He doesn't sit when he pisses

>he doesn't sit when he pisses

>he doesn't tuck his micropenis under the toilet seat

Not everyone here is German, Hans.

>he doesn't piss in the sink

>he doesn't shit in the shower
LMAO

>sit when I piss
>pull out phone every time
>every piss takes 10+ minutes

>He doesn't collect his piss in bottles and post his collection on /b/ every Christmas

I do all of this. Fight me cunts.

>he doesn't stand when he wipes

LOL! I only stand because my big peni touches the inside of the bowl hehehe.........

I literally got piss splash back on my pants legs today while pissing in the urinal at work

Does Mutti Merkel approve of you fighting, Jens?

>sit down to piss whilst half asleep
>get boner
>piss all over myself

stop dick-shaming me shitlord.

>peni
How many do you have?

stomping it down the drain is my favorite pasttime

>His dick is small enough to not punch a hole in the porcelain when he gets a stiffy biffy

>His dick is small enough to fit in the bowl in the first place

>shitlord
>lord
Umm, did you just fucking assume my gender?!

that would be penii, and would still be incorrect because penis is not a second declension masculine latin noun

Penii more like penne because that's the size of you're penis!

I heard it boost test when you do

i do this about 5 times a year

child labor is illegal. are you posting from Nigeria or something?

>tfw 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard
>can pee sitting down and not a dicklet
Who here /grower/ master race?

>he doesn't "look sniff and taste" after every wipe

Right here same stats brother

>be me
>23 living with gf
>have a separate bathroom and restroom
>bedroom is closer to the bathroom
>go on a mad poker run
>get those 10% heads up KO’s
>mad cash
>no time to take a break and fuck up my luck
>get the sudden urge to take the biggest piss in my life
>run to the bathroom sink and take the most comfortable piss in my life

I’ve been pissing in the sink ever since.