Tell mom Im gonna start working out

>tell mom Im gonna start working out
>shes proud of me and sends me $120 to buy weights
>accidently spend it all on mcdonalds dinners throughout the week
>tfw

i know this feel

>tell gf i want to start getting ripped while im out of work
>she puts a bunch of money into my account for gym membership
>end up getting drunk and spending her money on a transexual hooker
>spend 2 hours a day in the library for the next month pretending Im at the gym
>she breaks up with me after she gets herpes

I still have the trannys number and she regularly advertises on backpage. Some day I'll get back at her for gving me the herpes

kill yourself

>accidently

You should be ashamed op

>Accidently went to mcdonald's and accidently bought food

>tell dad i want to start working out
>he gets excited because he lifted in high school and college
>gets me a 60$/m gym membership at the best gym in town with a nutrition coach
>down 64 lbs
>dad and i lift together
>tfw

Go die you piece of shit. Your mom isn't even a gains goblin and you still manage to fuck it up. Scum.

>I'll get back at her for gving me the herpes
Dumbass, moron, faggot! YOU fucked that boy-with-a-wig, decided to betray your ex-gf and spread herpes. So it's not the whore-boy's fault that you got the herpy-derpy, you closeted homo, it's solely yours.

>accidentally
>oops I slipped and all the money fell out of my pocket several times this week and was taken in exchange for food at McDonald’s
Yeah I hate when that happens

>tfw you accidentally buy two full meals at mcdonalds day after day after day after day after day after day after day

>accidently

Confess

holy shit kill yourself you absolute fag

I lost 15 kilos noticed I lost it and I've be3n off the rails for the last week, need to get back on track re-wroting my diet plan now.

>we're all gonna make it

>Want to get not-fat when I was a teenager
>Asked Mom for help
>All she had to do was not buy TV dinners and chips
>Says sure she will help
>She buys double the amount of TV dinners and chips
>She tells me I would have never gone through with it anyways
>mfw

You cannot accidentally spend money, it’s not like tripping over, you have to willingly do it. Call it what it is op, a lack of will power.

Is she saying "you gay?"?

>tell mom want to workout
>dad buys me big homegym in my basement

I donno, I think it might me “your face”
Makes me warm af when I think of it like that.

Glad some else lifts with their dad.

That’s pretty pathetic.

The only way you can undo the wrong is by saving a couple hundred and buying some free weights, you sad fat fuck.

Man I was literally going to fuck a milf hooker today but the thought of givinng my gf something like that doesn't sit well with me. I'll take this as an omen and just jerk off.

I fell in love with a manlet.

>accidentally bought McDonald's
>ACCIDENTALLY

Lol faggot I bet it was your dad lmaobraapp

If you were serious, you wouldn't be posting your failure here

I remember you
I'm so jelly, my dad is a fatass and some exercise wouldn't hurt him, also it would be a good good occasion to share some time together

>Tell Dad I want to start working out
>He tells me that he's been looking at buying a multigym for the past year
>He buys the multigym, I buy some free weights
>I work out daily, he does some exercises every other day
>Start to notice that his mobility is better and that he doesn't complain about his knees anymore
>tfw my decision to work out helped my Dad improve his wellbeing

>powerwalking through park
>making progress, feeling good about self
>"THERE HE IS!"
>oh no
>waddle as fast as my corpulence allows, trying to escape to my van
>not fast enough
>tackled by seven girl scouts
>they pinch my snout until I open my mouth to breathe
>then they shove three samoas into my maw
>insulin oscillates violently, sending me into diabetic malaise
>lose control of faculties and black out
>regain consciousness behind a Denny's a week later
>naked but covered in hundreds of empty cookie boxes
>bank account has been completely drained
>still no gf

my dad died of cancer 2 months ago

>Dad always working overseas
>Meet him in person by the time I'm a Teenfag
>He is broken physically and mentally and it's awkward to even try to bond with a man you never seen
>Go join Army to become a better person and everyone except him give me few nice words to deal with the BS given even mocks me for being depressed my close friends I made there are getting deployed meanwhile I was stuck on the states
>Decide to cut off contact and everyone fucking hates me for it

I fucking my family for preventing me to join sports club or do anything considered manly and literally attempt to turn me into their dream moneymaker FUCK YOU I am jealous of you fuckers fuck whoever said I should be grateful for being barred from everything I ever wanted as a person

scum, stay fat loser

Forgive me padre for I have sinned.

I have put u halt on my diet for a month. Gained 2kg since then even tho I didn't eat that much desu senpai.

Now I want to get to the homestretch. I want to lose 10 kg more then I am done I think.

We're all gonna make it.

>accidently

Dude just take responsibility for your behavior and drop the shame and guilt holy shit dawg.

Bullshit

When I get drunk as fuck I accidentally spend 100+ dollars on cocaine and hardly even remember it

>tfw do this almost every weekend

Ok, but save that for another thread were it's relevant.

tried to not drink?

Can't it's the only thing to do where I live and I drink to forget my shitty existence

Sorry man

>accidentally open door
>accidentally walk to car or mcdonalds
>accidentally tell wagecucks what food you want
>accidentally take the bag
>accidentally pay them
I hate when this happens

OP is probs an alcoholic they do everything by accident when they're hammered than regret it the next day