Am I doing it right bros?

I’ll cherish you lovingly after we kill four bottles of wine

ROLLING

hey you just stumble on my cat fish acount OP.

You wanna cherish these nuts in your mouth?

well damn literally earliest dubs possible

Proof you sent it?

im not him i was just gonna go with something else kek

Aight boys I answered premature but I hit her with that double text cause of dubs

>p-pls respond

You fucked up with a desperate double message. This is why you never message without us you useless faggot.

Shes definitly gonna answer if she answered that first message

Op here

I hope she doesn't respond beta fag

Listen here lil bish, i been drinkin tnight if youre takin this seriously i hope you eventually lose your virginity nigga

I've fucked 5 girls in the last month. I can tell by the way you desperately talk to tinder girls you've probably not fucked more than 5 girls in your life.

Double texts are fine as long they're immedi......
>that time stamp
You fucked up.

retarded fag

Lmfao ok man and nah I used to be a fat fuck so I started late. Sittin at a solid 6

should made that one message

Ikik but i got to the thread late, didnt want to dissapoint tho

Ill post some pics of her, shes a lil chunky monkey thats why shes gonna answer

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>304 km away
wew

>304km away
What the fuck is wrong with you? You must be the most incel motherfucker on this board to fraternize with a roastie that far away

I thought itd be funny, plus that distance means shed probs send nudes so I wanted to share with yall

You’re good people OP

Ok seems like a fag, let's give good advice

>implying sending a double message is bad

thats only if you send it hours and hours later to get her attention again. breaking up a thought into two consecutive messages instead of a long one isnt bad you fucking aspies

I admire your spirit

Look at the timestamp retard. He sent the second message like 30 minutes later

See you guys know whats going on, thanks for not being virginfags like those others

You can salvage any tinder conversation by simply saying "I eat ass"

You do you OP, good man

You hamming it up with the natives again, commodore?

Jesus Christ you're fucking retarded. Btw calling other people virginfags just outs yourself

Impossible to say you arent cause no one believes you on these threads, but people that take this shit serious are definitly virgins brother. Otherwise i would be taking all of yours' advice