Be me

Embrace it. Befriend chad and become his protege. You are billy now, user.

Why is Chad so benevolent, anons? Does he pity us? Does he want to guide us on the right path?

He's nature's aristocracy.
It's not a matter of pity it's just his way in life.

Chad essentially used billy as a prop to show the girls how alpha he is. Billy is being helped, but Chad is reaping most of the gains in this relationship

>billy

can't be a coincidence bro, chad is making you ascend into the chadness

It isn't mutually exclusive it is possible for them both to gain and besides he has given Billy more than Billy has given him considering that Chad never needed Billy in the first place.

I don't even care man, as said, that guy would never need me for anything.

I need you anons now to tell me what to do

obviously I can't say my name is billy, and what do I do with the facebook firends list thing?

But Billy is losing his personality in the process. What does it matter for Billy if getting the low-tier pussy Chad is helping him get means he has to stop being himself and turn into something else?

Life is inherently transformative. The question isn't if OP will lose his personality the question is when and what will it change into. Chad is guiding him through that process towards the light.

>ywn get looked at this way by a hot milf

Fuck my life up famalam

methinks Chad Thundercock wants some of that Billy boipucci. Your new facecrook account needs to be for your male escort agency, Billy. You can rule that campus.

Is billy dare I say, /ouraspiration/?

I'm by no means a chad, so don't take my advice here for granted, but can't you just say that you don't have a facebook, because you care about your privacy or something like that? Just exchange phone numbers if you need to stay in contact with any of them.

They'll think he's a creep

I mean:
>take my advice here with a grain of salt.

You are Billy now you ingrateful little shit. You are Chadricks squire. Your job is to assist and learn. This is it, Billy. This is your ticket out of here.

Make all the settings in your profile private, including friends list. Fixed?

next stare them in the eyes and say "what the fuck are you laughing at, bitch?"

Their pussies will start flowing 10/10 works every time

You can only play that game if you're Chad.
Something you guys need to realize is that we live in a woman's world now and you have to play their game if you want to participate.
Social media is a way for them to snoop you and make superficial judgements about the image you project. If you don't let them do this they'll just assume that you're a serial killer or something.

Robert doesn't have a personality, now Chad has given him the opportunity to be anyone he wants as Billy

What anime is this?

the thing is chad only said his facebook name, I don't his phone and I won't look for him in the campus and ask for his number like the loser I am

great call mate. But about the name, billy or robert? I thought about putting robert with nickname billy as Robert (Billy)
I guess I'll tell chad my real name and say he can call me billy and we'll make up a story about it being a childhood nickname
Chad is a nice guy, this can't go wrong right guys?

>Billy is a nickname
>But Billynon, Billy isn't short for Robert
>No, it comes from Billy Club, and there's nothing short about it.

Robert shippuden

You have been taken under the Chads wing, Billy. Embrace your new life. Godspeed.

YOURE GONNA ASCEND INTO CHADHOOD, TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT OP

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him not knowing your name is his fault and problem, not yours

if you're going to make a facebook, which is good if you want normie friends, then use your name, whatever name you're comfortable with

you dont need to change your name just because someone got it wrong

tell me this is bait... please

just say billy is your middle name Jesus Christ

In the Bible, names were given to predestinate the named one
Chad has given you his blesson, embrace it.

I now, under the eyes of God and his son Jesus Christ, I now pronounce you born again under the chad name Billy.

give him another Name too, call him pete or something like that.

Billy will be your regnal name, King Chad has named you his heir.

Robert "Billy" Thunderwilly

>"user, why does Chad always call you Billy when your name is Robert?"
>"That's a funny story actually. When we first met I told him my name was Bobby, but music was playing and it was really loud. He misheard it as Billy. He's been calling me Billy ever since even though he knows my name is Robert. He says it fits me more or something. That's Chad for you."

Make an account and see how it goes, NSA already has all kinds of info about you anyway because it's 2017

beta as fuck
just say that that's an inside joke.

>Chad said to Robert, "I also say to you that you are Billy, and upon this willy you shall conquer the fillies. And the hate of goblins will not overpower it."

make a fake facebook profile
> Billy Fay Chnaym
hit up Chad
> Hey Chad lets schedule the workout, I wasnt aware you knew my name
meet him at gym and workout while having fun with stacies
if all goes well he or you after workout says
> Great workout we should do that another time
If he says this or says yea its time to confess that you are a sperg.
>you know im a complete retard when it comes to social things. My real name is even user i just made a fake account. I could use some help in that department.
then just go with the flow user. You might get lucky and be taken under the wing, you have nothing to lose.

Just say you deleted FB and social media because it distracted you from studying

Lol just say your name actually robert to chad and let him tell the girls later your real name. Also just do your normal sets of bench no shame in that. You will be progressing anyway. This is your chance to get friends with chad. Use it. Have fun and dont be an autistic piece of shit.

No that's beta as fuck.
>He calls me Billy because when we met that's what he guessed my name was and I went along with it for a laugh. Now it's just a bit of an inside joke between us.
There, now you've established that you're easygoing and secure, have a sense of humour, and are good friends with Chad Thundercock, and you haven't actually told any lies so it won't bite you in the ass later.

Robert = bob = bill = billyyyyyy
Problem solved

you just made a new friend
go workout with him
go on a double date with the girls
billy is not your name
don't talk about your name
if it ever comes up that billy isn't your name it is your nickname
if you can't make any good story bout "billy" up just say some shit like
>watched a movie with a highschoolfriend way back
>blabla some scene blabla some guy called billy blabla your friend called you billy cause you look like the actor or some shit blabla people sticked with it and it just sorta became your nick

don't overthink it. nobody gives a shit about you.
you are nothing
they are nothing
only the chad matters
as long as you got chads favor everything is fine
don't try to be the hero
you aren't
try to learn from the chad
be the chad
feel the chad
n..no homo

this, you are inferior to chad, learn from him

He's your golden goose man, you might have to blow him but thats worth, think of it as transferring some gains each time.

Make Billy your nickname, who gives a shit? You have the opportunity man. Mind you this is based on it actually being real

OP do this

Who the fuck cares, just go with it. As old Billy Shakespeare knew already: "A rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet."
Make up a backstory, if somebody asks. Like, how you like Shakespeare and thus some friends call you Billy.
Good luck, Billy!

Okay boys

I created my profile

It's just Robert last name, no nicknames in there, I also set everything private like an user had said here. I'm going to add chad now and send a message saying "hey chad, billy here. Well, my real name is robert as you can see, but I like the nickname. When are we doing that training session with the girls? Already taking my sips"

though I don't know if he'll get the sips part
fuck i'm so autistic

Assuming this is real and not some 14-year-old-fat-girl-tier power fantasy
>Billy is your nickname because there were too many Roberts in your highschool friend group
>You workout with Chad and get to know him; DO NOT spend time outside gym with him. Messages are fine but he'll dissassociate if you try to spend all your time together or message him too much.
>Start researching things Chad is interested in so you can have a proper conversation, even if it's topics you don't really care about (football, etc)
>Make a facebook and make your first post something like "Can't believe I'm making a FB account again lol". If anyone asks, you had a crazy ex who kept bombarding your timeline and making throwaway accounts when you blocked her.
>If you look like shit embrace it. It's better to be "That strong guy who should probably cut but is self-aware of it" than "That skinnyfat guy who should workout and is self-deflating about his body". Never seem self-conscious, even if you are.
>Ask Chad to hook you up with X if you don't know her and he does. If you just want to lay then bullshit through the conversation and make comments like "Youre pretty hot though Id totally fuck you".

>I guess I'll tell chad my real name and say he can call me billy and we'll make up a story about it being a childhood nickname
>Chad is a nice guy, this can't go wrong right guys?

It can't go any worse than not even trying.

Please for the love of god do not include the sips part.

I'd also leave out the girls part to start, that's something that'll come up later.

This would make a great movie

You're fucked

I know this is fake but I'll humor you. Billy is your nickname. Make up an interesting backstory.

This whole story seems fake.

Great post m80

heh heh heh

welcome billy

read the sticky okie

ur gonna make it brah

By the way dude when he nudged you and said 'right billy' he was implying he was joking and was saving your face a lil by implying that he knows already and frequents with you.

If they ask, just say he calls you billy because one of your freinds who dropped shit a lot was called billy or something. Talk to him about this prior, he seems like he would understand and would just refer to you by your other name if you asked.

Or be Billy.

by double date he meant he'll be using you to clean the shit off his dick when he ass fucks both chicks

Just meet prior and do dis u fugin sperg

Stop being the >virgin Robert and start being the >chad Billy

>Protege

Brotege

actually this
if some random dude is nice enough to turn your sperg around, he'll be cool with using your real name and going along with it

Lol that guy sounds weird. I'd just grab and help with your books, probably wouldn't say anything or make a joke to lighten the mood.

kek
I too come from

say its actually billy bob, then circle back to robert

Make an FB account. Join one of those subreddits for those mobilegames that rip-off normies (marvel future fight). Lots of people want to friend others to get the crystals and shit. Join one of those linked FB groups, and do a friend request to those guys/wait toget friend requests. Do that for one or two such games and you'll get 50 or so friends.

Say you're name is Robert but you use Billy in honor of your brother who died when you were young

Use the chance to become Billy ThunderCock.

He's obviously worked arms before, how does he not know proper form on barbell curls? REEEEEEEEE

Wish a chad would let me suck the nut from his latest conquest's pussy. I might get some of the good genetics lol

did this actually happen? I've never had a Chad be nice to me for any reason other than being funny or mean to someone else that he disliked. Seriously never been treated well by a Chad before. Take advantage, they have all the social connections you'll ever need and will demonstrate confidence every moment you're around them.

Chad loves everyone, friend.

This all the way. They called you Bob because your name's Robert. Then it started becoming Billy Bob and everyone knows you by Billy now. Unless you want to keep lying about made up friends and William Shakespeare quotes.
When Chad gave you Billy. He made Billy Bob.

bobert

no not at all, idk if its different at normal schools but at competitive athletics schools they're really the worst people alive and treat everyone with utter disdain and contempt for their existences.

DELET THE WEBM

>posting in a Billy thread

brobert

Just say that Billy is your middle name or some shit. Chad is your new bro. Embrace it.

>digital chadism
>woman's world
so i guess "digital chadism" is the new frontier of chadonomics

Male Facebook account with your real name mention to Stacey next time that Billie I'd just a nickname Chad has for you. Maybe you'll tell her the story behind it

Just treat it as a nickname.

Was anyone else hoping it turned into another homo pasta? What has this place done to me.

are we witnessing a multiverse crossover where king steve and billy are friends and help each other?

Let's all take this moment to remember that a true Chad builds people up instead of breaking them down.

fucking kek!

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Look at his hands/thumbs at the top of the movement, the barbell weighs nothing, so he isn't really trying.