>go do cardio
>been on it a while
>two people on either side of me
>get angry
>refuse to leave until they get off
>if my machine runs out of time I restart it until they leave
>I don't leave until there is no one next to my machine
I managed to beat this persistent bastard who refused to leave by going for 3 hours on cardio
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>Then everyone in the gym clapped
>take a shit
>don't wash hands
>rub hands off on barbell knurling
It really angers me when people come near my workout machine
They can't be allowed to be the last one standing
I love Mr Bean
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>only use kettlebells in my routine
>get tired of people snickering at me and thinking i look stupid doing turkish get-ups and whatnot
>cancel gym membership
>go to a new gym
>wearing an adidas tracksuit and paperboy hat and dress shoes
>fake a russian accent
>do my kettlebell workouts there
>mutter to myself some russian words i picked up from /int/
>sometimes walk into the corner of the gym and talk loudly into my old flipphone
>make up russian-sounding gibberish
>no one is actually on the phone, i'm just simulating conversations
>everybody thinks i'm russian and i that use kettlebells because that's just what russians do
>nobody makes fun of me any more
>they've started calling me Vladimir and kettlebro
>everybody now respects me and likes me
>my name is actually David and I have no Russian ancestry whatsoever
kek, I also get angry when people are close to me in the gym. But I'm still to fat to go for 3 hours, most I can do is an hour.
keep on going long, user
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45s go on the bottom rung. 25s above that. 10s above that. 5s and 2.5s above that. If there are 35s, it's acceptable to mix them with the 25s. Each type of plate must be distributed equally between both sides of the power rack or bench, unless there are an odd number of plates, in which case one side will of course be 1 plate heavier than the other.
This isn't just my stupid OCD habit, it's necessary since nobody in my gym knows how to rerack their plates correctly. I'm talking about people putting a 45 behind three 25s on the second rung from the bottom while the bottom rung is completely empty. Putting 5 45s on the left side of the rack and 1 45 on the right side. Putting 25s at the very top on top of a stack of 5s and 2.5s, thus blocking quick access to the micro-plates. If I ever open my own gym, it's going to have a 5-disc Tower of Hanoi puzzle made of iron plates, which every new member will be required to solve before they're allowed to touch the free weights.
>wear two different colored socks in the gym
> always play “find yourself” before entering gym
i want to make a comic about needing IMMEDIATE access to microplates but have no skill so just imagine it being funny
Jesus Christ how much this fucking infuriates me
Almost as bad a when assholes put dumbbells in the wrong rack (e.g. one rack has pairs of 17.5,20,20,25 and the other has 17.5,22.5,22.5,25) and I have to walk across the gym round trip to fix it
Are you me?
>be transgender girl
>have to pee in the middle of a workout
>experience panic attack while rushing through the locker room hoping no one notices my adam’s Apple or penis
>pee
>quickly wash hands while freaking the fuck out internally, imagining some crazy republican bitch shooting me in “self-defense”
>get back to cardio feeling like a second class citizen
>be sad the rest of the night
Send asshole
This is why we need Change.
Why is /lgbt/ always here?
Also how is that routine?
Everyone knows you're a deragned, mentally sick man. You're not fooling anyone. We're just hoping you kill yourself before the day of the rope comes. Easier for all of us that way.
Agree. More progressive policies are needed everywhere :(
Which routine? LGBT loves fitness. That’s always been a thing lol
Eat shit
cute pupper
well it's supposed to be a habit thread
You sound so mentally healthy.
russians are funny
>gym is connected to large sports hall
>card myself in early before hall opens
>warm up by fucking around with gymnastics equipment and bouldering
>sneak back into normal gym when people arrive
>do lifting routine in gym
>360 outta there without anyone witnessing my sly antics
I have to do it with the lights off so people won't notice.
know that feel, sometimes I sperg and try and make it so it doesn't matter how many of a certain weight are on each side but just that there's as close to the same amount of weight on each side as possible
I'll protect you bby
>thinks the world revolves around him
Seems like a recurring theme among the mentally ill.
You should wear a bullet proof vest at all times. The extra weight will help make you stronger.