Thanksgiving Eve Feels thread

>gym is closed tomorrow

>mfw gonna be out of town over the weekend
>mfw won't be able to go to the gym Friday

I'm gonna have to haze myself on Monday

>got raped by a 6"8 tranny last .monday

wtf, alright tell us what happened user

Mfw when I have to sneak into an enemy gym tomorrow cuz mines closed

I dont wanna talk too much about it but i met up with a tinder hookup and she locked the door on me when she said she was gonna go get her room mate and pulled my trousers down and basically penetrated me against the wall, she/she was so muscly i couldent do anything

Fake and gay

> Homegym masterrace
> English so no thanksgiving
> No close family so not even christmas stops gains
> Mfw winning

fugggggg

Sounds lonely user

>she won't come back

> tfw bulking
Just broke a squat PR too, were all gonna make it
>> have to get a job soon though

>user do you have a girlfriend yet!

No Bulksgiving. Nevergonnamake it

>tfw canadian

enjoy ameribros

I used to hate being asked this as a teenager. I was tall and good looking so people just assumed I was a ladies man but I fucking sucked at reading chicks. When I was 16 this hot Russian chick took an inexplicable liking to me and asked to fuck me under a bridge after school while my mate was sitting next to us. Poor dude was heartbroken cause he had the hots for her and I spilt fucking spaghetti everywhere. Totaly ruined my mojo and several embarassing fuckups later, ended up losing my virginity at twenty to a hooker. If I could go back in time, I would tear the living fuck out of that snatch in front of that boy all the while looking him dead in the eye as if to say, "you're next."

Think this lass is trying to make me jealous how do i counter this ladS?

> that end

Thanksgiving was like a month ago, are you drunk

>How’s college?

>gym closes at 12

Guess I need to skip onion lunch hour

Take estrogen and become a better woman than she'll ever be