MIRIN THREAD

>be me
>waiting for bus
>look behind
>see gril taking creepshot of me
>spill spaghetti and act like i didnt notice
>bus arrives and we both step inside
>actually look at her face
>8/10 russian beauty
>dont do anything because autism but i am pretty happy about my first creepshot
>tell my friends at school
>grills are listening
>one grill says
>"user you are pretty i would take a picture too if i didnt know you"
one of the best mires of my life, i am still a fucking skelly though.

how do you know they are taking one? i was standing in the bus one time and a girl that was sitting there acted like she was taking a selfie but the camera was directly pointed at my face

ITT: OP, a morbidly obese manlet, role plays about a non-fitness related scenario on an anime website, convincing absolutely nobody of anything other than the fact that he's a shit posting retard.

reminder: do not engage shit posting morons. sage, report and ignore.

Who spilled the spaghetti?

Who was eating spaghetti at the bus stop?

Do you live in Italy or something?

What the fuck

you can see the flash go off or you can see she's not making stupid selfie faces

flash? do you think people take creepshots with flash on

she was sort of hiding her phone in her jacket and when i looked she panicked a little. pretty sure she was taking a picture

girls mirin might seem impossible to you but we arent all obese manlets like you.

new fag detected

Who this fluid druid?

reverse

acting like an old fag when actually a new-intermediate fag detected

kendra sunderland

IF YOURE STILL SKELLY THEN IT WASNT A MIRE WAS IT

FUCK OFF

Yesterday I left the gym after celebrating international chest day, all swollen. Walking home, two bitches sitting in a nearby hooters, one points to me with her lips, both mirrin heavily. I'd have stopped and talked to them but I was too smelly from the sweat, plus a little of autism.

>implying women cant mire anything else than muscles

Haven't you heard, meathead? Skinny is the new muscle. See any shredded models lately?

Redditor b8

IF THEYRE NOT MIRING MUSCLES THEN IT BELONGS IN /R9K/

FUCK OFF

If you get mired for driving a Ferrari but are a fat pajeet does it belong on Veeky Forums?

No, that's for the auto board.

talking to this girl in class, then some other random girl comes up to me
>omg do u hang around such and such area ?
>my friends stare at ur ass all day long im not even lying
i turned bright red and ran off, but hey at least all those sqwats and diddylifts paid off thanks rippletits

So how does OP thread belong here?

>go to a party saturday
>qt keeps dancing around me
>sits next to me the entire night
>keeps rubbing up against me
>says "I feel so small next to you"
>head back to her place to regroup with friends
>last to leave and she asks me to stay
>tell her I really should be going and give her my snap
>10 second hug
>leave

I know I could have pursued it further, but she was drunk and I dont drink. Holy shit it felt good though.

Should have banged, probably gonna move onto next guy now she is sober.

Does it count as a "mire" if girls at the gym and work actively tell you that they find you incredibly attractive, are highly aroused by your body etc. ?

I wish I knew, but I am too autistic to interpret the social cues

no

That jaw line. Fuck

>3dwaifu.jpg
>waifuing a girl who shoots for BLACKED every month

I did accidentally once. It did not go well.

>wear baggy shorts, can't see legs at all except for tiny calves
>3 dude bros deadlifting on the platform next to me, maxing at 365, 406, and 475
>I get up to 3 reps of 505 lbs on hexbar dl (don't judge it's comfy af)
>as I take the plates off I glance off the mirror and see one of them eyeing me hard
>probably confused as how I lifted that much weight
Kinda mirin I think

Probably but she keeps sending me snaps so its all good. I dont like banging drunk people when Im sober because I just feel like shit anyway,

>be alone in weightlifting zone
>dead lifting heavy
>2 girls come over to *squat*
>they mire me the whole time through the mirror
>I know this cuz i was mirin their asses too

kendras tits are always so disappointing.

she fucks nigs

>One of the sexiest pornstars working today
>Shoots mainly BLACKED videos and anything she does with white guys is vanilla as fuck

Really makes you think.

Good call on the she was drunk I was sober gig. That right there is the story of my life. I've only had 1 one night stand because whenever I go clubbing etc I stay sober and drive. It's just not my thing.

And Yeah nah, they always come back

>lecturer tells everyone to huddle over to watch him do demonstrate something in the lab
>some the girls press their bodies against me
>ignore that their breasts are pressing against me

was it autism or chad?

I don't mind that.

I'd fuck nigs if it meant I could slay that mattress actress. Lordy

>a girl keeps stealing glances at me or even stares at me and then looks down when I catch her looking at my direction
>"she probably thinks I look fat, creepy, ugly etc and fears that I'm gonna rape her or something so she needs to keep an eye on me"
>a girl is acting nervous around me (adjusting her clothing immediately after she notices me looking at her direction, touching her hair, staring at her shoes, scratching her inner wrist, fiddling with some object)
>"oh fuck, I'm clearly making her uncomfortable, best to get away from her ASAP"
>a girl notices me and smiles while keeping eye contact
>"she probably just thinks I look funny or my fly is open or there's something on my face or something"
>a girl comes up to me, says hi and asks me "how are you?"
>"she's probably just trying to embarrass me or something" *scan the surroundings for her friends who are obviously laughing at me behind some corner*

I've been successfully trained to believe that women find me completely and utterly unattractive, even repulsive.

Just yesterday I was at the gym doing face pulls and saw this mother-daughter duo that usually goes to the gym at same hours as me. The daughter always keeps glancing at me and now she was doing leg press while her mother was talking to her. The mother kept glancing at me while talking to the daughter and laughed a few times, while the daughter looked serious. Then they stopped talking, the daughter kept doing leg presses, the mother turned towards me and smiled at me. My thoughts? "Fuck, I'm probably doing these face pulls wrong, I must look fucking retarded"

I would ask you guys tips on how to fix this mentality but I'm not sure if there's anything to fix. Maybe my inner thoughts are actually right and girls think I'm creepy as fuck? Anyway, thank you for reading this blog post.

>chadtism

we can never get it right

>be lifeguard
>working a few days ago guarding a leisure swim
>getting rotated off so I walk towards the office
>as I’m walking a guy in the pool asks if I guarded the leisure swim about a year ago
>immediately recognize him as an old regular
>he tells me that he didn’t recognize me right away because I’ve put on so much
>asks if I’ve been working out and I tell him yes because the wii fit and zumba joke is autistic
>Thank him for the compliment and continue my work
Nothing crazy but it feels good to be noticed

so much muscle*

You´re fine dude. I had the same problem for years, it started to get better when I actually got fucked over by relationships. Stuff like that builds character.
If somebody is actually making fun of you or trying to make you look like a retard, you´ll notice. People really arent as subtle about shit like this as you might think.
So as long as you don´t actually notice anything wrong with yourself you´re all good.

It might take a while for your view to change but it´ll get better, it always does. Wear the glances of other people with pride. Good or bad, at the end of the day they took their time to notice something about you and being someone that doesnt vanish in the masses is almost always a good sign.

I believe in you user, you´re gonna make it

>today
>at the gym
>this girl that works out when i do enters the gym
>i do leg press(shhhh)
>don't look at her but see her through the corner of the eye
>she waves at me
>i ignore
a-alpha as fuck right guys

wrong

someone post that pic of the guy with the broken english talking about girl saying "sport dick" with a bunch of diff posts