Tfw no musclefag bf with a huge butt to use as a pillow

>tfw no musclefag bf with a huge butt to use as a pillow

What do

*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

>tfw no bf to cuddle with
I lift to forget my loneliness
>tfw I still feel

Im a musclefag with a huge ass, will post for some shekels

Why can't you get a bf doe?

>no twink bf with a nice ass

>mfw my BF has a small ass but ive got a stable of fat booty boys to call upon

Here you go

All boys who are intrested about me are fat furries or old men. Dunno where all normal gaybros are. And every time I tell someone I like guys it huge suprise for them. What if I'm too straightlike and I'm even out of every bros radar.

>have best fit friend
>we lift together
>he's fine with holding my hand and kissing me on the cheek in public
>insists that he's straight and won't let me suck his dick
>mfw

Please post

Would cuddle and spoon you, honey.

Does dick size matter much for squat ass anal?

Depends if the top likes you to cum on his face handsfree while you ride him

I hope you aren't fat or weird

What matters is titty size XDD

I'm not fat, but weird to a certain extent

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

I bet you are kind of gay

Here we talk our feels and our needs to be touched by another bro. It't special bond you can't have with a girl but only at another man's arms.

>I bet you are kind of gay
Sure, aren't you? I'd like to use your huge ass as a pillow XDD

>XDD
Fuck off wierdo

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This semen demon's got some nice dick sucking lips.

Is this actually possible?

To you gay guys, do you mind if a guy has a bubble butt but also some lovehandles?

If face is cute, why not

Yeah
>pic very related

What does that feel like?

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s-source?

Seriously

It feels like cum is being pushed out of you.

By request

fembois > musclefags

Lose the boxers.

Lol no way

I agree - I'm a bigger guy 6'2 210lbs and my twink bf is 5'11" 135lbs, he LOVES bigger guys and points out the cute big dudes on the train to me - I find musclefags to be kind of gross but hey, that's diversity, right? Opposites attracting and all that

TL;DR twink butts are best, says Mr.Bear

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How's this for ass?
(no homo btw)

Very nice - much like me you have a big butt with some hips - is your favorite exercise squats?

would smash

Yeah. I try to squat everyday now.

I got herpes from eating ass. You faggoty virgins are delusional.

Spankable.

What are you gay?

How would posting a picture of my naked ass constitute being not gay? Im genuinely curious.

You said no homo right?

Are you him?

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What does the dick feel like?

>tfw know a musclefag with huge ass. he's dtf but doesn't want to be my bf.

Guess I'll take what I can get.

Mfw all the gays in town are either over 40s desperate for any kind of physical intimacy because their wives aren't putting out, absolute cunts looking for someone to pit their penis in or crusty sluts. Fuck, why is it so hard to find a bro Veeky Forums? Why can't I meet someone who loves lifting and has a nice personality? Fuuck, I just want someone to hold me and tell me that watching me squat and hip drive made them unbelievably horny. I want someone to cook big meals and stews for, someone who I can watch up next to and be happy with.

>tfw no beefy bf to grab your ass and dick you down

*put and *wake up. Excuse my retarded phoneposting

:^))

I feel ya dude same shit in my town. Such is life sometimes. I just want a guy to lift with and then kiss desu.

LONDON
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Posting our butts is what we do

Bro that's all I want too
>tfw

Can you post a direct side angle too please?

You look fantastic :)

Wow
On the preview I thought it was a girl :3

Literally only closet pedophiles believe this

>tfw no muscle rump gymbro bottom bf

>tfw no one has updated this pic with all the newer Veeky Forumsizen butts that have been posted since

THICC

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post arms you sexy autistic beast.

It's like your cum forces it's way out of your dick but it feels really, really damn good.

t.twink

Cant post right now, maybe later after class, would need some more shekels tho.
And yeah, no homo tho

>be 25
>social autist
>khv
>not even thicc yet
>not into hookups, very conservative on that front
I'll just die alone.

Like this?

Fuck you look so good! Very muscular ass! Can you post more? Direct back ass shot with no pants

And maybe a torso pic and a pic of your thighs if I’m not being too demanding, sir :)

PS thank you so much :)

Height age weight country? How long have you been lifting?

Do you use a dildo or vibrator?

My dad has the best old man ass

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>didn't post the full version

How to get this mode

>25 pushing on 26
>made the brilliant decision to study in Russia to save some money
>every gay guy in the area is psychologically fucked because lolrussia
>language barrier means I'll never really "connect" with someone on a level higher than a casual friendship
>experiencing young love is escaping my grasp
>I'm gonna end up like those looney 40 year old daddies scouting out young trophy boyfriends
>I will never experience developing myself and my life alongside someone else
>the clock is ticking
>oh my god

>>made the brilliant decision to study in Russia to save some money
Where are you from? How far from your home country is Russia?

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this webm is really satisfying to watch
mind if i save it?

East coast of Americastan, so pretty much the other side of the world.

Bratyyyy download mamba qnd fuck some hot prozzies

>implying that homosexuals can experience anything even close to real love
Y'all wanna tell him or should I

>moved to Russia
>from America
>to save money on education (which is bs since you CAN get a good education in the US cheaply)
>bonus points: you're gay
I don't want to call you stupid user, but that was a bad choice

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masc homo fit is best fit

>tfw gay guys hit on me
I feel autistic because I don't know if a dude is just being friendly or wants to suck my dick
Same with women
One time I didn't even know a broad was into me until she started to undo my pants while I sat on her bed. I watched her fully undress, just assumed she was going to change her clothes or something.

I have low self esteem and sex is scary to me.

Dude I regret it every day but I'm too deep in now. If there's a silver lining it's that a scholarship is easy as fuck to get here as foreigner, and you make easy money teaching English to ameriboo slavs. You get treated like a celebrity especially if you're in Russia's midwest.

sounds like when I lived in japan
had to leave for that reason though, wasnt my place to pollute with my presence, same reason I broke off my engagement to a japanese woman. not mine to take. enjoy it while you can I guess

not a fucking weeb i swear to god you gotta believe me

Are you fit, tall and handsome? Do Russian gays try to hit on you? Do you tell your pupils you're gay?

So you like men or women?

Which one has the best ass?

suck him when his asleep

DILF

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please tell me there's more of this

>mfw i hear girls make fun of guys who have muscle bubble butts in public

Which has the worst?
You know what, just rank them all.