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/fraud/ - dedder thread edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, dick length and circumference, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

Yes, we can tell you how to dose your AI in exchange for a good meme.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a double retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

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jerry I need help

I suspended a bunch of accutane like 3 months ago and it went great. did it again a couple of days ago, pounded the shit out of the powder to make it as fine as possible and then... it just clumped together once I put the alcohol in. same dosage, same everything, but now it's just a fucking clump that refuses to dissolve.

I'm guessing the powder expired or some shit? I don't know what to do, it's been like 5 days

There is absolutely nothing worse than having puffy cheeks/cheek fat no matter how low your BF% is.

It's the facial equivalent of gyno. Surgery is the only choice. Except this one is impossible to hide unlike gyno.

i don't currently roid but has the powder been exposed to air? it may have degraded from light or oxygen, maybe other factors?

Take your AIs kiddos

How much more beneficial would doing my first test cycle next year when bulkan vs now cutting

Cutting on your first cycle seems retarded, just bulk and watch your macros if you're worried about getting fat

What's the most basic babbys first safest cycle. 100mg test/week?

Did PCT with clomid only, 2 and a half weeks. Started 20 days after last pin.
Blood results came today.
Apparently i'm fully recovered after 2-3 years being on.

How is this possible? I though it will be struggle for at least 5 months.
Will discontinuing clomid fuck me up?

Bump that to 500mg test/week for 12 weeks

I immediately put the powder in a ziploc bag after my last batch and then I stuck it in a drawer. sunlight and oxygen are unlikely.

I guess the powder did go bad or something, though I'm more wondering wtf I can do to salvage this, if anything

Do you unironically think that you can't sculpt the physique towards your goal? That the difference between Bostin and Bumstead is genetics/insertions?

Why is it advised to have a low bf% before hopping on your first test cycle?

Cosmetic reasons? Health?

you can work hard on lagging bodyparts, you can't change how your muscles will look. insertions do matter my dude.

It's genetic. There are anorexic girls who still have puffy cheeks.

Mr olympia competitors are at 6% bf and have moonface.

Nice, I've been blasting and cruising for 4 years now and plan on coming off eventually. What dosage of clomid are you running? I would personally extend my pct a few weeks after coming off such a long b&c

50 mg first week and rest 25 mg

did you really get the bloodwork while you were still on clomid?

Yeah, was curious. Still gonna do another blood test after discontinuing.
My balls restored size after 5 days.

get the test when you have been off everything for 2 weeks.
No shit your test is higher when you are on drugs that raise test levels.

look for a second opinion PLEASE however you could try warming the oil... this could get the reaction going

maybe whats happening is a filler? probably not though if it didn't happen before.

But not directly tho.
I'm just happy it works .
Don't care about HTPA, just doing this for fertility. Then i'm back on.

ah, alright, then you should be good to go.
Let us know how it works out.

How is the semen volume? up already? no homo.

It's up. Wife is excited for some reason because she saw my balls in full size for first time.
Funny.

Most women like that.
The one thing my girl does not like about me being on is that I don't cum as much as I used to.
My ex had a coughing fit because I came so much in her mouth lmao.
Not I can hardly call it a cumshot.

She was so excited one day after she was gone for a week or so, I came all over her face loads of cum everywhere, she loved it. kek

>It's up. Wife is excited for some reason because she saw my balls in full size for first time.
Post ball progress

*now

fucking phone

Lol that just reminded me of that skelly girl with the crazy roast beef between her legs. I guess you're right. She's nothing but skin and bones and has a roid moonface from what I remember

Honestly I'd end myself if my face was this round at 8%

water retention from GH/high cortisol

chemical penis enlargement dot blogspot dot com

so boys you can actually grow your chode...if you want to spend hundreds/low thousands and inject your dick every other day.

>Tfw you have stayed literally the same size and weight since last week but can't help but feel like your arms have shrunk whenever you look in the mirror.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Oh man I remember that. She was so meaty.

and you are on steroids?
pls no
you look like you don't even lift, not even natty.

You're not helping.

I am serious, your arms look like a 14 year olds that just discovered pushups and pullups 3 weeks ago

Was referring more like this, she's very slightly less anorexic than skelly girl but the moonface is WAY worse.

Skelly roastie has a good face imo, its just that shell turn into kim jong un the moment she even leaves anorexia mode.

>pay 6k for gyno
>pay 4k for removing your cheek fat

I should just sell my body to the gay mafia or something.

Oh man, I must look like an infant then.

>body dysmorphia automatically tells me everyone in the thread looks better than me.

Tbh yeah it's bad. I'm at lmao1.5pl8 OHP but my arms want to stay sub 17in. Even on my first cycle of gear.

Before gear I was at 14in so Yolo.

Guys if I want to BnC can I hop on tren?

>youtube.com/watch?v=eEockO0zB9M
>Use low dose of accutane 10mg every two days

Anyone has experience with this, does it work?

It doesnt. Accutane needs to accumulate in cells to be effective. Check with your dermatologist. Dont do this on your own, side effects are nasty.

I think shes adorable. I would date her

Honestly I think if I dropped the tren, dropped some digits and restricted the carbs my bloat face would go away. The gyno won't though so at least it's only one thing

how tall are you?
if you are not a manlet 18 is where it starts to get interesting, 19 is big and 20 is huge

you can blast whatever you want, just weigh the risk/reward and don't be stupid.

oh and 17s for 1.5 plate OHP sounds about right, when I started gear my ohp was 1.75 plates and my arms were 17s

you probably do

it does, killed 99% of my roid acne, and it was gone for 2 years or so, then tren brought a bit back, nothing major but 1-2 pimples on my shoulders/arms, started 20 mg 2 times per week again and I am 100% clear again.

no sides at all besides crazy dry lips, especially in winter.

He might relapse on low dose and not everyone tolerates it well. I had lack of energy and difficulty in gym.

>king of manlets 5'10
I look decent by normie standards and I'm near 200 lbs. I need to cut. But fuck me you made the dysmorphia worse ;_;

In all seriousness though I'm struggling to make these fuckers grow especially my shoulder width. What do.

Hey working on my dating app game

How to take my mugshot? Like what's the best way to show your face? I have a pic with a dog and a pic of me outside grilling food but a selfie for my face that photofeeler doesn't like. Ideas?

Any other advice?

I would watch out for dry joints.
Relapses are possible with low dosages, the higher the cumulative dose the better.
But high doses are no fun.

But imo trying a low dose is pretty low risk.
Worst case you stop it and sides are gone in a few days.

I've been on for just over a year without hcg and about to start 500iu twice a week

Should I take progress photos/measurements with callipers

no idea bro. i could never figure that shit out. i just got a tranny gf instead

normie standarts are shit, when you lift natty for 2 years you are big to normies.
So many normies thought I roided even before I hopped on.

Sure you are ok when you compare yourself to shit, but why would you do that?

What do you mean? are your shoulders too wide?

Get a good routine, some steroids, good work ethics and time. Loads of time, even on steroids. Work everything 2 times per week, maybe 3. progressive overload.

Of my balls, forgot to mention that kek

Do it brah

>tfw filling out my comfy winter sweaters
>delts finally don't look like complete shit

>larger, probably natty guys at the gym clearly struggling with lighter weights than I max out
explain?

Leverages, manlet

>tfw your sweater that fit fine last year, is now hard to get up over your arms

...

tfw largest h&m shirt size is almost too tight on arms and shoulders.
Shit, those are about the last good looking cheap shirts.

keep your degenerate behavior to yourself plz

Sorry can't do it.
Especially when it is on topic.
You wan't some more stories?

Iktf bro

what's your excuse for not shooting gay porn?

I wish /fraud/ embraced test/tren/mast combo

yall would look so sexy, but instead you look like bostin loyd or crusader

It seems like even if I fuck up my macros/eat 1000 extra calories on tren that I wake up at the same weight but leaner. I like it.

Iktf boyo

Winter sweaters are a nice delt/trap showcase.

how big are your arms?
I needed almost 19s to really fill them out.
245 at 6'

bimbo makes me feel good about my 6 inch penis

>that chest ink

there's a reason why he's a bottom

Isn't this the guy who transitioned into a ((girl))

...

When does the bimbo/Chantel santini kino drop?

Can anyone vouch for a good source for MK 677?

v2.enhancedathlete.com/product/mk-677/

it was nice seeing you hang around user

Jesus fuck the will respond section of POF is gnarly

I like my hairline though

Bold move kiddo

POF is for guys/girls who are 6's and below. Normal looking people use tinder

Hey now buddy watch yourself. I am a five star man I will have you know

thanks dude. I'm still gonna do my DD, but I appreciate the response

Sorry I was just being jealous

Who else is /cryptocomfy/ right now? I'm thinking of all the stupid darknet shit I bought with Bitcoin when it was at $400 and what it'd be worth now. Hindsight is 20/20 I suppose.

Just run the meme hair routine masT posted...

he runs shitload of mast and his hairline is doing fine

If you know of a better dating app for finding slam pigs and trannies please let me know.

>he runs shitload of mast
why do you talk without knowing anything. wanna know what he runs? 80mg of mast/week

Honestly not that big, maybe 18-19" with a pump. Been neglecting direct arm work trying to fix it now

Looks shopped af

Who's gonna be taking it in the ass?

If his legs didn't look so fucking weird and ugly he would look amazing, not the he doesn't already but it looks kinda weird and outputting

Friendly reminder to funnel some btc from Sterons account into savings
BTC 9.5K
Spent so much BTC on GH over the last year would have had so much more,

Yeah I'm starting to think I should just buy 20% more whenever I buy btc and save it

Could try what the other guy said and heat it up, but be careful since its alcohol. Double broiler plus vent hood on
And its the same proof and Accutane batch? Beyond that, does it break up with a good stir/shake?

>And its the same proof and Accutane batch?
yup
> Beyond that, does it break up with a good stir/shake?
it does not. even when crushing it it barely breaks up now that it's in liquid. was completely fine powder before mixing

what can i do about high LDL when taking tren and winstrol

I am sorry masTer...

this is the study about gear blowing up your masseters

Honestly no idea
Try heating it or diluting

im a bitcoin idiot
where do you guys buy your btc?
coinbase?

A 5 by definition is normal looking

dyel

With my current physique the only porn I would fit in would be those weird Japanese ones where the cute jap girl gets felt up on the subway by fat greasy old men

Same

This is literally the best kind of porn though