Nofap thread

as an user once said
"nocturnal emission keep on the mission, hands on the cock reset the clock"

This is comically bad

I WANK 3 TIMES A DAY ITS THE BEST WORKOUT EVER

"Cum in your bed, more nofap ahead."

I've been doing this for years. Everyone who didn't listen to me has degenerated into sub-saharan iq. They will not function well in the new world. Buy bitcoin.

Score drops by half on the side profile.

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Am I gay for just staring at her face? I take glimpses down south every now and then. But I'm almost immediately drawn back to the face.

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Day 8 here. I was feeling really good yesterday after meditating but feel the depression coming back today. I think I might be hitting the flatline boyos, which sucks because I have a party tomorrow and want to actually be social and happy.

No you're just a pedophile.

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE CMON

better a pedo than a fag

wise words

nah all good my man

face>everything else

What the fuck is wrong with women?

Started nofap two days ago, yesterday I got a blowjob (no correlation) - I'dont think I'm doing this the right way.

>Why the fuck didnt you tell me to nofap and drink water earlier Veeky Forums?

We have been talking about this for 4 years user.

Ive never had a wet dream, is this normal.
>be 23

Did you fap though?

post full set

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I have never came while sleeping either

If you do that you have some health issues probably

does looking at this thread count as relapse? I think I just lost my superpowers.

Depends. Looking is actually a test boost. But beware my friend.

Looking leads to edging.
Edging leads to cumming.
Cumming leads to suffering.

Yeah but everyone talks about it ironically. Its genuinely helped me. You should start nofap. And cardio. Drink more water as well. Spread the message brother.

>cumlets

day 21 today
had a wet dream last night (first one during this nofap) about a big tittied blonde teacher who let me suck her tits during lunch break
i think i was in flatline before last night but i've had a boner most of today

let me rearrange your wording:
Started doing cardio and drinking water. No longer feel tired.
My dick is constantly hard. Strong, powerful erections.

Does nofap work if i have a gf?

i have one or two a month, do you eat your daily intake of onions?

You should nofap even harder with a gf. They are the ultimate gains goblins. You should also refrain from cumming and fucking as often as fesible. If ur gf needs to cum, lick her pussy

>jerked off 4 times during the last two days
>workout today went like shit

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

>mfw when I have no nocturne emissions
I have a lot of sex in my dreams (unfortunately this doesn't carry on to waking life). But I don't think I've ever came irl from those dreams since grade school, and that was from a really, really, REALLY weird dream.

>mfw I've discovered a new way of fapping and my streaks are getting shorter and shorter
Happened by accident one day while I was taking a shower. Felt better than regular old fapping. I don't even need to watch porn, I don't even need to think about anything.

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Hey non-fapers, do you also decline sex or just fap?

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

14 MONTHS REPORTIN IN

does looking without edging lead to peace then?

It's the shower head in the perfect setting that hits to male "g spot" trick isn't it? I love that shit. Haven't done it since I was younger but wow I remember those being Grade A orgasms

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THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=a557cee71752e148
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

"I'm a baby who soils its bed so I need excuses to turn it into a positive trait somehow"

sauce pls

post 1st pregnancy > pre preg > post 2nd, although i do love titcows i wouldnt mind shoving my face in post 2nd preg's chest

>Not having a nut schedule that take into account of fapping and sex.
Betas always looking for a way to cuck themselves.
NoFap is a soyboy movement.

Nah, I normally cum a lot (zinc 50mg+water). I did the “holy grail” cum stack back in June and didn’t fap for a week. It was like a geyser

Not consistent, maybe a quarter raw every week. But around 3/4 cup yellow a day (cooked lmao)

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILK, YOU LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!

I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

Why bother? I'll never get a gf anyway

Not with that attitude you fucking pussy

Any particular reason you think that?

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

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Isn't Nofap counterproductive when you're having sex because you bust a lot quicker?

>am i gay for liking women

Na. Stronger erections (dick starts looking/feeling bigger), higher sex drive (even if you bust quicker, you're ready to go again in less time), hornier, less chance of erectile dysfunction.

Overall, nofap is extremely beneficial if you're having sex on the reg.

thank you for killing my boner user. no longer tempted.

yesterday i took up my phone in bed and just looked at black girls getting pumped for 30 mins. It was a surreal. you know, just seeing the meat piston going in and out in and out.

you really needed someone to tell you to drink water?

Who is this goddess by the way?

Google image search gives me "thigh", which isn't very helpful

Do you have more sexual dreams if you stop masturbating?

I never thought in a million years I would consider nofap at some point, I used to laugh at people who were obsessed with pornography but my masturbation habits have been getting out of control for a few months now. The thing I hate the most if the random 'porn flashbacks' I've been getting, just thinking of random porn scenes when there's nothing on my mind. I'm actually kind of disgusted at myself, I'm starting nofap not for the placebo benefits but for clearing my mind. I hope it works.

I've done Nofap before for 20+ days and most of those benefits start to go turn around after the first week. Erection strength starts to diminish, especially after two weeks. One of the problems is being unable to sustain it because the slightest touch brings you to nut bust territory. The lower recovery time is true but even on the second go it doesn't feel quite right. The worst is if you flatline.

All of that actually made me go for 3-7 days between fapping. Every day is draining and Nofap is not only unsustainable but dangerous for your member. I read on some forum that a guy went over a year of nofap and didn't really get much out of it.

DESU I wish you could constantly be at a state of 4-7 day nofap arousal. Too little and sex doesn't seem interesting, too much and it's hard to concentrate on anything else. Waiting 3-7 days is the closest thing to that.

Well I think the key is that you need to be ejaculating at some point. It definitely seems unhealthy to go a full year without ejaculating.

If you're having sex at least a few times a week, I think it's extremely healthy to cut masturbation and porn out of your life for good. To each their own, but I find it really tough to have good sex if I've recently jacked off to porn. I'm not as horny, my dick is softer, and it's harder for me to get an erection.

Probably, depends on how much you fap/watch porn I think. I never had one until in my late teens, they are also rare for me cause I fap pretty much daily

>health issues
Lmao no they are perfectly normal
I feel sorry for those who never had one to be honest, the few I had felt better than fapping, maybe cause in the dream you think the sex is real

I have ugly teeth

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

Explain

yes

HNG WHO

Belle Delphine

There's a spot right under the penis head that is very sensitive. Really good for stimulation. I forget what its called but rubbing it alone feels really good.

SAUCE

>failed again

rip Piana

Honestly,
No fap works because it brings back random boners, morning wood etc.

The more your dick is hard throughout the day, the higher your test will be assuming you release at some point.

I have sex 7+ times/week, a 4plateDL, a 3.5 skwat, and a 300lb bench @ 15-20%bf.

Don't get confused about the cause/effect relationship.

>tfw nofap for 2 days and already getting wet dreams
welp

it's gemma my dude. gravure model

21 days is awesome. 18 days is my record. It seems to be fucking impossible to keep going.

No fap is for virgins to feel accomplished in their lives. No nut is just a meme, if you're sexually active with others you're doing fine unless you're a faggot.

I was just in nofap for about 50 days, I relapsed as I was in a pretty hardcore flat line stage, I don't really regret it. Honestly I think it's mostly a meme. If you fap and watch porn in moderation you're golden.

I'm doing it to avoid hairloss

What did i tell you last time you posted this disgusting crap. Now i'm going to beat you until your breathing stops.

It's wasn't exactly that, but I get that spot you're talking about. I got a handsie one time at a theatre and my date was really rubbing that spot. I couldn't friggin control my hips and legs and I was moaning, thrusting, and kicking chairs throughout the whole deal. It was irritating and extremely pleasurable at the same time, really difficult to explain. Good thing the theatre was mostly empty. I've been trying to replicate this in my alone time and I haven't been successful. I guess it's like trying to tickle yourself. But the closest I've gotten to it was rubbing my cock between thighs during a shower while I'm all lathered up. That's what I meant by accidentally discovering a new fapping technique in the shower.

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

THANK YOU MUTANT POPE

Please tell me she has a dick

Pls pls pls pls pls pls tell me that’s a porn star!