Enter the gym

I wish my gym would platy some decent metal rather than rap level garbage and europop...

>enter gym
>its been a long time... without you my friend, but i'll tell you all about it when i see you again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>des
>pa
>cito

I hate when pop soyboy anthems play in the gym

legit good songs

>Enter the gym
> 4 KEER DUURDER
> DE MIJN IS 4 KEER DUURDER

>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>THROUGH THE NAZI LIIIIIIIIIIINES

>enter the gym
>hear the shittiest music in existence
Why do gym owners do this? How hard is it to play decent music?

>enter the gym
>AND I HEAR
>THIS CALLING

>insert headphones
>enter the gym
>get ID'd
>take piss
>feels-good-man-original.jpg
>workout
>go home

>enter Planet Fitness
>COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT

>Enter the gym
>Put in headphones
>Converge
>mfw

I know that feel

>BUT SOMEBODY TOLD ME
>THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
>THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND

FUCKJ YOU THATS A GREAT SONG

what the hell is this? i cant believe this shit is real

>mmmbop skippy doopy boppy
>mmmbop hippa poppy happa
>mmmbop

>I'M A SCATMAN

my gym plays modern pop
so annoying
still worth cause I pay $99/month for it and I never see any people I don't want to see there

my gym played in flames and motorhead back to back
I shat myself because it probably sounded like satanist demon music to all the fucking hippies and old people at my gym

>$99/month
What in the actual fuck? I pay only 20 Euros/Month for my gym and it has everything a man needs. Where the hell do you live?

It's the equivalent of the shitty mainstream music that plays in the radio and has no originality whatsoever

>two-step into gym
>DES
>PA
>disgusting, put on headphones
>DES
>PA
>CITO
SO much better

>it ain’t me plays at least once every time I’m at the gym

You're just fortunate, son

>same trashy songs are on a loop which you hear twice or three times during your 90 minute session

>enter the gym
>YEEEEEEAH, YEEEEEEEH I FEEL HARDCORE

>enter the gym
>ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>GOT PLACES TO GO
>GOT TO FOLLOW MY WAY HOME

Dirty bastard.

>HEY
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUUU
>LOOKIN' KIND A DOWN TO MEEEE

>enter the gym
>wake up

>enter gym
>HAVA NAGILA
>HAVA NAGILA

>walk into gym
>EVRYDAY IM SHUFFLIN'

that's not even the most expensive gym here
there's a local powerlifting gym with some ex-pro guy that charges $200/month with coaching sessions on top of that
I live in the richest area of my state. but that's nothing to brag about cause my state is actually pretty poor

>enter the gym
>MAHNA MAHNA

>donde esta mi gente

care to share the name of your state?

>hey guys im so hardcore and special because i appreciate and listen to metal music

Alabama
plz no bully

>Enter the gym
>Cockroaches noises

nice song

>DES
>PA
>SITO
>

fuck you for bringing this into my head again. i hate this song

>Enter the gym
>PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

>Kein "Schwör auf deine Mutter"
>Kein "Ich schwöre auf Koran"
>Wallah
>Tamam

Fehlt was Bruder ja, fehlt was

>enter the gym
> SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS, YOUR GENITALS

not sure how you gathered that impression based off of what I said
have you never seen a suburban mom-type react to heavy metal? it really freaks some people out, that was the point of my post.

>enter the gym
>were BREAKING ZA WURUDO

>enter the gym
>RA RA RASPUTIN

non was intended.

My gym genuinely played "Ting go skraa".

I could almost swear that there is a secret pact between gyms around the world to
play this music. Is there any scientific explanation for this?
Germany here.

>enter gym
>PHONE RING TOO LONG
>PHONE RING TOO LONG I'M PROBABLY GONE

>enter the gym
>MIGHT AS WELL JUMP
>JUMP!
>DUN DUN DUNDUN DUH

>enter the gym
>SWEET HOME A-LA-BA-MA

>home gym
>russian witch house
or
>girly love songs

underrated

>enter the gym, mall, barber, etc...
>OPA GANGNAM STYLE

that shit still gives nightmares, it was everywhere

>lan
>oğlum
t. cockroach living in Europe

>enter gym
>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR

>enter gym
>future and lil uzi vert are playing
>there are slut moms listening to nogs talk about eating ass over the speakers
>software dads are in the gym nodding their heads to it
>i'm listening to a prussian military march thinking about nuclear holocaust, while shit posting on my phone in between sets
>mfw I just want the sweet embrace of nuclear fire

>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR
genius.com/Death-grips-guillotine-lyrics

It was the stupidest song I'd hear for quite some time.
I have a gut reaction to "turn down for what ".
A friend of mine loved it and would blast it any chance he got.

>DON'T YOU GIVE NA NA NA
>NEVER GIVE NA NA NA
>LET ME LOVE YOU
>LET ME LOVE YOOOUU

through the allied lines HEIL VICTORY

>let it bang (pop it, pop it) FOR THIS LIFEI CANNOT CHANGE

>IN THE HILLS

>THUNDER

I unironically like Justin Bieber's Journals album

Not this thread again.

>Last night took the L but tonight I bounce back

>enter Gym
>Oj Alija, Aljo! starts playing

youtube.com/watch?v=wJE3b0gpJ-k

>DEEP OFF IN THE MAIN

>go into a new gym
>i was really comfy at the old one, and change is scary to me
>they have free food in the morning so i thought why not
>walk in
>receptionist is some cock-eyed girl
>strange
>she took me in and gave me "breakfast"
>and she said
>do you even lift

>she played a fiddle in an irish band but she fell in love with an englishman

>enter wendys for muh no bun dbl stack em ups
>OOOOOOOOO SHE'S A LITTLE RUN AWAY
>DADDY'S GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE RUNAWAY

why do we pretend 80s music wasn't fucking AIDS

>RING RING POSTMAN
>WHO DIS

> enter the gym
> "All of the stars have a reason"
They dont actually play lil peep in my gym but I miss him so much Veeky Forums

>not having a dj in your gym to play you some phat ass beats
>listening to cringe metal and being an autistic manchild

get on my level

>enter gym
>HAVE A SAD CUM BABY

Hahahaahah this dude is from my college

me too brother
too soon.

>enter gym
>SO PRAY LITTLE KAY, LOVE'S GOD ON A GOOD DAY
>AND YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR MOTHER
>SHES TRYING NOT TO SEE YOU AS HER WORST MISTAKE

I pretend I only like this song because Thugger features on it but in reality it kinda slaps. I'm ashamed.
>HAVANA OOHNANA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, your fucking nederhop deplorable music blew over to flanders fuck your country

Girls control what music is popular these days, and they get their opinions from the internet and social media, which of course has been very globalised.

>enter the gym
>I...LIKE...TO (party with my peeps, cruise and creep)

>>HAVANA NA NA NA
never heard this one before, does that mean it's going to fly over to Europe then?

>IK DENK AAN MUH KRANTENWIJK