>he doesn't sit when he pisses
He doesn't sit when he pisses
>he doesn't tuck his micropenis under the toilet seat
Not everyone here is German, Hans.
>he doesn't piss in the sink
>he doesn't shit in the shower
LMAO
>sit when I piss
>pull out phone every time
>every piss takes 10+ minutes
>He doesn't collect his piss in bottles and post his collection on /b/ every Christmas
I do all of this. Fight me cunts.
>he doesn't stand when he wipes
LOL! I only stand because my big peni touches the inside of the bowl hehehe.........
I literally got piss splash back on my pants legs today while pissing in the urinal at work
Does Mutti Merkel approve of you fighting, Jens?
>sit down to piss whilst half asleep
>get boner
>piss all over myself
stop dick-shaming me shitlord.
>peni
How many do you have?
stomping it down the drain is my favorite pasttime
>His dick is small enough to not punch a hole in the porcelain when he gets a stiffy biffy
>His dick is small enough to fit in the bowl in the first place
>shitlord
>lord
Umm, did you just fucking assume my gender?!
that would be penii, and would still be incorrect because penis is not a second declension masculine latin noun
Penii more like penne because that's the size of you're penis!
I heard it boost test when you do
i do this about 5 times a year
child labor is illegal. are you posting from Nigeria or something?
>tfw 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard
>can pee sitting down and not a dicklet
Who here /grower/ master race?
>he doesn't "look sniff and taste" after every wipe
Right here same stats brother
>be me
>23 living with gf
>have a separate bathroom and restroom
>bedroom is closer to the bathroom
>go on a mad poker run
>get those 10% heads up KO’s
>mad cash
>no time to take a break and fuck up my luck
>get the sudden urge to take the biggest piss in my life
>run to the bathroom sink and take the most comfortable piss in my life
I’ve been pissing in the sink ever since.