SMS yourself in 2002

All in bitcoin then all in ethereum

please believe me btw I am future you

PLEASE BELIEVE THIS AND DON’T FORGET THIS MESSAGE I BEG YOU

buy2largepizzas

Winning combination for Euro Jackpot

Kek'ed

BBRY buy 130 2006

This is God, buy Safex or ETH

Don't date her.

Don't play WoW

They won’t really be your friend if you eat the pigeon poop

BBRY 3 02 140 06 LVS 3 09 40 11

That's the most pajeet message I've ever seen.

worknow
btc2008
allpot2016
allbch2017

bitcoin will go 7000 buy hold and eth

Also, fuck you John Titor
don't you have anything better to do than make me feel regret?

Interesting, it has to be a carefully crafted message, otherwise one could ignore it. I'll send myself this:
First part: secret only I know, probably related to a person + year:
nameXXXX (around 12 characters)
Second part: BuyBitcoin2008 (14 characters)
Third part: bitgold1998 (11 characters)

37 chars exactly.

KNC 5x flip BQX 20x flip CFD 20x

kill yourself faggot

b2B6R3Y140l9V11S3 40t12S14L30A200

Maximum is 3 stocks, ticker, year and price all encoded
BBRY
LVS
TSLA

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NOOOOOOO MY LIN

Go find yourself a career in cricket. School is a waste of time. College even more so

hey cunt, fuck you lmao

BTC WORTH 10K 10/17 play lol 2010

(Aud)

bitcoin scam confirmed
buy high sell low

mineandbuybtckeepfor10years

spnd more time with little brother dnt ignor

Stop masturbating

4chminebitcoinbuybtc2010hodl2017selwin

fuck crypto, I would prevent my dad from dying

never take lsd or smoke weed

buy link

Mine btc in 2009 asshole

Obvious one would be
>Put your live savings in BTC once you turn 18

Other than that
>Go to uni because you like the future job, not because you like the studies

I was a kid back then, so I wasn't depressed and didn't care about girls. That guy doesn't need a hug.

Underrated

I audibly kek'd

And hold to 2018.

Actually just text:
Bitcoin (BTC) will be $7000 in 2017.

Job done.

You have insufficient credit to send this SMS

little brother or bitcoin ? i need to know

>all these people forgetting about mt gox
Say goodbye to all your BTC you worked so hard for lmao

>all these people thinking the butterfly effect won't fuck them over

you buying thousands of dollars worth of bitcoin early on will make you own too much, people will distrust bitcoin, and it won't ever take off

Kekekekek

you do realize theres a massive amount of btc already owned by people from the beginning

ever heard of satoshi nakamoto

I probably got that sms in 2009 and ignored it because I though it was spam

allingoldthenbtcthenethdontmarrystacy

Nope, buying 10k bitcoin and not selling until now would have zero effect. If you want to crash bitcoin
>start mining same day as Satoshi releases btc
>gather 500k btc
>monopolize bitcoin mining
>btc is now worth 2usd
>digibyte 10k

09BTC,Pwrbal1/19/16-16-19-32-34-57-13

WA Lotto numbers 11/2/2014: 9 37 41 44 62 12

SpndTimeWbabyBroAlsoBuyBitcoin2011

Why not also be rich senpai

Hol up. Does Veeky Forums change senpai (f.a.m)
to senpai?

Never knew

All in on dogecoin

all Veeky Forums boards do it

Welcome to Veeky Forums, enjoy your stay!

DontListenToSergejNaziroff!

Roko's Basilisk is real

do nothing

Lottery numbers + date

Easy.

nah senpai

Been here since 2009. Just never used that word really

Then buy BCH

All the money in the world will not be able to fill the whole he's left in me man

>read the message
>buy bitcoin
>get gox'd

dontletnataliego2paris2014.buyBTC

SweetFlipPhoneFaggotLOLOL

Go all in on PeerCoin

Don't let her go, please...

Buy Bitcoin 2010. $7000 each in 2017

this
if you tell your younger self to buy BTC when it's $0.10 you'll probably sell at $0.50

>(TM)
>not "(name subject to change)"

one job user

Kill your stepfather before her kills mother

BUY BITCOIN ASAP HOLD TILL 2018 MIN

>buy link and hodl

2009Bitcoin@$0.01,2017Bitcoin@$7000PR
37 characters exactly.
Last two are my initials so I at least might take it seriously. Doubt I'll remember it seven years later though.
So maybe
MsgFrmFuture:BuyAMZNStock:$1136by2017
Also exactly 37 characters. If it was only a few years later I wouldn't have to waste characters on making sure 7 year old me knew what AMZN meant and what was going on here, and by ~2010 I'd established a time travel password to use in cases such as this.

Call back for free penis enlargement!

m1n3 4107 0f 817c01n 1n 2010. dont smoke.

"trump president @ 2016, make bets :)"

To myself: DONT SELL YOUR 8000 BTC ASSHOLE

Take HRT, be girl, find rich daddy BF

>ALL-IN AMAZON. NETFLIX. FACEBOOK

Buy Bitcoin 2010 & stop beating off

Buy samsung stocks. Go all in

Sell all your crypto buy all in gold.

this

kek

i like you

All-in BTC 2010 hold 2017 _NO MTGOX_

I think that should do fine really, can't think of anything else that would be needed.

BuyBTC$7kin2017OfflineWallet

My god
You people wouldn't alter your past even with a full book to send yourself

Do you really think you would take a message saying "I'm you from the future, trust me" seriously ? Unless you're stupid, you would need a little more than that
Tell yourself something only you are supposed to know

Otherwise it's just

long amzn, bitcoin offline

dont cum inside her

kill the ants before they take over

The Big Boys are trying to get out of the market late at night without losing their ass and causing a panic. That's is why the market is opening down everyday. They are trading during extended hours when Joe Blow has no chance. Then when the market opens it just bounces around for a while and gives the image of sideways trading and small losses. This thing is crashing. Soros is out. CYA