Walk into the gym and this guys picks up your lgf

>walk into the gym and this guys picks up your lgf
What do?

punch him in the face

Jokes on you, it was a practice gf.

>What do?

Follow them home and watch him fuck her. Enjoy sloppy seconds.

bubble bubble trouble gut bonanza!

Eat your onions

shoot him.

what's he doing in my garage uninvited?

Call Chris Hanson on him

>uninvited

Display my functional strength by picking them both up

He is so impressed he lets my girlfriend go and wraps his arms round me, a blushing look of admiration and respect on his face. No homo

I know u right wing boys like 'em on the younger side but try to keep it legal

break up with gf, cuz shes ruined now

give betty gf

I'm no tough guy, but I'd probably punch him in the face.

I really don't see a way out of that situation in which you aren't a bitch for not doing that.

Ask him why he is holding hands with me..then give it a little squeeze and a knowing glance

THAT TATTED GUY IN THE BACKGROUND THO

>Roy Moore
>pedophile
He is attracted to high school girls like any normie. He’s not even a pedo with patrician taste just an idiot.

Also,
>not wanting a libertarian Society where you’re free to date your lgf
Clearly never gonna make it

>being a libertarian because you're a pedo

you're going to get shot first time you try anything. just like the racists and commies.

ID TELL HIM NIGGA LET MY BITCH ON DA FLOOR AND BEAT HIM UP AND MY BITCH

stare him down while making lion sounds and then flex a 'cep
i then proceed to pull out my butterfly knife (illegal in my country) and do a pinwheel (can do it 75% of the time)
if he doesn't run away i tell him that he's talking to a future US army soldier

mug him for his gains, leave him the goblin.

>having a gf

Turn 360 and walk away

>360
>walk away
You do realize that you will walk towards him if you turn 360 degrees idiot

X
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hey reddit

It is an ancient Veeky Forums meme. There was some /b/tard who could not into conversational geometry and everyone lost their collective shit.

kek this always gets me... SUMMER IS OVER

Ask him to throw her in the trash so I can suck his dick.
For the gainz.

Is it though

That means he's turning around retard, round=circle = 360

>Conversational geometry

Summer is actually just starting m8.

Who's that girl?

a-another rep m-more

it's Jess

Knee him in the dick and then punt her in the cunt

Jess who

before he fishing picking up the qt, i break his toes with the metal wheels of my wheelchair. He bows down to his toes, on the way he eats my full power Shoryuken. He lies on the floor unconscious with his toes bleeding. Brake his teeth with my metal wheelchair. He must spend all his Money to repear his teeth, doesn't have Money to roid anymore, he will never be able to lift something again.

lurkmore
kek

Jess kidding, I don't know

the amount of reddit

that has come to /r/fit

is disturbing