Tfw no gf

To me, when a girl lifts for it's own sake, it bumps her down a couple of notches for me, with regards to wifey status. As far as hooking up status, it is attractive. When I see couples in the gym and the guy trying to guide his girl through training that was designed for a man, they both look silly to me. Plus if you work out with your girlfriend, you aren't committed. If a guy has girl, he should work out for long term health and strength, and move on, not go to the gym to be seen.

Friend of mine convinced his gf at the time to come to the gym with us and had her bring a friend. Somehow got 'em to just do squats and leg exercises the entire time while we just did our own routine.

That's the life.

Moose has convinced me that I should work on fucking a female rugbyplayer tho.

>tfw no fs
Kortney Olsen.
You should know this by now.

I have a video where a man does the same thing to another man's dick and it cums buckets

I cannot post it because this is a sfw board

Chicks that do squats and leg exercises and don't focus on cardio end up with thin calves and legs flowing up to a slightly bloated lower butt and gut that they think is gains but is really just fat and bloat from the extra protein shakes bodybuilding.com recommends.

Girls that were actually athletic or balanced healthy to begin with either did sports in high school, or don't have a complex that they need to body build. Female chads don't lift.

Why aren't there any thicc muscle girls in porn who don't have a clit dick and look/sound like a dude

tfw had a gf with them quads

sigh

It's such a shame, user. I just want AJ but a lil' more buff.

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Because for those who can't acquire status and wealth can achieve something which others can't due to lack of motivation/will power aka gainz

Who the fuck am I supposed to date when literally every man I encounter is already long taken? There is literally no man who's a decent guy with decent looks who doesn't have girlfriend. Most of them have been with the same girl for several years already. So what is left is
>complete losers
>men who are too good looking aka Chads who just want sex so not worth even pursuing
>old (30+) fuckboy men

It feels like there is nothing available once you start approaching mid twenties. I'm not even uggo and over the last years I've grown out my hair, trained, eaten right, used to dress nicely and apply make up so I am relatively attractive with good body. I always thought that once I get better looking I'll find someone but nowadays that isn't the issue, but finding a decent single man truly is.

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Should've settled down for that guy in highschool, roastie.
You're used up goods now.

haha okay raffy

hahaha roastie roastie roastie
u smelling toastie toastie toastie

>that disgusting shower wall
I just want to take a tanker of bleach and hose that room down GODDAMMIT that's vile

Gee how romantic

STOP POSTING CUTE MOOSE PICS, my heart always feels weird when I see her.

>old (30+)
Are you literally retarded? Why wouldn't you prefer an older man?

33 here, fuck it I'll toot my own horn. I have what most 20-something will only have in a decade - a steady well-paying job that allows me to travel and eat in fancy places and buy whatever the fuck I want for myself, a home I bought with my own savings, already got my diploma and out of uni, I have knowledge and experience with relationships and people and the world, and most importantly I know myself; I'm a fun, interesting, good-looking, intelligent, mentally and financially stable man who's now literally at his sexual peak, that has been lifting for 7 years non-stop. I just got out of a 4-year relationship because the idiot cheated on me on vacation without covering after herself and I told her to get fucked, she now keeps calling and chasing me on social media to try and get me back because she realizes I was her golden ticket, but fuck her, I'll find someone else who respects me more.

Older men are most often literally better in every capacity than people a decade younger than them. If nothing else, they can afford a lifestyle you're not used to and are more interesting to be with since they've seen and learned more. Do this now, because by the time you're in your thirties, neither them nor the 20 year-olds won't bother looking in your direction - just ask Veeky Forums.

this

Hey can you go ahead and not post that picture again? Thanks

Same...
Only I'm 22 fresh out of uni...
And my parents bought me a house, so i cut one corner there...

Whats wrong with women your age user ?

>Whats wrong with women your age user ?
They reek of desperation and are starved for any sort of sexual validation, which is very off-putting to me. It makes their entire behavior feel phony and I can't trust their words because there's a nagging voice in the back of my mind telling me they may see me as a target rather than another human being. They're almost always still single because they were too picky, which at the same time means they've played the game so much there's rarely a moment of genuine personality when getting to know them since they're so busy trying to manipulate the conversation and me into liking them, instead of putting the cards on the table and seeing if we match. I hate phony people and I hate the thought of someone pretending to like me only because they need something from me even more. Younger women may be more childish but at least they're excited about stuff.

Also the body starts drooping at an exponential rate past a certain point, especially if they haven't maintained it (smoking, drinking, constant hair dying, tanning in the sun etc.), they cover it up with make up and clothing but some of them look like a Chinese knock-off of a barbie doll.

But you can't make gainz,none of you losers can

>this is romantic by slav tier, good for them
>........
>someone has to be taking the photos

Imagine she acused someone of rape and he shows this wemb as proff he coulnt rape her

I'm like 90% sure there's a video of her out there saying she was raped and that's why she started working out

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>that sinister hunger in her eyes when she finds out about your inheritance
>that brief span of seconds when she does mental calculations to figure out how long until your parents die, so she can divorce you

>old (30+)
>Are you literally retarded? Why wouldn't you prefer an older man?

>33 here,
Stopped reading right there. Young men, listen, the guys who made it no longer shit post on this board.

>shit post
If you think that was shitposting I have no idea what you might think of all the onion threads we have lately.

I rarely post, mostly come here for laughs once a week or so. I mostly post on /diy/ lately.

>tfw new gf