What would you say to her Veeky Forums?

What would you say to her Veeky Forums?

>please have sex with me

>her

Pls respond

Have you ever heard of the jewish question?

>like she would swipe right on me

I'm a virgin and I think that might be affecting my social skills

The real question is when Soi Boi Pucci is fully stretched does it still have the strength to grip tightly on the base of my cock...

...or is it some weak shit that instantly gos loose for the rest of the night like a roastie.

Nothing, I don't speak to mentally diseased faggots.

sup faggot
I'm that gorilla dick pussy god, I make dyke pussy wet

You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, cause this gorilla dick daddy is hungry, and if you don't blow me right, i might kill you

>bitch lasagna

do you like eggs?

hey faggot

>What do you look like without the Snapchat filter? :thinkingemoji:

so was mine

Yo bitch you look like a cat and shit but that aint the pussy (refer to yourself in the third person) tryin to see. you feel me nigger.

It looks like a fucking weaboo tranny

>was called faggot in high school
>literally looks like a tranny

show benis

show boipucci

>Her: "Hi!"
>Me "Y-y-you too"

>"sup faggot"

>Shoot the breeze for a bit
>Laugh at any BS she says and pretend to be interested in her
>Don't overdo it
>"Hey I've liked talking to you, would you like to get a drink with me?"
It's not that hard.

i'd just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of

'how's this for a start'

then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls wamt

Are you hot today,??When you get hot call me.

Every time

Has anyone actually tried this? im interested to see what the response would be

Yeah works every time

ask if you can be the channing to her tatum

that can be fixed through Kegel(sp) exercises
idk why ppl aren't doing them.

also good for men as well

I assume it will only work if you're clearly queer as hell and the person you say it to has a fucked up sense of humor

>that insane amount of makeup and filters

Nigga you wouldn't even recognize that person if you decide to meet up

Hey faggot

is tatum a real name? is she from the south?

Hey faggot

>girl (model: xy chromosome)

YO BITCH.

The name's Humphrey. I fuck bitches on the daily so you're really nothing special, just saying. That being said, it looks like you might have a nice fanny (yum). Respond to this post and I might show you what my willy can do.

...

me too

"H-hello, p-please respond"

h-h-h-hey f-f-faggot c-can w-we c-c-c-c-cuddle...? >\\3\\

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

Yeah, works even better IRL.

Show her other pics. Based on that one, I wouldn't mind banging that tranny.

Got results every time I used it in prison.

this

>Me too