>onions increase test 300% >shit blows up on Veeky Forums, spreads to /pol/, dozens of threads on both boards >will (((sommer))) posts about it, journalist guy >dozens of media outlets report on this within two days >pol shoah's all onion threads >pharma and jewish shills come out the woodworks >Veeky Forums mods deleting onion threads left and right for off topic, seems they only want 6 to be up at a time.
It really makes you think. What business does the media have in attempting to stop a bunch of virgin retards from eating onions unless it's true?
Blake Flores
first!
Colton Cruz
They want you weak, docile and compliant. There's no room for the strong independent free thinking man in this world. Have you not noticed the trend? >meat bad! >testosterone bad! >working out bad! >onions bad! >here goy, eat this high sugar soy-based meal replacement and watch this new Netflix series!
Samuel Sullivan
A. The study was done on rats, and even though we share close DNA, it’s not exact B. Veeky Forums has blown it out of proportion and it’s getting fucking annoying C. Other foods also increase test
Justin Cox
Pretty much this. I've noticed a large number of shill posts in the onion threads. They always use the same language and even copy-paste shit from other threads.
Like it has been said, even if onions are a "meme" (fit likes to use this word too much), they are still a damn healthy one. I literally cannot fathom how pathetic some of these people are when they want to crucify you for eating onions.
Jose Robinson
This. A thousand times this.
Fellas, just because you think you find something that works and then a bunch of people come along to tell you why you're wrong doesn't mean there's some giant conspiracy out there to stop a bunch of gymcels from eating onions or whatever. and yeah, as the other guy said, there are other foods that increase your test, like red meat and stuff. you people are just annoying as hell, so stop it. eat your damn onions, i don't care, just shut up. also, , "they" only want six threads up at a time? six threads is a lot of fucking threads for one topic. maybe they're trying to keep every other post on Veeky Forums from being about fucking onions. some of us like to come here to see other, non-onion related stuff. just go back to your onions, stop freaking out about conspiracies to kill you (which if such a thing existed you would be dead by now, just be real), and leave the rest of this board the hell alone. you have your six fucking onion threads at a time, go post there.
Michael Reed
>I need to eat onions because my normal test is low
Im glad genetics is killing off numales
Brody Price
>Fellas, just because you think you find something that works and then a bunch of people come along to tell you why you're wrong doesn't mean there's some giant conspiracy out there to stop a bunch of gymcels from eating onions or whatever.
>First onion thread on the 18th >within days there's over a dozen media sources telling you to stop eating onions
There's no conspiracy goy, keep drinking your soylent goy.
Josiah Jones
I’ve been gone for a while, this is fucking hilarious that there’s damage control about fucking onions of all things Stay fucking amazing lads
Grayson Gomez
>seems they only want 6 to be up at a time. isn't that more that enough. i like onioin and have eaten alot more than most all my life. but why do we need to have more than one tread on it, there is not 50 million copies of every other thread being posted every other day. if you can't figure out what different foods do your body, what have you been doing inh what to your body what the fuck have you been doing in the for your entire life.
Luis Hall
>hey guys I'm going to do this retarded thing >"don't do that, its retarded" >look at all these shills trying to stop be being a retard, must be a conspiracy
Juan Adams
>eating onions >retarded
spotted the amerifat
seriously all jokes aside, how fucking dumb to you have to be to think eating onions is a bad thing? inb4 muh it tastes bad. You aren't supposed to just fucking eat the onion raw you literal abo, you're supposed to mix it in with food.
Jeremiah Flores
have you had your daily recommendations of soy yet, my good goy?
Lucas Turner
SOYBOYS GET OUT
Carter Thomas
It seeps through your pores. Plus the meme is about literal unprocessed onion juice.
Easton Lewis
First of all it's not a meme. Second of all the guy who posted about drinking onion juice was obviously trolling.
If this isn't shilling you are literally retarded. It's a fucking vegetable, mix it in with your meals you amerifat fuck.
Hudson Brooks
Can't some one just fucking do this and post the god damn results. Fuck me.
Parker Baker
The meme is literally to eat raw onion and drink onion juice >that's a troll, don't do that So you agree it's a stupid meme and shouldn't be followed?
>cook and eat onions with other food That's not what the meme is, and everyone agress that's normal and healthy
Asher Watson
I wonder who could be behind this post...
Ryan Sanchez
People have been doing it and posting results. One user did a log from day 2 to 3, another did the same.
Can't find the 2nd user post because lazy, this is just the stuff I had in my history and found easy.
Joshua Hall
You are completely retarded. Too retarded to argue with. Everyone knows you can't cook it, but have you never had a fucking salad, or mixed onions into your eggs? Or ate anything not from McDonalds? Just how fucking thick are you?
Gavin Scott
These just seem to be placebo effects
Sebastian Moore
>I fucked up and admitted I was wrong. Better call you retarded to attempt a save
Michael Cook
>mixed onions into your eggs unless you're drinking raw eggs, dem onions are getting cooked
Lincoln Thompson
Who cares if it's just a meme. It's actually pissing them off. For some reason the soy boys, deep down in their collective unconscious, have an irrational fear of the onion men. They are triggered, they are worried and anxious. Psychological warfare is half the battle.
Keep at it lads
Alexander Garcia
>placebo
Even if its placebo it can have very real biological effects
Also reminder to drench your onions in hot sauce for extra test gains
Christopher Gomez
> traditionalist pic You know this isn’t supposed to be political it’s health maximizing Look I really hate how it’s clogging up the catalog for something that’s not crazy
Joseph Edwards
Onions have estrogen. This is just another Jewish trick to turn us all into docile complaint women
Oliver Hernandez
I’m waiting to get my blood work done before eating onions You need to see someone’s test before and after when experimenting
Nolan Murphy
Wtf are you saying
Adrian Howard
there is health in politics healthy and unhealthy politics
David Rodriguez
Good user. We need some test subjects
Anthony Nelson
...
Michael Richardson
>its okay to be white no media attention >lets eat onions for extra test plenty of media attention >thinking.jpg
Ryder Diaz
> it’s okay to be white had no media attention Did you recently leave your cave?
Ryan Cook
>please goyim don't use our weakness against us!!!
The soyboy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cuck, beta orbiter, nu-male, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a soyboy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.
Caleb Hughes
>this is one of the antionion shills
Did soyboy trigger him that bad?
Evan Harris
I’m you can eat the onions but keep it in one thread You see how /fraud/ keeps steroid discussion in one thread and now /vegans/ keep it in one thread so put all your shitpost in one thread too
Brody Lopez
>You see how /fraud/ keeps steroid discussion in one thread and now /vegans/ keep it in one thread so put all your shitpost in one thread too
>Steroidfags and vegans keep their shit in one thread
L M A O M A O
David Nelson
there were a couple of articles by literally whos, while onions were reported by actual journalists
Luis Gutierrez
They do though I feel like they are just talking about it because we are hated by them
Christian Hall
not that user, but fuck you are dense, scramble your eggs put raw onion in after cooked. you've never cooked a meal that don't just require you to put it in the microwave have you.
Landon Perry
Please do this user. Im actually really curios to see someone before and after numbers
Michael Stewart
All of your threads are belong to us. You cannot run, you cannot hide. We give no warning.
The Onion Man Cometh
Nolan Brooks
Onion man AAA AAA AAA Master of the soyboy! Champion of the Shrek!
Christian Sullivan
>start eating raw onions and post about it publicly >media goes haha look at these retarsds eating raw onions >people click it to see said retards; driving ad revenue >??? >jews
Dylan Gomez
>antionion Who was your english teacher? He's crying right now
Adam Fisher
this anti-soy shilling is also retarded
estrogen is a hormone that males not only tolerate but actually require in a certain range of values in order to protect joints and sex drive if you don't believe me then drop a bunch of aromasin and report back
microdoses of phytos in soy won't throw this off unless you literally eat huge quantities every day
Michael Kelly
>shills against onions >shills for soy >not a shill
Shills really are the poorest quality of person, no self reflection or respect at all.
Chase Carter
I don’t think you can shill against something user
Alexander Cox
>anti-soy shilling is retarded >shills for soy
Jackson Nelson
The threads deserve to be shoad because the general population needs to be protected from radioactive levels of autism.
Regular person - onions may increase test. Veeky Forumsard - EATING ONIONS WILL GRANT ME MAGICAL TEST ELIXER AND MY LIFE WILL BE CURED
If 6 threads isn't enough for that retardation then idk go share the good news in real life or something.
Liam Ortiz
I'm not shilling for anything i'm just debunking scaremongering
I'm not gonna force you to eat soy user
Jace Gonzalez
>awaits news report about a smelly dyel dressed as an ogre harassing passers by about the gospel of allium >witnesses say his breath stank heavily of onions and cheap whisky
Levi Brooks
>be an intellectual >do my own research on onions >nothing in their structure indicates they are able to increase hormone levels >sensibly chuckle at low IQ mongrels on Veeky Forums and /pol/
Owen Ross
Putting onion in with steaming hot eggs Yeah user. It sure is ""raw""
You faggots are getting desperate to avoid admitting eating an onion like an apple is retarded
Daniel Mitchell
/pol/ is giving Will Sommer his career
Juan James
Eating them raw is retarded and possibly dangerous for your health.
Isaiah Robinson
It doesn't have to be political, but it's been made political. Deny it all you want, but a Western man seeking to maximize his masculinity and reach peak masculine health and performance is very strongly associated with some strain of conservatism among liberals. I'm pretty sure there's also a genuine correllation, so they're not necessarily wrong in their assessment, just immoral in their desire to stop it.
Charles Clark
That's only a half Soylent Grin. He can still be saved.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
My fucking sides i love this meme. Never fall in the sip meme but this is so cheap so why the fuck not
Eli Murphy
That's indeed an interesting concept for news/blog. Are thr blogs just like that text or does he usually mock, difame, or slant right wingers?
Nicholas Harris
It's okay to be masculine but you guys are trying to reach toxic levels of masculinity.
Leo Kelly
This. It's ridiculous thatbtrying to reach peak performance is looked down upon. This generation is glorifying non archievers, or people whise archievement is making complaining about a non issue also virtue signaling
Jordan Kelly
had my first onion yesterday how many to eat a day?
Jaxon Williams
conservatism will only inhibit your masculinity by subjugating the divine self to ideas like the state, morality and god
randian atheism is the peak masculinity ideology; masculinity is forged in the flames of objective logic and merciless competition
Joseph Gutierrez
He's a "journalist" that just weakly tries to burn anonymous /pol/ threads and memes.
Kind of like those guys whose entire careers consists of scrambling to get the spiciest, smuggest possible retort to every Donald Trump tweet. Every time POTUS blocks somebody it literally is news because these people are the news. What a fucking ridiculous world we live in. Social media was a mistake.
John Powell
>meat bad! how is this a shill eat ur chicken stay away from steak
Hunter Rogers
if you're looking to 'maximise your masculinity' then run 1g test and 1g tren and stop beating around the bush pretending onions will do anything worthwhile
Jason Gutierrez
Toxic levels of masculinity ? How can masculinity ever be toxic? Can you explain?
Serioulsy, it seems to me this is just like facebook, the idea of trying to make everyone the same. A female being femine is toxic. A male being masculine is toxic. You must not rise above your peers you must be stuck in the mud with the comment folk.
It's guys spreading normalizing shit like this, that makebme listen to some consiracy tards. Suddendly the idea of certain elites wanting to merge the gene pool and makes us all to the same and just be consumerist whores starts to seem more real. Diverge a litle from the norm and you are toxic.
Tyler Williams
>t. soyboy
Julian Cruz
I actually am not interested in the onion thing and am not a part of it outside of the fact that many of my meals include onions because meals include onions. I'm just making a point about the political aspect of health and fitness as it relates to Western men specifically. Also >run 1g test and 1g tren weak willed faggot that has lost sight of the goal of unification of mind and body and has dumped 100% of their being into arbitrary strength and size statistics
Isaac Hall
Oh, for a moment I was interested. Though he just reported current right wing retort, concepts, issues and memes.
Noah Jackson
beef is natural source of creatine
Aaron Ramirez
>men aren't religious >everything in life can be dealt with by deferring to objective logic >but also being illogically obsessed with competition The absolute state of your fedora...
Gabriel King
>political aspect of health and fitness Fuck off to /pol/.
Samuel Myers
One per day should be enough.
Tyler Sanders
Milk. Onion. The official foodstuffs of the alt-right.
Pretty much the entire western culinary palate is racist now.
Landon Rogers
eating onions works, pic related
Elijah Morgan
>How can masculinity ever be toxic? Can you explain?
Shaming men for "feminine" traits such as having emotions, not acting heteronormative and caring about other people (especially the less privileged) than yourself. It happens on this board all the time. Critics were right when they called /v/ the Cathedral of Misogyny 5 years ago. /v/ has bettered themselves but Veeky Forums and /pol/ have taken over the role.
Angel Gonzalez
>toxic levels of masculinity
explain this
Christian Thomas
S O Y B O Y O Y B O Y
Ian Garcia
weak willed? you try going though the sleepless nights, loss of appetite and still forcing yourself to eat, sweating buckets in winter and taking every ounce of with you have to not kill everyone around you for being irredeemable incompetent idiots holding you back then come back and tell me about 'weak willed'
Brayden Williams
>DIE... WE'RE GONA... >WE'RE DONE FOR... HAHH
wtf is this shit
Tyler Wood
objective logic in pursuit of an aim
simply put min-maxxing your share of resources and hence neurochemical reinforcement
the only logic needed is that you enjoy it
Jordan Gonzalez
Try reaching your peak potential performance over decades of relentless dieting and training.
Jackson Cooper
caring about people who will not provide good returns on your investment in them is objectively maladaptive behaviour
Cooper Harris
...
Jonathan Evans
Yes competition, the very foundation upon which all life is based, is illogical.
Getthefuckoutlmao
Jordan Sanchez
That's inhumane, don't you think?
Wyatt Wright
>had my first onion yesterday What the fuck.
Americans don't eat onions?
Alexander Sullivan
Are you a faggot or a girl?
There's a HUGE difference in having emotions and caring about other people and being a effeminate man who cry a lot.
You're probably a girl, only girls have this way of thinking like: "a men have to say he love me every time to I know he real love me", "men have to be more sensitive, why they don't wanna spend the whole afternoon talking about relationship? probably they don't care about us." Men have their own way of showing affection, emotions and love. We don't need scream to the world how we love our family. And a brotip, take care with men who talk a lot about emotions and is like a "Don Juan", maybe he only talking what you wanna hear to fuck you.
Zachary Robinson
>Pretty much the entire western culinary palate is racist now. Well, milk and onions ARE white...
Jeremiah Perry
A man who wake up early to work and provide his family is a man who care and love the family even he don't speak about that.
The entire history of men show how men love and care woman protecting her from external enemies.
But now, in a modern day where the society is more "safety", women don't wanna a man like that, they wanna a "buzzfeed guy" who will cry with her watching a romance movie.
So, there isn't a toxic level of masculinity.
Juan Anderson
my point is that you contradict yourself by claiming that men are ideally foundationally logical in every aspect of life, but then refer to one of the most fundamental aspects of masculinity, insatiable competitiveness, even when there is no objective reward for winning a particular competition, other than dopamine. I.e. doing things because you have an innate desire to do them, not because you determine through faultless waves of logic that the positive result will outweigh any potential resource or opportunity costs. All this to say that dismissing religious faith (which is, in the Christian sense anyway, man striving toward the unreachable ideal) on the basis that man should strive for pure logic is philosophically naiive. It glosses over too much of human nature and doesn't address any real aspect of humanity.
Anthony Ward
>eating vegetables is retarded and possibly dangerous for your health. the absolute fucking state of americans
Nathaniel Wood
>watch chick flicks with gf >she gets pissed when I dont show emotion
fuck sakes
Jack Carter
Wrong. Some veggies like cabbage and spinach can have negative health effects if eaten raw often but not onions.