Gimme an opener lads

You must be pretty good at blowing big pipes

ask her how tight her embouchure is

Are you good at blowing that?

Nigger

ask her if she wants to start with /piano in the bed until you reach your fortississimo

...

>Hey there
Pickups lines are for losers

ask her why she is playing the saxophone in the woods

deliver op

>trips
You gotta do it and post screenshot or you're a faggot forever condemned not to be a chad

You can't not after these trips

IF THE POST IS TRIPS U MUST ACQUIT

nice get

Fucks sake

and we never saw op again.

>hey there
>there
>t h e r e
what are you a drama class faggot

9/10
10/10
6/10
Fedora/10
This one will get you laid

I love a girl who can play an instrument.
How about we go for coffee and if we have fun you can show me how you blow the flesh organ.

UHM AKSCHUALLY IT'S FREJA *snort* *adjusts glasses*

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Beta as fuck

>let's play together sometime, you blow, I'll finger

Much better that your little faggot words

>his name :)

Just open with "pls respond"

Don't be a pussy op

What would you say?

>Based Chad
Yeah but you forgot to tell him to respect the trips like a fucking autist

Y-y-you too!

Kusi Neekeri Persereikä Paska Pillu Homo Hitler :DDD

>Jew nose
>Even trying

>having a meme nose

send her a pic of your plate of minced raw onion and ask her what she'll do to you if you eat it all by yourself

>look at all these reviews of people who fucked me!
>there's even a girl in there, tee hee!
pass

Looking saxy babe

>Definetely would fuck again
That's the heartiest chuckle I had in weeks

Is there anything that screams 'creepy beta soyboy' more than pre-planned openers? Just say hi, you look cute, what's up. Like a normal man.

Damn, sax girls are rare. A tenor girl at that. Honestly wouldn’t have chosen this girl for Veeky Forums. She might be a keeper despite being a slut on tinder.

Would jam with my alto/10.

>taking tinder seriously
It's for irl shitposting and the occasional free fuck

Fuck nonce

Actually you got a point, most girls use it to for that too

I ain't a freya, I just puck a lot.

If ur a nog, are you a freya the dark?

I may not be your sister, but can you be my freya?

These suck. But you got 69 and two dubs. Honestly better than trips, so you move up to 1st in line.

Q: gyal wat dem breddren call a bombaclot gayman pirate?

A: A Hattie Hwoy

0 dignity

this

Samefag

damn... why didn't this app exist when I was 20...?

;_;

"Could you borrow me $5? I would take you out on a cheap date and fuck you afterwards in the backseat of my '98 Civic"

Nope

>he's actually a phoneposter

>not phoneposting in your comfy bed at night
Stay seated, soyboy. Remember to keep your posture in tune.

>staying up late
Never gonna make it

>borrow me $5
Didn't finish school, eh user?

>I'll flying tiger your Copenhagen
>I'll stick my (BOA) in your Falmouth
>I'd like to put my 19 Centermetrin in your Paassa

Op, deliver deliver, the trips of this young nigger

My tummy started hurting because of thanksgiving.
>tfw cheat day turn to cheat winter
Fug

Blow me like you do with that sax

I gotta bag it up.

You don’t blow a sax like a bepis you idiot.

>user London
Who of you guys fucked her?

Ayo if this ad is targeted then I'm sorry bout your migraines.
I actually FUCKING CONQUERED mine by massaging my traps with a lacrosse ball when it starts, but YMMV

>tfw no qt trap to massage

>Gimme an opener lads

Hey girl, wanna play my piccolo

Not targeted ads. I still get Hulk Hogan, Chumlee, and Matilda death ads all the time. Also I never get headaches. I had a teacher that had migraines, used to always miss school because they were really bad. My condolences to all my Veeky Forums bros with them though.

Its a girl that uses Tinder, why would you ever want that?

I'm finna lick you like a new reed

>It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex ; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct.
>It is only by a coarse, vulgar and sexualized definition of "beauty" that woman can be called beautiful
>It is only through a lot of unnatural cosmetics (which includes not only makeup, but plastic surgery, fancy clothes, hair removal, tanning, and so on) plus extreme efforts that go beyond nature (extreme dieting, physical exercise far more than is normal, and so on) that woman can be considered sexually appealing in anything but a prehistoric, grotesque sense.
>The "stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race" is also hairy and immensely grotesque-smelling in the state of nature such as women existed throughout most history...men were only attracted to this in order to satisfy an animal and brute impulse, and in order to make children that would support one in old age.
>Only under conditions of advanced civilization and leisure, and through the unnatural and extreme efforts hinted at above, can the woman be made to look appealing at all. But even then her bestial, animal nature still shows itself in her violent and brutish behavior. And so one is reminded, secretly, of her primal and grotesque origin as a "stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged" hairy, foul-smelling, hoarse-throated creature.

You dont blow on bepis at all

Speak for yourself

Are you Freya this Friday? Because I have a tree trunk you can sit on

Ota Tää :D

"Please tell me you're not a wiccan make-believe witch."
If she tries to play smart and repeats what you said then follow up with "Please tell me you're free Saturday night" or whenever is convenient for you. Then set up the time and place. Maybe take her somewhere pagan and slay her.

I think she's trying to be funny with the whole slut bit. She might be fun.
Open with a photo of biscuits and a bottle of wine on your bed.

Sex bätäng

Can you play the rusty trombone?

play me the song of your people

Can you fit that thing in your mouth.

Obviously you tard.

Any good replies yet?

Went right over your head.

hey saxy lady, u want some onions?

let me eat ur bum

>"Definitely would fuck again!"
fucking kek, very nice
>user, London
is she a Veeky Forumsizen?

O N I O N
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No you just aren’t funny, user.

"whats with the tuba"

guaranteed response

>invite her to join my band
>bond over music making
>???
>profit

Oven dodger