Why are Brazilian women jacked?

a couple year ago at max those tv dancers/eye candy got ousted as being paid whores, even having their prices listed
open television is one huge high class prostitution billboard

So you got a bunch of women in their 20's desperate for an ad spot whoring for tv producers while taking so many juices to get thic it would made Veeky Forums jelly
roidmonkeys have a very notable hoarse/deep voice as well

And the law is next to near nonexistent for small crimes.

Isn't plastic surgery pretty big there too? Like leg and ass implants.

Gotta be strong to fight off the rapists.

one of my friends fucked Babi Rossi about 4 years ago when he got rich
he paid R$8.000,00 and showed me a picture of him with her in a hotel room wearing only a towel
we also are well known for our good surgeons

Monkey meat has been proven to raise test and it's uma delícia kkkkk

Yes.

can someone post more horsemode chicks like in the OP? asking for a fren

Brasil were an experimental ground to find the final form of consumerism.

We can all look forwards to being like them.

Brazilian here. Girls like that exist only in Rio de Janeiro.

>Juju Salimeni
>Born: September 24, 1986 (age 31), São Paulo, São Paulo

>Gracyanne Barbosa
>Born: September 20, 1983 (age 34), Campo Grande, Mato Grosso do Sul

>Nicole Bahls
>Born: November 15, 1985 (age 32), Londrina, Paraná

>Dani Bolina
>Born: February 10, 1984 (age 33), Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul

>Andressa Urach
>Born: October 11, 1987 (age 30), Rio Grande do Sul

Only in Rio right?

>4channer literally cannot comprehend moving out of his mother's basement

You got what I said, retard

Girls are like that in general only in Rio
of course there are jacked girls from other states

more horsemode plz, I need to fap away my gains

dude, are you fucking retarded? lol no, probably jelly

youtube.com/watch?v=4mGBIRUZvCc

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A lot of these hue-girls have the same (cruel) trainer:
youtube.com/watch?v=sCS7uEgAew0

youtube.com/watch?v=msoebJgEciY

Challenger appears.

How do I get a Brazilian gf

Me on the bottom left.

How do I become a Brazilian gf?

True, that's Carol Vaz. Famous for her quad torture sessions.

>Brazilian women (male)

if you want a fully natty girl brazil is pretty much the worst place. steroids, implants, injections everywhere

are in brazil companies that sell fake weights?

Brazil is quite literally a fucking carnival

how cheap is cosmetic surgery in there? and could be cheaper than thailand?

>Wearing make up for surgery

Not as cheap as you would think. Probably for someone out of the country, yes, very cheap if you have some money, I'd say like 1k-10k in dollars depending on the surgery. But everyone is pretty much poor here, so it's not considered cheap.

that was an emergency procedure, cuz her cheap implants got infected, and she is Andressa Urach btw

>But everyone is pretty much poor here, so it's not considered cheap.
and how is so many women affording them? also the best thing about them is that they make emphasis in the quads making it more aesthetically, and not only the ass parts like the average murican celeb that look like based ants

>how is so many women affording them?

dating, AKA prostitution lite

>and how is so many women affording them?

They work hard (prostitution)

>yfw turbofeminism via IG and tumblr stealthily transformed female hypergamy from crypto-prostitution to de facto prostitution and the largest feminist accounts all advocate for sex workers because females with no intellectual assets will be swept out of the gene pool if they don’t whore themselves
hahahahahahaha the ride never stops lads AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

because not every ass surgery look like this

>average murican celeb that look like based ants
when they will learn?

>so now they take tren on purpose so they can fit in.

amazing.

lma

are shemales as common as everybody makes it out to be? asking for a friend xd

>Andressa Urach
Ah yes, the exploding legs, i remember that.

no, but a lot of the trannies are prostitutes, so they're a lot more available than you'd expect.

Also all those women have fillers in their bodies.

That's a bonus, not a bug.

alright, thanks mate.

This ain't India, friendo

Synthol?

Biased pic

Not really, girls that are desperate to become famous through their image might do it but ass implants are not commom

not sure but found pic related

gym culture + short height + genetics + surgeries + attention whorism= brazilian women

Maybe because they train?

this is nothing new. just read about the lengths ancient roman and chinese women went to to be attractive. that's what women do, they attract men

is it true that latina girls need to be fucked constantly or they dump you?

Shouldn't this be the norm? I mean if you don't have constant sex what's the point of a relationship?

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Amplification of the human experience.

Everything just feels more intense when you do it with someone. Just think of all the greatest memories you have - how often do they include other people?

you call that ugly? theFUkc???

i am brazilian and date a roiding cavala, ask me anything

can u post her pics?

as soon as i get home i'll do it

>Andressa Urach
she would never become Ms. Bumbum after that.

I also live in brazil, is she into threesomes??

Br dudes boycott fatties so women need to take care of themselves

How do I get a roiding cavala in the US? (not white btw)

oh nice, also hows her roidclit? or is she stronger than you?

fuck off

dunno bro, i'd say go to florida and find some girls willing to stay

she's got a big roidclit, but i don't mind it. no, i've been with her the last 5 years, when we started dating she wasn't roiding. i got her into lifting and then she became obsessed with her legs and butt, she looked first for anavar and then some stronger stuff.

Our world is descending into one giant le 56% degenerate shitheap, the quicker we get over that the better it'll be. Just swallow the blackpill and find a way to gain money and join the global .01% and take advantage of this brave new world of zero morals.

Or you can lift, befriend some heavily armed veterans and go full War Lord when our society collapses, then you'll get all the pussy you want because you can just take it!

i'm working on it, going to a good law school and getting thicc and tight for the sluts but I'm starting to fall apart mentally. can't cope with how evil women have become or how apathetic men are now

I lowkey wanna become a warlord

Its what I'm doing, Silicone Valley and San Fran is going to be ripe for the picking, its gonna be lit brah

That's a pretty weird way of saying "women are having more sex now than ever but I'm pissed that I still can't get laid"

Most famous Brazilians in Instagram are purely steroids actually.

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Threadly reminder that Brazilians are obnoxious, meme-workout-doing, attention whores.

what in fuck

>brazilian """women"""

Post more Brazilian insta models

models, HUE

That thread was actually funny.

tren, but i would recommend you learn to read first fuck face.

so thats just implants, lipo, and a weave? Or is she natty?

do you even realize where you are?

This is my favorite post in 4 years

honestly, as a 6'2 fit white gringo what is the minimum salary required to bag a brazilian insta braphog if I were to work remote in Rio?

this is why Bolsonaro will win

Rio is my hometown and I'll they ya: 0$ minimum salary.

Tall white gringo? You're set.

but I'm also ugly

You people always leave out the face. there's plenty of 6'2" white guys who ain't getting pussy anywhere they go

ah there we go

jelly soyboy
How can you call that ugly