/fraud/

I'm a slow guy please read

hmm i got pretty THICC from mine but my biceps are kinda lacking, could only do hammer curls for half of it since I fucked my wrist quite early when reracking on ohp.. i really hope i didnt waste my newb roid bi gains

What exactly does this mean?

So if I drink pregnant women piss or eat a pregnant women, it would be like taking steroids?

What should i do after a long (6 weeks ish) t3+dnp + clen cycle?

Im currently on day 7 (20 mcg, highest was 80 mcg mid cycle) of just t3 after i stopped the clen and dnp.

Do i taper down? Go low carb? Stop cold turkey? Up the carbs? What? Are my t3 production supressed for good?

yes.
Search for pregnant woman on tinder, invite them over, suck on their titties the entire day, enjoy your legal gains.

keep seeing people saying your best gains will be from your first cycle on normie forums

You look like shit

good job, never do deca again

How can you hide that you dick gets 10 times harder and you want more sex than normal? why would you hide that?

DONT WANT MORE GUNS? Guns are our mighty weapon we use to annihilate twinks. i fucking smash to twinks with my 19 inch guns from 1000km distance

I mostly care about getting bigger and look better. She don;t like it, but if she don't like it then she should search for someone else, i am fine with that

You sound like a casanova, but don't give too much otherwise they will get used to it and then it's game over; beta time. I sometime give her something and write something for her and then she cries like crazy because she's not used to it.

>tfw want thicker arms but too proud to do curls

That's some concerning questions you're asking. Hoping you haven't started this "cycle" without knowing these answers. Planning hope?
T3 doesn't suppress for good, about 2 week recovery time for your thyroid, carbs and slight calorie surplus are a must.
Don't taper t3. Taper clen. Stay the fuck away from dnp. T3 and clen stack is plenty for anyone.

Thanks bro have some thicc

how much gear do i have to take before JB girls come up and feel my mooscles?

No kidding a 16 year old came up and asked for my number, I've posted about it here before. Met at college class, didn't know until we texted back and forth a bit.

Just been test 500mg blast/250mg cruise for 10months

shit b8 m8

Legit where are you benching that 225 is impressive?

how did you meet a 16 year old at a college class?

>Oral only cycles are retarded

yeah bro, thats why the europoors used to clean up constantly using oral tbol...

Lmao you sure hate twinks.

Girlfriend actually would like to see me get big. She already strokes my arms alot during sex and likes to grab my back telling me its nice big and tight.

Lets be clear, I'm not some beta tard when it comes to woman. I love being romantic but I go my own way and she can choose to follow and support me or leave. I do my best to care for the people I love so it all comes naturally.

well, that is common sense isnt it?
Before your first cycle, you will be natty.
Then you start doing steroids and you will blow up, because you were natty the entire time before that.

When you are in your 2nd or 3rd cycle, you will already be big, because you have done steroids before.
common sense bro.

School system in US is weird basically. You can take courses way early if you choose to, and it was a night class.

>tfw no teenage gf intelligent enough to take college courses
why live

thanks bby.

I wouldn't say I look like shit. I'm also natty. Hopping on gear for the first time from the 1st of january,never touched anything before.

Why u offensive?

ahhhh my bad, was being a brainlet I was taking it in as in you'd gain X amount of muscle your 1st cycle then you'd gain less than X amount your 2nd cycle etc

you have to do an oral only cycle

dont take anything he says seriously. Thats just the way he talks.

well thats prolly true.

12 weeks @ 1g test e, 600deca and 4 weeks dbol 50mg.

Any improvement to my big bulking cycle?

>well thats prolly true.
would it be significantly less though? you're making me nervous about this next blast moosey

dont do dbol and youre golden. in fact dont do orals at all if you want to live past 40

>How can you look at this pic and respect women after?
Easy user. I never respected women.

>dont do orals at all if you want to live past 40
>Wanting to wear nappies again

???

nah. Most people dont become that big with their first cycle.

If you looked like masT tho, that would be a different story.

whats the problem with only doing orals? i want to become a /fraud/ but im scuured of needles :(

every steroid will shut down your test.
Your oral will work, but you will have shut down testosterone levels, Literally zero. which is really really bad for you.

>you wake up tomorrow morning and you become this

what do /fraud/ ?

Is deca fine to run @ 300mg/wk with 500mg/wk test or should I up it?

Pic is my current body. 5'9" 185lbs

liver damage

immediately inject everything i have to undo the damage

I swear I've seen this pic before and you were saying you were natty....

>want to roid
>but don't want to lose risk my hair

easy fix. just roid for the rest of your life and never cycle off, silly

would you rather have gay hair but be natty or be bald but superhuman? I know which one I'd choose

busted

They just want the same as you do, but with more makeup.

I sometime fantasize to dominate them in a gay porn movie

My gf doesn't even see my muscles anymore. sm.h lifting for girls i told you guys it's all about face

Then it's all fine, because i know a lot of people who getting cucked irl. I just want to warn you

Looking shit and being natty is no excuse. You can only look shit if you blast tren like never before, then i can understand

where do you think you are? go back to r9k and cry how life is unfair over there

About to start my first cycle since I felt small when competing. Hence why I'm asking what's a good dosage to run

would you consider yourself to have top end genetics?

Please don't go around pounding twinks. Or do, the difference in size would be hilarious.

Who the F even starts lifting for girls.
Can I hook you up with var girl? She wets herself at the thought of bodybuilders.

my hair is my best feature

oh... well my hairline was already starting to recede so I hopped on for life, might as well be a swole ugly cunt instead of just ugly

Nothing to be jelly of I'm a virgin and definitely not gonna fuck the 16 year old

If i compare myself with you, then yes. If i compare myself to victor richards it's like comparing myself with you.

He is what i consider god-tier genetics. It's all relative

I am not so much of an ass fucker. I fucked my gf in the ass couple of times, but it doesn't feel like you would imagine it would like in porn

>Who the F even starts lifting for girls.
99% of the people over here

pics of her?

>It's all relative

oddly enough that makes me feel better about my progress, ty mast

spotted the ''waste of human material'' user.
I will gladly have a look at your mastered body with a timestamp, but you don't have the balls so fuck off of my board.

>definitely not gonna fuck the 16 year old
why?

Age 23, height 1.83m, weight 97kg, bf no idea but probably between 16-20% (abs and ribs somewhat visible but I am chubby), started lifting late 14 (height 1.81m, weight ~50kg) but always treated it as a casual hobby. At first I trained in a gym with only machines so my free weight lifts are nowhere near where I want them to be.

I've spent most of my life being low energy and clinically depressed. I have decided to take a blood test soon to check my test levels. As kid I used to be very feminine and I suspect I have low test also due to my constant fatigue and low motivation. Lifting has done incredibly much for me and I believe that if I indeed have low test, lifting has already cured a part of it.

Anyway I have often thought about taking test but always decided against it because again, lifting is a hobby and not my profession. It may sound stupid but let me be honest. I am financially doing very well and my goal in life is to become as rich as possible and live long enough to maximize my chances of obtaining aging reversing medicine. My mentality is that if I have to die that early I should have just committed suicide a long time ago and spared myself all the hardship and suffering for nothing. And I perceived roiding as going against my goal because it could harm my health and lower my lifespan.

However I also heard that high test can help with motivation and energy levels which are both essential to success in life. Also, it would help me with self satisfaction, getting a better and more aesthetic physique, having lower bf without feeling like shit, make me less depressed and so on.

So if blood test confirms my suspicions of low test I seriously consider supplementing test just to keep my levels slightly above average at around 800-1000 ng/dl. I don't want to leave humanity behind or become a bodybuilder, just get a healthy level.

Does my plan make sense?
What should I supplement? Just normal test? Money is not an issue.
Anything else I should know?

lmao, is the poor babby mad?
You need some cream for that butthurt?

I don't get anal, why go for it when there's a perfectly delicious pussy in front of you.

No pics, she's way to active on social media.
She looks alot like this pic. Maybe a lil less pretty.

>I've spent most of my life being low energy and clinically depressed.
>However I also heard that high test can help with motivation and energy levels

this is just from my experience but I gave myself an ultimatum that if roids couldn't make me happy then there would be an extremely high chance of me suiciding in the very near future and since hopping on my depression is near non-existant (only ever resurges when I get very lazy with my ai)

that is one ugly face and shit body.
Especially if she is using drugs.
Damn....

She's slightly more muscular then this, especially in the leg area.
Still better then 90% running out there.

we ell genne meke it

k

Porn is messing with my mind too much, reality is always depressing. Anal feels too dry even with lubricant, i like pussy more.

I am not into fitness girls, i love thick woman. Thick ass, thick legs, small waist

I love fit girls, this one just does not do it for me.

Also girls that are serious about lifting are cool.
Go train, cook good food and then fuck all day.

>girls that are serious about lifting are cool
Can't disprove.

I stopped watching porn mostly. Sex feels so much better now.

Fair enough. Fitness chicks tend to drool over muscles though.
But I prefer your taste as well. Add some nice tits on top of that.

Is my vascularity and definition gonna increase when I drop the water weight after first cycle? Or will I be moonfaced fatty till i cut? :|

Will 10mg Tbol ED 4 weeks on 4 weeks off do anything? Im already on TRT I'm not looking for huge gains just increased strength and recovery and I want to avoid pumps

is it safe to safe we are the most hated sub-community on this board?

>ottermode doesn't get your gir...

What would happen if an adult male silver back gorilla was loaded with a high dosage of test and tren?

Yeah of course sex feels better. If you watch too much porn you want more extreme and will eventually end up fapping to trannies and twinks

Yes i know, that what i only attract sm.h. I really hate skinny/muscled woman, you better off fucking a twink

yeah tits of course

imo;

1.face
2.ass
3.can cook
4.tits
5.cleaning
6.independent

all natty brah

LeBron James

>1.ass
>2.face
>3.tits
>4.cleaning
>5.independent
>6.cooking (I like to cook myself)

How about thick muscle woman with meaty thighs?

People seriously believe he's not natty? Kek go play ping pong you low test loser

1132 test natty
Should I even bother with pinning?

oh wow, a 14 year old boy and a bunch of 12 year old kids.
I sure wish I was him.

You like to cook? you forget to take you ai? I hate cooking but it's a necessary evil

a bit of muscle is no problem, if there is still bodyfat present. Ass need to be shaped, thus some muscles are needed of course

Maybe you should decide that yourself and not let other people let decide your faith. Or aren't you adult enough to make adult decisions ?

No, the vegan threads are pretty much half meat eaters tearing apart vegans and vegans whining about how animals have feelings. And don't get me started on the fat feels threads.

What is off cyle

Cooking is amazing, you're missing out.
Fucking seared spiced steak is delicious.
Also nothing beats pulling and cutting a dead chicken to prep its fresh tender meat.

My girls has the perfect blend of fat to muscle in her ass, I hope she'll start squatting one day for more ass.

>earlier this year
>on hcg
>precum a metric ton and everyone I'm with thinks it's the real cumshot then I surprised them with a second load
>pretty good spurt too
>quit hcg cycle
>on hcg again now
>no precum
>a bit more regular cum than normal
>dribbling
explain?

fake hcg.
Damn, that was a hard one.

>w-why aren't women as attracted to roid bodies as I am?

except before I started my current hcg cycle I came almost nothing. As I said, now I definitely cum more but there are no precum showers and just dribbling this time around

cooking is awesome you can make things how you want them when you want them and its fun to experiment

just wish I was rich enough to throw away plates and pans and stuff once they're used as I hate washing up

I like eating, but i don't like cooking.

I was in the same boat as you breh. I just told her it's not fair that i do my best to better myself and you don't. I was just straight up. She first cried and had to hear out all that woman bullshit; you don't like me anymore, i am not good enough bla bla.. and then she hit the gym and now loves it. They will always see it as insult, but you got that play that game with them

Cooking for yourself is shit. Doing all that effort, just for what. I am just cooking as an investment to achieve results

>take tren
>develop urges to impregnate every female I see
THIS WAS NOT LISTED AS A SIDE EFFECT FUCK YOU

is it true that taking test permanently damages natural production in the body?

Yes and no. If you do pct correctly, you should return to your natty level, give or take a few.

In a way what's the point in taking juice if you are going to lose a fair bit of your gains when you come of it?

You know the way ou get muscle memory well how come when you get big and the come of juice and gonna try you can't go back to the juice size without juice.

Are I'm I completely mistaking here