Are the Women of tinder high test?

You decide what I say next.

We've got 2 so far.

>matchlet
>already messaged all his matches

come back when you have 1k+ matches and someone is actually replying to you, nigger

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Why would I have 1k matches?
You delete your matches when you add them on Snapchat you cuck.

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what's the bird icon in your notification bar?

and how are you getting girls to reply to this?

t. khv

>It would be HILARIOUS if I messaged them the latest Veeky Forums meme and then uploaded the pictures to Veeky Forums!
>I'm so random!

Pathetic.

NGMI

low test beta

Tribal wars.
Because I'm a pretty good looking guy.
Do you want to have fun and play dick about suggesting replys or complain?

snapchat is for fucking normies

>and tinder isn't
Fuck off back to plebbit

thats not random, sounds planned.

You're a cuck buddy, you find a nice girl on tinder then bring them home to meet your parents and go watch the titanic in your folks basement.

>plebbit fag detected

cringe

snapchat is for frivolous normies
tinder is for getting sex which i can understand.
what i don't understand is the urge normies have to constantly share video and pictures of the inane everyday bullshit they do with each other.
lmao stay butthurt you know i'm right fucking memelord faggot

I hope you have a good day friend

awwwwwwwwwww did i hurt your feewings?

Maybe you'd find out if you had any

>Snapchat is for frivolous normies

Matchlets, when will they learn

Opening with
>Hi
is less effective than opening with something retarded, as long as it's fun retarded within normie standards

>(((facebook)))

Nah man, why argue with people on a Korean sheet folding forum.
Just enjoy the day.

Serious question, why not delete your matches you're done with every month or so?

>the virgin organization
>the chad mess

This.
This is the kind of shit you do when you are literally 12.

You have me there friendo

unmatch NOW

You have it so easy amerifags, there are less than 300 girls within 40 mile radius of my city.

Fucking eastern Europe man I swear.

I'm not in America, Im pretty sure my country is the least populated in all of western Europe.

Irish?

Yes

>it's another gymcel posts another tindr/grindr topic, showing why you should never prioritize lifting(and still looking like shit) over social skills.

>never going to make it

So he can look back and stroke his ego

Hmm, why not... thats what I'm doing right now. AMA

Interesting, do you like getting immediately unmatched for having plebian taste in vegetables?

FUCKING DROPPED

Special delivery OP, don't fag out

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nice

>doesn't respect dubs authority
>thread dropped faster than these tinder thots
Figured you'd bitch out.

he just burned you op

>white girl listening mobb deep
>you saying it is a good choice

Question was asked to here long before hlthe dubs commented.

What kind of fucking name is Teia?

didn't know that the golden one listens to mobb deep

Dubs gets to decide this one

Because my cock smells like putrid onions baby

"ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558"

Not going to making it

tell her that's she's a low test boy and that she will NEVER make it.

As you can see, I am very fit. And I wouldn't be able to do this without my daily raw onion. You see, onion is a natural testosterone booster, which means more gains and more libido, so what do you say? sex with this horny ogre?

W-wanna smell my breath?

Lol ur a bitch.

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

I am eating 1 a day to drive up my testosterone and make me a better lover.

Question.
If you have to put up with the smell of onions but the sex was better and you orgasmed more often would that sound good to you?

Because i love men and eating onions.

rolling for this

send her this

CHECKED
DELIVER OP

NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers.

Checking those quads, this is the one

fuck you

incoming "lol she unmatched me"

Quads of wisdom

Can the mods do their fucking job for once?

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based

i dont think it's feasible to weed out all the onion threads currently

embrace it, and people will get burned out on it quicker. your type of post encourages the behavior

kek

You actually delivered OP you fucking madman. Bravo.

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Dubs decide

Also if anyone gets trips I'll post screen shots of me turning the smelly cock one around

Rolling for the Onion God

no, you're eating it like those eyeholes from Rick and Morty xd

No, but i would like to eat you because you are as sweet as an apple

yeah, just like im gonna eat your ass like an apple

reply

goteem

rollin'

k

I'll do it now but man that's fucking weak I was expecting something more gruesome

just post it man

fag I have the dog of protection anyway

Good, because I am a high test sex warlord

Don't send it man.

fuck off cunt, just post it

WINRAR

You cunts still have rolled dubs for the other one yet.

are u a pajeet user?

WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE

Shouldn't have sent that one brah

No I'm a 6ft 2 blonde haired blue eyed Irish guy.

The dubs decide

Just called yourself Retarded from now on

youll be the first to get bogged on the day of the harvest