ITT: Keys to becoming a chad

ITT: Keys to becoming a chad

>sleep without a pillow
>take ice cold showers every morning
>don't get into the elevator with women

Nothing will make you 'become' Chad. Chads are born, they are not made. It is possible, however, to become the best version of what you're genetically capable of becoming. Both your mind and your body can be improved if you continuously work on them. After you've got a 'base' down, so to speak, it's all mindset from there.

I agree living a spartan lifestyle is a good way to go about it though. Avoiding stupid materialist and consumerist bullshit, opting for a less is more approach, don't gossip or talk shit, look people in the eye when you talk to them, etc.

In short, just be the best you can be and live with integrity according to your own rules and morals. Or, if you're a Christian, be the best Christian you can be. In short, it's just ascending to the point of not giving a fuck what a woman thinks, not the one in your group of lads who's the 'beta' (for want of a better term), knowing when and how to say, "No," and STICKING TO IT (how many times have you seen some faggot say, "I'm not going to fucking do that," or, "I'll beat his ass if he fucks with me," or something along those lines and when their manager at McDonald's tells them to clean the shitter they do?), and, finally, living life on YOUR terms physically, mentally, and spiritually.

Anyone have that graph that shows alpha/beta/omega/gamma males? I think I definitely am advocating more for the 'Omega+' lifestyle than the 'Chad Alpha' life... but, you get my point.

There is no such thing as chad
It is simply an image created by lazy neets that portrays everyone who put more effort into things they want to achieve

>ways to become a Chad

1.) accept that it's never going to happen

ulan burayada mı sardınız be

>tfw take cold shower
>tfw -30 outside and poor heating at home
WHATEVER IT TAKES, RIGHT BABE?

But chads are made. They're made by strong dads. There are tenets to being a man, which is all a "Chad" is; a fully realized man and not a beta momma's boy.

It's always 18C in winter at home where I live. Cold is always with me.

As long as you continue to suckle Mommy's tendies, no amount of self inflicted suffering will make you a man. If anything, it's a child's foible to believe some ritual or mumbo jumbo will make them into a man. Go and become independent, strong, and unwavering. That is what it means to be Chad.

>>sleep without a pillow
What?

Fuck chad. Its all about the superior VLAD
>long silky hair that bitches love
>dark mysterious aura that makes bitches want you even though theyre intimidated
>Can make bitches wet because ability to play instrument
>lunas, liliths, and normie stacies want your cock
Face it even chad fears VLAD that he cant make contact when VLAD is around

oh hey mark

unfortunately for Vlad all he gets to smash are fat goth chicks with jack skellington tattoos...

>don't get into the elevator with women
wut

Vlad here, Vlad mode is over-rated. What you want is Monte Cristo mode

Is that Tommy Wiseau?

If you're not chad rn, chances are you won't ever be

It's the lead singer of Type O Negative

How to become a chad: stop wasting time with this bullshit and live your life. You getting laid does not hinge on the temperature of your showers, just get a fuckin life man.

He ded.

Literally tl;dr brah. Non chad-detected

this, a male role model is very important to a child

there's a reason why fatherless men are overrepresented in jails

Nah, chad is subjective to what a man wants to become most. For instance a college frat bro might be considered chad to some guys but another guy might say “no he’s not chad this is *pic of David Gandy*” so chad is attainable to a lot of people. People like zac Efron, tom cruise, johnny depp etc are all swooned by women yet they don’t even reach king of manlets status of being 5’11 and many other instances where Veeky Forums‘s autistic dick measuring requirements aren’t met yet they are STILL chads. Are there some men who objectively meet every retarded requirement to be an ubermensch? Yes but there literally such a small percentage of men that concerning yourself over the fact you’ll never be them is why you’re still a beta or sperg.

take cold showers and dont ride elevators with woman. Do thus austistic shut and ul become chad guaranteed

no man, tommy wiseau is alive!

Here.

1. Be born attractive with a big dick
2. Lift
3. Keep lifting
4. Get a vasectomy
5. Get a 6/10 sub to practice fuck
6. Get good at fucking
7. Keep lifting
8. Start dating
9. Keep lifting
10. Keep dating
11. Keep lifting
12. Keep dating
13. Give up on the notion of a good woman
14. Fuck stacies
15. Keep lifting
16. Consider going gay just to have a good partner
17. Keep lifting
18. Keep fucking stacies
19. Get blindsided by a good woman
20. Fuck her good so she stays

If you can't swing #1 get plastic surgery and that pornstar dick extension operation. Everything is attainable.

Don't take cold showers
Hypertrophy takes place due to inflammation. Cold water reduces inflammation.

>sleep without a pillow

Nigga I got acid reflux and if I'm completely parallel to my bed my shit is FUCKED UP the next morning

that's serial killer mode

>Leave Veeky Forums

Does more than anything else combined

Tommy Wiseau is as Alpha as they come

>18C
>Cold
Where the fuck are you from?

Lan, ne turkce yaziyorsun? amk

>MUH
>GENES

Betas would've been selected out of the gene pool ages ago if that were true.
It has some part. It's not the end-all-be-all.

I actually did the no pillow thing for like a year. if youre a back sleeper its probably good but if youre a side sleeper its just going to fuck your shoulders

Explain the no pillow thing

Not him or op but i thinks it's to correct your posture if you are a back sleeper. since your head will be pulled back to a ?natural? position while sleeping. Having a pillow under your head will give you forward head posture.

Not sure how true it is but it makes sense.