Fuck your onions

>>Nobody has tried it yet, so there's no way to know if it worked aside from the rat study
Nobody has ever tried eating onions yet. Nobody has ever eaten raw onions daily. Do you know how dumb that sounds
>>The supplement industry would never want onions to be the next big thing because they are cheap and easily obtained. Concentrating it into a pill is counterproductive to the consumer.
See >>It's onions because that was what the rat study used. We all wish it was something easier to eat and less smelly. oh well.
So youre willing to eat that nasty shit daily and deal with the smell just for the small chance that it does raise test slightly? Sorry but thats pathetic

>Sorry but thats pathetic

Wrong. It's dedication.

Nobody has eaten a raw onion every day for an extended period of time. Nobody has recorded the effects of doing so.

Raw onions are great in sandwiches and salads. They are healthy. The alleged test increase is 300%. A bit more than "slight."

Hmmm people like Arnold didnt eat raw onions daily, he must have been not dedicated enough

Fuck off

Dedication is going hard at the gym every day. Its waking up at 5 am so you can lift before work. Its eating even though you are full and nauseous.

Following every meme fad that people claim to raise test is looking for shortcuts. Its trying to look for ways to make easy gains by raising test so you dont have to work as hard in the gym. Its the opposite of dedication.

If you want to raise test so badly so you can get ripped more easily without having to put in as much work why dont you juice already.

Don't discuss with troll. Report posts, don't answer in threads and move on.

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>no goy don't eat those onions! Instead buy my bathtub chemicals!

You dont actually fucking believe you will come even close to raising test by 300% dont you? Even half of that would be pretty damn crazy and bodybuilders could all stop roiding forever and just eat a bunch of raw fucking onions every day.

I dont know when this board became so goddamn retarded

What the fuck is this post

Rodent studies say 300% Nobody here knows for sure if it will work, but we're all willing to try. Onions are cheap and healthy anyway. It doesn't hurt.

>My cum even tasted like onions
how would you know that user?

>nobody has tried eating onions
You dense faggot nobody has recorded or measured the results of eating precisely one raw onion a day after previously not doing so
>wahhh it’s so nasty!

You sound like a massive pussy. Onions are good for you regardless if they raise test immensely.

Oh looks who’s fucking moving the goal posts now.

>it won’t do anything

>lol it won’t raise it by 300%

So? If it raises it decisively then it fucking works. Why are you so ass blasted about anons giving it a try?

That's not what the poster is saying at all you dumb as fuck frog retard.

Go back to pol and suck trumps tiny orange dick you faggot.

>and my face looked estrogenic and less androgenic the next day.

wat

>>Onions are good for you regardless if they raise test immensely.

So are pretty much 100 other vegetables that dont taste like shit or make you smell

Also somebody on the bodybuilding forums tried recording it. He took onion juice, which is, exactly what they used on the rodents. Here is the last entry he made:

Day 7: Can't believe its been this long, is that correct? Anyways I have been on about 60-70 ml the past couple of days, and its starting to get bad. I got an upset stomach 2 days ago from the juice, and my sweat is starting to smell when I workout. Its happening I'm starting to smell like one big onion and I am going to have to change my bedsheets. I was constipated yesterday too, I think the juice threw off my daily dump routine in the morning. I honestly don't know if its raising my test levels at all, I still think it would be too early to expect any changes. I don't know if I am going to take my daily shots today, the smell is getting pretty annoying. I am probably going to call it quits.

Sounds like a great idea no? I hope all you pathetic losers falling for this meme starts feeling the same way as he did

A considerable portion of people on this board already lift.
It's not raw-onion-a-day OR lifting, it's raw-onion-a-day AND lifting.

this is fucking retarded, just buy garlic and peel it yourself, soy boy

Somehow I doubt it. I think most of the people falling for dumb memes like this are DYELS and nu-males trying to get rid of their low-test beta existence

>Hmmm people like Arnold didnt eat raw onions daily, he must have been not dedicated enough
Because he roided, you flaming faggot. Also the two concepts aren't mutually exclusive you brainlet. Fingers and thumbs.

JIDF member #60000000, please remember to refrain from profanities for maximum shill efficiency. 1 gram of protein has been deducted from your shake.

this

>my face looked estrogenic and less androgenic

what did xhe mean by this?!

kek

The most annoying part about this whole meme is, is that Veeky Forums pretty much acts like they stumbled upon some new, groundbreaking stuff.
While if you look around on forums, people have been posting about this and trying this for a long time. Its easy to find posts and youtube videos about it from 2010 and earlier.
Yet somehow, despite people having talked about this, and trying this for at least a decade, it never caught on. Why? You might ask
Well the conspiracy fucks from /pol/ will most likely tell you bullshit like, its the media and the jews trying to silence it.
But the more likely truth is that it barely does anything and its too damn disgusting to continue for a long period of time

DYELs maybe. But nu-males fear the testosterone, they don't have the desire to optimize their levels - afraid they will become problematic for their feminist friends.

Same with fasting, everyone knew about it for ages yet now people are drinking snakes piss or some shit

>No Im not a shill and Im not a jew
t. Jewish shill

>if the onions gave so much of a boost 300%(+)women would experience some physical change if they eat them daily
>what is endogenous versus xenogenous testosterone
Fucking brainlet.

if people have been knowing about the research for a long time, alot of people must have tried it.
i find it hard to believe that nobody measured their test levels before and after and threw it online.
yet it seems impossible to find any records of how that shit affects test levels in humans
why the fuck is this?

Actually, nutritional and molecular medicine in general have been fucked, functionally dead fields since the fall of the Soviet Union/DDR and have only recently had a resurgence or any interest in the west whatsoever.

>Quercetin
>estrogenic
Stop shilling, it's actually anti-estrogenic
academic.oup.com/toxsci/article/82/1/70/1651726

With your argument, any new revelation will be denied under the assumption that "well if it was legit, someone would have already discovered it!"

You're such a moron and you don't know how to reason. You accept your whimsical conclusions because you're afraid of learning the truth

I come to you with a fps from 10 years in the future

>be me, a 18 year cashier at Trumpmart
>Just chilling, it’s pretty slow today
>What’s this smell? Rancid onions and sweat
>Looking into the distance, I realize what it is
>A hamplanet of a person is riding towards my register in his mobility scooter. His basket is filled to the brim with onions and Mountain Dew
>He finally reaches my register, his mobility scooter schreeching in protest of the immense weight
>The stench is unbearable at this point. I’m holding back the reaction to gag
>The blob begins to speak, his jowls slobbering and spraying saliva as he does
>”Boy, do you want to know the secret to my manliness and high testosterone?”
>Shocked and disgusted, I can’t think of anything to say
>”The secret to my manliness, is 10 raw onions a day. The Jews are trying to keep this a secret so everyone is stays a soyboy like you.”
>What is he even trying to say? Half his words sound like they come out of a flat earth conspiracy video
>Finished with his speech, and done checking out, the human gravity well leaves, slowly taking his stench with him

>cant even read the study he posts

"The natural flavone quercetin and isoflavone genistein induced aromatase activity 4- and 2.5-fold induction"

Except its not new dipshit. The research is from 2009, and people have been making threads about it on bodybuilding forums ever since. Many people have tried this.

Yet it never caught on, do you know why? Because it probably doesnt do jackshit except make you smell.

New revelation my ass

More round/puffy, more blushing and lesser skin quality, look less masculine. I'm really autistic on details so it's not a day/night difference but I can still see it. My hormonal balance is fragile tho (was on propecia before), it could take much longer for others to see a difference but you also have to be very observant. Some people don't notice a difference until their shit has been JUST'd to the point of no return.

kek

>not dicing it up and sprinkling it on steaks, chicken, salads, etc

Shut up you autistic faggot. Someone should beat you ti death

>that picture

Fuck off back to your containment board, weeb.

Screencaped!.

>low-test onionfag
>calling someone else a faggot

Kek

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15937998

The stimulation of cell proliferation by quercetin is mediated by the estrogen receptor.

Faggot.
KYS now

It’s my first OC

Faggot

Veeky Forums Civil War: Onion Edition

Shrekboys vs Onionshills

Thank you for confirming you’re really just a massive pussy.

>waited until now to post his “failure story” to make his point more credible”

You’re so full of shit

>Not linking to bodybuilding thread

never gonna make it

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=123853381&page=7

Here you fucking assholes. Its from 2010 even. So nothing about this whole onion shit is new.

Next time spare me the effort and just fucking believe me ok

>anecdote of someone stopping because he is too much of a bitch to carry the experiment through
wow, what solid proof that it doesn't work

>trying new food trend for improved health purposes
>start feeling like shit, being constipated and smelling like shit
>BETTER CONTINUE

Youre fucking retarded

not gonna make it desu

people also seem to forget that, in the research the onion juice was directly injected into the rats stomach. not even rats want to touch that shit lel

>not even rats want to touch that shit lel
This is the same low energy 'argument' that vegans come up with, like "meat is dead animal flesh". What kind off numale gets convinced by this weak shit?

Finally someone said it

>Finally someone said it
>Finally
>someone
Nigger every onion thread since the beginning has been full of screaming caps lock paid shills who didn't even know how to greentext or answer posts and desperately tried to stop people from eating onions

>I'm not a shill and I'm not a Jew
lol k

Next time someone tries to tell you how something is,listen to them.
You people are worse than women when it comes to paying attention. You only hear what you want to..

>

My soyboy told me after I sprinkled it up his ass.

Do I sound like that? No. Youre full of shit.
Im coming up with good arguments that most of you have yet to refute.
And Im not trying to stop people from eating onions. Im just amazed at how easily people on this board are pursuaded into doing something retarded if people claim it increases test

But then again, nowadays this board is probably 50% incels spamming 'no gf' threads and /pol/ fags spamming crap about plastic and onions and how the jew government wants to lower men's testosterone on purpose.

Eat onions until you drop dead for all I care. Just stop spamming the board with this dumb meme

>Being this mad about a popular vegetable

Still there has been a hard push against this meme in media and by shills on this board, it's not your average mewing / nofap / don't sleep on your side / eat cum to save protons meme. Also
>doing something retarded
Onions are veritably healthy in all sorts of ways, it's not retarded to eat vegetables my americlap friend.

Lol, fuck off you little turd.

Truth hurts huh?

Americans don't know how to peel garlic.

Yes, onions are uncomfortable to eat soyboy, now go back to the discord you came from

Sorry i don't consume any soy or soybased products. faggot. Go eat your onions so you can get "high test".
Meanwhile,the entire internet is laughing at you and making fun of what a moron you are.

Onions are healthy. It's okay to eat onions.
Do these words make you angry?

Whatever, this meme will die out fast. When people will realize they cannot be bothered with the eating raw onions daily and trying to counter the smell from it

Stop. Onions are the shit.

>trying to counter the smell from it
Cuck. I make people smell my stench, because I'm not a faggot.

lick my nuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUUts and my buuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUtt u faguuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuutt

the problem is indeed much more complicated, but onions are quite good and probably do help a lot.

Serious question - can you cook and onion with either a stove or an oven? I've been meaning to learn how to cook them for a long time.

With how mad onion bros are getting, I wonder if maybe it actually works. Dunno might try it.

That's why mediterean and middle eastern women have moustaches and the guys are so fuking hairy.

smelling like a dirty pajeet isn't a negative aspect?

Why avoid potatoes tho?

too many starches are bad mang

HAH! Only 8% increase in testosterone after 3 months of exercise?

MY PRECIOUS ONIONS HAVE SHOWN TO INCREASE IT BY 300% IN JUST 20 DAYS!

Gymcucks BTFO, Ill be sitting at home eating my delicious onions getting shredded

this.
onionfags keep repeating the same shit over and over.
ITS HEALTHY!
IT HAS NO NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS!
ITS JUST A VEGETABLE!
WHY WOULDNT I TRY IT!

No wonder u fucks are virgins if you dont consider smelling good an important aspect of your appearance.

Yes you can, cook them with your meat in the oven and they get delicious. Alternatively you can saute them with a bit of oil and salt and they will be just as delicious. Throwing some in sauces (while cooking) also is good.

Dont forget to chop them up though. Eighths are usually good enough but you can go smaller

At least where i live garlic goes easily 6~8x more expensive than onions

Garlic is also much more potent than onions.

Onions wont make you fit but they are a great detox, just like garlic.

Haha kawabunga my melanin enriched /bro/s, memes are on point, neat as heck!!

And remind them, fuck drumpft!

Soros shills can't keep our test levels down any longer. Stay strong onionmen!

Collect more evidence...but yea. I may be a bit cucklike for going down this route. But when this onion thing came out, I was on the route to nolvadex. The Aromatic inhibitors. Some more clever user may have found a less lethal in the long term shortcut. The onions may be doing exactly that.

But the problem with all of this is that my estimation (of only 30% of it being plastics) may be completely wrong.

But additionally, it may be up to 60% as the people do not eat meats, and eat sugar, also have a problem with too much estrogen. So...all in all I am not so sure if its only the estrogen blocking properties, or the lack of certain minerals that MAY make onions so well. Im keeping an ear out for you guys though. Good luck. Doesnt matter if I did so much trouble to find a good way, as long as we can reach a sufficient return of natty test.