Name one reason why you aren't eating ass for the testosterone boost?

>Protip: the real Test Boost is having the girl eat YOUR ass.
gross desu

Feels great

>Then explain why black guys are jacked af and eat ass???
this right here

I said black guys not African niggers.

>I said black guys not African niggers.
Why are you repeating yourself?

This is what I call Weinsteined

If black guys are african niggers, is Detroit part of Africa?

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Black Alpha Men>Anorexic African Betas

post it faggots

Have you taken the poo pill yet Veeky Forums?

Maybe I'm just too much of a sexual civilian but I can't imagine why on earth you would want to eat out someones shitty caked arsehole?

maybe if you fuck decent girls that clean their asses after taking a shit you'd understand, nothing better than a tight waxed pink butthole

Is eating ass a meme or real? Like why would you want to lick some bodies ass hole?

Test boost nigger.

low-t boys will never get it

I'm this guy It's definitely not a meme. I've talked about this in my group of friends and about half of them said they eat asshole and half didn't. I fall on the not eating asshole side. I just don't see the appeal.

I only fuck in the missionary position for procreation though so there is that.

Virgin detected. Underage thanksgiving breakers pls go.

You will learn how to pleasure a woman someday, and part of that learning process will include embracing the fact that if she actually cleans herself, the taste isn't bad. If you want to give your woman truly mind blowing orgasms, you will play with her ass in numerous fashions.

Also - This is a good way to get her into ass play if she isn't down to be dicked up the pooper. Start with eating it, then finger her ass while you eat her out or fuck her from behind, and one day just stick your dick in.

t. Married to a woman who used to think she didn't want her ass played with and now loves anal orgasms.

They aren't, they have higher rates of obesity and malnutrition.

The most I've done is thumb in pooper, and the occasional smell plus shit on finger was enough to stop me from doing it again.

Like are you meant to tell your girl "oh I'm going to eat your ass, so please give it a wipe?"

Not just a wipe you mong. A shower. My wife always showers before sex now for this very reason.

A shower makes sense, but basically then you're never going to eat ass of a hook up, or even friends with benefits unless they shower first.

Joke's on you - I just ate a raw red onion straight out of a hooker's butthole

One of my mates openly admits that he unironically eats the arse of random bar sluts he picks up.

Link?

My gf sits over the bath and spray cleans her ass and pussy with the shower hose after every time she shits or pisses.

Find someone who doesn't have hygiene issues... Yes, easier said than done.

Ask her to take shower together with you. Then, you eat her.

Anyways, hookups and fwb are filthy anyways. I wouldn't eat anybody's ass unless its in a serious relationship

What happens when she shits or pisses outside the house?

I'll do this next time user, thanks.

How does one eat ass anyway? Tongue in pooper, around pooper? Girl in doggy style position? Fingers in pussy?

OK, i need someone to explain this shit to me. Since when is eating ass socially acceptable? Like seriously, let's say in 2012 you mentioned you did it. This type of thing would be disgusting and frowned upon, i'm sure people did it behind closed doors, but talk about it in a public setting? No fucking way. How did we, as a society come to a point where you can just casually discuss about ass munching with your buddies? I don't know. But i don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

Forced jewish meme and niggerization of society. No one outside america does it, except in nigger Africa where they rape children to get the cure for aids and eat elephant's shit

I'd let a guy eat my ass but I'd never eat his nasty hairy ass, thank you

My wife won’t let me eat her ass
:(

Because

>tfwnogf

The pornographization of America, user. With people watching so much porn, it was bound to drain into mainstream society.

You have to wait for the right moment user. Get some wine in her, spend a TON of time on foreplay, maybe even a little role play, start eating her pussy, then just drop your tongue down. She will love it so much she won't be able to stop you.

To this day my wife still doesn't like talking about it, but she loves the fuck out of it.

Make her lie face down. Then, you kiss her neck, and start going down. You keep kissing her all the way to the back of her thighs (don't kiss her asshole yet).

Then, you go slightly up until you lick her pussy (this position is kind of awkward, but bear with it).

Then, you do a long lick, that goes all the way to her butthole. When you do this, the girl may say some dumb shit to half heartedly ask you to not do it again. However, you should like her butt, this time directly.

If she asks you to stop seriously, you do it, don't be a creep. Otherwise, just say "relax" and keep licking. If you are feeling brave, you can stick your tongue inside her butt, but that's kinda gross desu.

So just the outside eh? Is this still eating ass? The meme makes it sound like you're gobbling that shit down.

Tfw once ate a whores ass

Late to the convo but eating is is one of the most beta thing a man can do. You instantly lose respect from me personally or any other girl. I mean, how can you be ok with collecting poop particles on your tongue?

Only betas worry what other cunts think of their actions

>I ONLY ALLOW WOMEN TO PROSTRATE THEMSELVES TO SUCK MY COCK, PLEASING A WOMAN BY PUTTING IT INTO THEIR PUTRID VAGINA? DISGUSTING.

Seriously I feel like these people are actually closeted.

Mine said no forever then finally let me. Have a beard now though so no way lol. It's ticklefest.

Puritan prudes are dying in droves and younger generations are more hedonistic.

I suggest converting to Islam and moving to Saudi Arabia. Likely everyone there will feel like you about naughty sex things.

what.
I bet you like touching your dick, you fucking faggot

Go suck a black dick faggot, get aids and die just leave us alone

Kill yourself

As long as you're not a pajeet I'm not sure why this would be a problem

Just google it

Ive eaten dozens of random's asses and never got anything from it

Step up your immune you betas

youtube.com/watch?v=895F4ZcGz30

you american faggots are literally getting memed on. somebodys definitely laughing at you for buying into the ass munching hype.

licking girls asses lmao

the only ass licking that kinda make sense is her doing it to you since it supposedly simulates your prostate or something

youre still fags for doing that

Umm black guys still by and large don't even eat pussy and you think they eat ass?

t. niggress

You haven't really lost your virginity until you've eaten ass. Sorry boys.

post chocolate chip nips

imgur.com/a/xQ3qO

Literally me. I don't get anything out of most positions. The last time I had sex with my gf I literally just fucked her in missionary for 15 minutes. We'll do cowgirl too if I get tired, but there's a 0% chance of me cumming.

Had no interest in eating ass until I saw this
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Diptheria

It's a slippery slope that ends with you guzzling turds

Wow, I come back to this thread and all these soyboys are responding about not liking getting their ass eaten?

A girl licking your asshole while she jacks you off is the most degrading thing in the world. It's telling her "I own you." It feels amazing and if she's into it, it's hot as fuck. It's a very high test sex act and I highly recommend you try it.

>pasty white cuckold needs a safe space from the words "black man"

the secret is that what people consider "eating ass" isn't actually "tongueing your girl's booty hole"

it's just licking the cheeks up around the hole

>tfw still not sure if this is just a meme, or if a lot of you fuckers actually enjoy slurping up shit while getting off to it

Are you a homo? The best feeling is having it squeeze around your tongue while you're tonsil deep.

Eat PUSSY not butt, you gay fucks.

I'm honestly scared of trying it, bc I don't know how the girl will react

I do the thumb on the asshole while im in doggy, that's cool, I've even pressed on it. She said that when she didn't think about what was actually happening, she liked it.

Do I just go for it once I'm eating her out?

I do it practically everytime my gf and I do sex. Sometime I eat her but and its let noise escape like BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP all over my nose

Tongue fucking her ass is almost as good as the anal aftermath.
OP is woke af