Alright Veeky Forums, how do I seal the deal?

Alright Veeky Forums, how do I seal the deal?

>I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

Actually it doesn't matter who I am, what matters are your plans tonight

Because getting caught was part of my master plan

Say this

No not this
This

God I was just yanking ya chain, no need to be such a goober

>Why did it take you damn near close to nine hours to reply? You know I've been compulsively looking at my phone waiting for a reply right? How are we going to have a committed relationship when you're so slow to respond? Like really?

Seal what this girl is pissed

Lmao fug, what is this? Blackgf simulator?

"Look, I dont wanna alarm you or anything, but early this morning I had a huge bonner that wouldn't stop clapping. Send help"

lemme smash

can i dip my dick in your pusssy pls

i like big girls and i can not lie

Now we wait

lol your chances are long gone

Well obviously. I'm just having fun at this point

u fukd up kid

+you wanna chill in my place i got some weed i need to smoke with you

Tell her she’s a dirty nigger

How do I seal the deal, Veeky Forums?

"Send pics of your feet"

You look like a hungry girl.

just asking desu

This

you've got anal eyes

Pls respond

you should've replied with tongue-in-cheek banter, and then ask how she's doing

Seems like it worked boys. On my way to sex town

Should’ve called her a bimbo

877 CASH NOW

are you really this fucking autistic to take everything so seriously? hes clearly fucking around you mongoloid
>getting this upset someone is fucking around with something you never achieved in the first place
makes you mad doesnt it?

Not him but she's an ugly fatty, nothing to be proud of

did she reply dude?

where are the updates

smooth