Mirin thread

Get older.

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>gf told me a former classmate approached her and said "you're dating that huge white guy right?"
>she didn't recognize him from their previous class together but she has horrible face blindness anyway
>"yeah that sounds like him"
>"Oh haha I recognized him from your ig posts, he works out at the gym here on campus. He squats like a thousand pounds"

>customer walks in
>other two guys on my shift are built like brick shithouses, one is 5'8",
>the other is around my height, maybe 6'3" even. Same weight with a little less muscle
>customer comes in, is waiting to be helped (we were tied up, not negligent)
>he's actually pretty 'sthetic, probably 5'8" 150, small but obviously lifts
>hear him say to his brother in a hushed tone "damn I hate when I walk in and feel small as fuck"
>immediately start cracking up when I heard that, kid blushes

>same night as before
>customer comes up and says "Jesus Christ do you have to be a linebacker to work here??"

>8/10 qt from uni gym comes up and asks for a spot
>Get to spot a girl for her first 1 pl8 squat, she bangs out a double with preeeeeetty good form, especially for a rookie
>turns around and hugs me
I'm glad I had sever training dick leading up to that, I was wearing tights

>different 8.5/10 57kg/125lb weight class powerlifter qt (webm related) asks me for tips on her bench
>I show her how I set up on bench when I'm benching heels down
>ask her what program she's on
>we're on the same program, she's a week ahead of me
>she's re attempting a missed weight earlier and wants me to walk her through it with cues
>she knocks out all four reps at 115lbs and all I had to do was help her unrack it and say "face face face face" when she was pushing

Alright cool. I'll try this next time

Its a blessing. I look pretty young too and everyone thinks im ten years younger.
36, wife is 26. Get mired by 18+

>at gym.
>pajeeta mires me
>3 white girls mire me
>twinks mire me
>at highschool
>inb4 underage
>younger girks mire me
>at work
>co worker girls(2 of them) mire me
>walking home
>see girls in cars mire me

Is pretty fun

fucking fat chicks man

You don't, but it becomes a nice plus later in life.

i am 20. guess it will be a blessing in a few years. thanks man feeling better already

>in Italy
>waiting in line to buy something to drink, it's like 30 degrees out
>girls behind me are whispering and laughing
>catch them looking when I'm on my way out and give them a smile
>Go on with my day feeling good
I have no idea why the girls in my country are so much less interested in me than the ones from Spain/Italy
maybe it's because their men are manlets

Grow a beard, get a more mature hair style that compliments your face, dress more maturely (see how ryan gosling dresses in public), be more confident in your voice

>be me
>never been eyefucked in my life

How do I fix this?

>be me & colleague walking to our train at the station in t-shirt
>group of 4 girls staring us down
>shout ''mirin is allowed'' in dutch
>continue walking

>at work
>qt asian coworker and i talkin about anime
>she confesses she browses /a/
>tell her i sometimes browse Veeky Forums
>she asks if i workout a lot and am into getting swole
>im a lanklet so i tell her not really kind of
>she says "well youre more swole than a lot of people"

How do i progress this boys?
>

Can you fucking assholes stop posting stories about the time a girl LOOKED AT YOU

I wanna hear the mires where women just candidly tell or show you how horny you're making them. THAT only happens to dudes who have truly made it

Dude the girl I made eye contact with the other day was for sure getting wet at the sight of me.

>be me at grocery store yesterday
>buying all the onions in case other chads hear about the test boost abilities
>11/10 blonde workout babe in yoga pants sees me and walks over
>"haha are you buying all those onions for yourself? I bet a big guy like you could handle it"
>starts to feel me up
>"you really are a big guy, you must hit the gym a lot"
> I start to get hard because she's touching me so much
>"omg are you trying to steal that Zuccini?"
>touches my crouch to feel my 12 inch yonker
>"Wow! You really are a big boi"
>takes off my pants and blows me to completion in the middle of the vegi isle
>all the incles and dyels looking in complete amazement and are jerking their little weenies
Twas a good Monday my dudes

Nice heretic trips

Same, except I still occasionally get mired by girls my age.

6'3 ottermode with a baby face. could be worse.

Dude she looked at me for like at least 3 seconds, she wanted it

no thanks lucifer, ill stick with stubble

sometimes, you JUST KNOW.

as in sometimes its just blatantly obvious. naturally a girl just looking at you doesnt mean anything every time

Got laid last two times i went out by some thots that basically told me they wanted to fuck me because i had big arms and chest, and asked to feel me up. I literally sperged out and one just kissed me and said your coming with me.

I am pretty much built fat, 16% 220 5ft11, arms aint even big like 16.5"

not good, you revealed your powerlevel

Why does it become a blessing when you're older?

>How do i progress this boys?
>she browses /a/

Don't.

>she confesses she browses /a/
if this isnt a massive fucking red flag i dont know what is

GF got told by some other girls on their uni trip that they couldn't believe she was with me and I'm way out of her league. Massive ego boost but also makes me want to break for a better looking stacy. Shieeeet

5'8 150 is so weak i barley look like i lift with a t shirt on

Can you post body or anything? Also where do you live, user? I want to know how close i am to those stats. So far, only underage girls mirin'... sometimes. Germany is the place.

Enjoyable

shes literally admitting that you have power over her.... you made it brah why would you want to give that up?

>that lower back

Body like an hourglass LOL

>those delicious womanly curves

> got a gf
> she miris me all the time

Great feeling brahs.

sorry, shes cheating on you

how is it even possible to end up looking like this

>got a few mires and then fucked up my diet

Yeah i know it's bad, but i have a really bad pain on my lower back. How can i actually fix it?

>Smacks lips
Dam gurl, those are some nice hipz.

Because getting old and looking old is not fun, you silly goose

Deadlifts and squats. If you have lower back pain, then start stretching and rolling. Roll before you lift and do static stretches after.

Uniroincally deadlifts and squats, its like you have no spinal erectors, and your lats are tiny.

pretty great user, whats your stats? pics?

no one gonna say anything about how you hand looks like a girls holding that phone

Yeah, i only started lifting 2 months ago so i make some mistakes. I tried squads and deadliftt the first 2 weeks and it was like my lower back was going to collapse because of the pain, not talking about the weight tho. Perhaps i just need to see a doctor.

what the fuck? those are not even wide hips
t. not that guy

What is training dick...

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>tfw ugly manlet
>never been mired in my life, never will
what do?

I know and absolutely love this feel

>Go to seasonal job interview while home for month with parents
>qt Asian is manager and interviews me even though I’m not yellow fever fan
>tells me job description requires me to lift 50 lbs
>”not like you would have a hard time with that based on how you look” while staring at my arms in button up that’s getting tight because I’m bulking
>laugh but realize i haven’t deadlifted in six months and I have back problems from a car accident at that time
>mfw 23 and falling apart
>haven’t had gf whole life even though constantly mired
>sit in car having existential crisis after she told me I got job
>makingit.png

>fix
The greatest genetic lottery you will ever win is looking younger than you actually are.

its when your dick runs off to do curls

very good for erections

drink a gallon of raw onion juice a day

>Be straight
>Be a man
>Any party ever
>Fucking dudes throwing themselves at me all night
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>Halloween weekend at UMD, Maryland fag
>decided to show off gains
>slutty Dunkin' Donuts worker
>Dunkin' Donuts apron, hat, and Calvin Klein underwear (speedo style)
>walking to friends dorm, calling him so he can come and open the door
>approaching a group of 10 freshman qts all dressed as sluts obviously
>as soon as I pass them, hear whistles and "oh baby"s
Felt good user, would've approached if I wasn't alone

Only get mired at the gym when I have a pump. Tbh I just want girls to stay away from me for a little bit. Maybe after thanksgiving ill be ready. Anyways, I have stopped looking for mires because it doesn't even matter anymore. If you are lean like me though the mires only come when the guns are out or I'm dressing very well in the winter. Besides that it has been a relatively slow fall/ winter miring period.

>Went to Wal-Mart to pick up some groceries
>Mum is going to make some chicken and broccoli casserole with cheese
>Love home cooked meals whenever I'm at moms
>aweyes.jpg
>Go get high on way to Wally World with friend
>he gives me money to buy sugar cookies
>Buzzed by this point and feeling great
>Ram cart into several old people
>Accidentally run into friend I haven't seen since HS
>Get out of convo ASAP
>Determined to get food since munchies have kicked in
>Get groceries
>THE TIME HAS COME FORTH TO ACQUIRE THE MOST DELICIOUS OF SNACKS
>THE MOST SUGARIEST OF COOKIES
>Looking at several different versions of cookies
>Trying to determine which I would like best
>Notice a chick is staring at me
>With her mom but looked at least 23, relative to my age (20)
>Solid 7/10
>She's an art hoe
>Wearing haram pants
>Artsy hippie bitches bump it up to 8/10
>Black hair with bangs and red lipstick
>Make eye contact and smile
>She smiles back and waves
>Way too high to go and talk to her
>Leave Walmart
>Get in car, friend asks for cookies
>Forgot to get them because the art hoe distracted me

I've realized since just dropping 32 lbs that a lot more women have been coming onto me. Thanks for the help bois, we're all gonna make it. Just decipher the helpful advice in here from all of the autistic shit. Do research to ensure you're not following autists

embrace the B L O A T
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>walk into eb games
>girl cashier behind the desk sees me and immediately takes cover under said desk
>"I get so embarrassed when a cute guy walks in to buy something"
>laugh my ass off internally, while slightly smirking
>pick up my copy of mario
>"is there anything else you would like"
>"nah I'm good thanks" autopilot
>get in the car and realize I could have totally asked for her number
>mfw

>Go to LA for two weeks for vacation
>Don't know any of the public transport routes but also just want to walk to airbnb to see the sights
>Airbnb places is 10 miles away, long hike but not too bad
>Really hot that day so I take off my shirt for pretty much the first time in public (ex insecure fatty)
>Walk by this gas station and this black woman comes up to me, starts talking and asking my name and all that
>Autism kept the questions short and she became uninterested

Few other times than that but nothing noteworthy

Sounds like she has autism

>fucking cute chubby chick on the dl
>fucking late at night
>fall asleep
>wake up and fuck some more
>make her cum multiple times
>can't cum at all, feel bad
>laying in bed after all the fucking
>light illuminating the room in a pale bluish color
>she's laying on her side, curled up with a blanket, amber hair draped over the bed
>looking at me with her big, beautiful, brown eyes
>playful pillow talk "watcha lookin' at?"
>"you cause your so handsome"

I giggled like a little girl

>be me
>consistently lift hard as fuck mon - sunday
>dad was chad so good genetics / insertions
>pretty good shape for normie standards
>doing deadlifts in the gym where almost no one deadlifted heavy cuz college gym
>small qt latina giving me these big puppy dog eyes
>see her staring at me hard
>think im just being autistic and its my imagination
>walk past her to get water and she makes eye contact with me and bites her lip
>go back to my workout and lift more than i ever have before

was surreal. nothing like that had ever happened to me. that year i ended up getting a lot more attention from girls than i was used to. ended up having a deadlift injury and lost most of my progress. just started lifting again a month ago and making steady progress again. were all gunnna make it brehs

>drunk girl roommates comes into my room while I am asleep
>known her for years, she's smashable, but not dateable
>wakes me up by cuddling
>act asleep, thinking it will pass
>nah, she starts grinding hard
>boner
>receive one of the freakiest blowjobs to date
>as I penetrate she grabs my biceps and squeezes

>walking down street, halloween
>dressed business casual cause fucking seminar on halloween (unifag)
>walk past a group of black guys
>hear them talking
>damn nigga he was big
>dressing all white boy proper, those glasses and shit
>nigga its clark kent!
Actually lol'd at that one

I don't leave my house

Why would you want to? get that prime teenage pussy while it's still fresh senpai

>socially awkward nerdy girl
I see nothing wrong with this

I'm new to Veeky Forums, the fuck does mirin mean? Also i don't want girls to mirin me by looks, i want them to mirnin me by fighting chads.

>nigga its clark kent!

>be me on lunch break
> talking to a group of female co-workers and a guy
> I'm telling them about this time an older woman called me a cutie
> the new awkward girl says it's probably just because of my face
> all the girls in the group start laughing and dying and I just ignore and continue my story

Man it felt nice to be indirectly called cute especially because I completely played it off

>at work
>customer comes up to manager and I
>she picks out what she wants
>take it out of stock room
>holding furniture, waiting for her to go
>she looks at me and is laughing with manager then holds on to my right bicep and feel her squeezing it repeatedly, then stroking it with her thumb
>mfw she was like 50

All I've got is the reverse age range I want to be touched by

>in sunglass hut with my little sister (she's 11) looking for a new pair of polarized glasses because I lost my other pair
>tell the lady this, ask her opinion on which of two pairs looks better
>tell her I plan on using them for driving mostly
>"so did you just get your driver's license?"
>tfw I'm a sophomore in college

>working
>customer comes through my line
>"so which high school do you go to?"
>"I go to OU."

>tfw I've literally asked a lady before how old I look because she asked something like what grade I was in and she told me 16

Today I was driving and at a red light i looked to my left this female driver was checking me out. Once i turned towards her she smiled and stared at me. Funny thing was she was with a guy and a kid in the backseat. She was really young though. So it wasn't a milf. ALSO I was at the mall and this gay tall chad was checking me out.

I broke my back when I was 16 and always had back pain lifting, doing the mermaid machine thing helps out a lot.

Do you live in cali or some shit

I'm guessing "sophomore" means you're in second year of university so that makes you like what, 20? 21? Literally not even that big a difference from 16 desu. I looked pretty much exactly the same at 21 as I did 16

No Illinois

Admiring

More lifestyle desu

>be me
>walking to local gym
>some rando grill walking up to the entrance as well but like 30 meters in front of me
>goes to the door and waits like 20 seconds while rubbing her boots on the mat outside
>opens the door and almost comically bites her lower lip like a fucking sitcom
>walk past her and head to locker room

Work on lats with wide pullups and lower back with deadlifts but have someone watch your form.

> Walking to car from uni yesterday
> Hear Excuse me!
> 300lb 5'2 black ball of fat charging at me, wraps arms around me before I even know what is going on
> I'm a ginger so fuck you
> "Orange is my favorite color! And a big strong chest too hehehe"
> Say th.. thanks and separate myself
The first mire has to be the worst one..right?

why him arm so little and gay?

>gay guy mires me
>feel myself blushing
I-I'm not gay, right?

Totes bro, my first mire was a whale lord that had the hairline of a bowling ball.

probably not i think, it's always flattering even if it's from a guy, because it is genuine

justas long as you dont act on it

No mires for me... But good news! I isolate myself and deal with it through severe depression and self-loathing. So I'm alright.