robinson
This is why niggers smell.
Jaxon Hill
No, niggers have a certain type of oil in their hair which makes them smell very sourly. that's why niggers are often bald to reduce the smell
Joshua Cruz
Their hair is different. I got you.
Hunter Davis
>I had a secretly gay boyfriend once, and pegging had nothing to do with it. He reacted by developing a penchant for muscular black American guys. I reacted by accidentally making out with a mental patient. But that's a story for another time.
Caleb Hernandez
How many onions a day?
Isaiah Ward
so whats their argument?
Noah Edwards
Yes it does. All these female trannies or whatever the fuck they are called start growing beards when they hop on test.