Tinder General

>tfw I can't think of any opening line that doesn't involve archaeology

Anybody in here got some advice?

hey

>making a general for threads that get deleted by mods

Just Chad it up user.

Put that you have no ambitions and that you do not care about your future.

If you are at least a 6/10 I can guarantee that you will have at least 6 or 7 matches almost instantly.

>nothing but ham demons and single mothers within a 20 mile radius

>single mothers

>hey babe, what's up with that sex and shit?

I've been thinking about putting in my bio that I'm a virgin.

>live in NW Florida
>85% of women are either fat, tattooed/pierced/both, single mothers, clubsluts, or some variety of the above
Feels bad man. I wish long-term committed relationships were something women desired but modern hookup society is GODAWFUL and disgusting.

Ravioli, ravioli...

Kek do it! How old are you?

This is probably the qt'est chick I've matched with

What do?

22

Do it and show profile

ayyy girl you must be my coffee table because imma be banging into you at 2 am in the dark

>the cat has glasses
Mah heart.

Rolling for

>I'm gonna get to the point and say im gonna fuck you. K?

The archeology line obviously.
Post results.
Check'em

If thats the best you can do then you must be ugly

Just start spamming no gf memes and then say plz respond

>history major

Why not just tell you want to invade her like germany did to poland, fast and hard

Any Veeky Forumsizen got this "we're all gonna make it" pic with tinder convos?

>let's pretend it's 1939 and I'm about to invade you like poland

kek

Normie memes aren't even memes. She probably won't get it and think the user is autistic

Anyone here afraid to use tinder again and have coworkers see you on it? When I had a shitty retail job I didn’t give a shit but now that I have a big boy job I don’t want to get judged in the office for being a degenerate who needs an app to get women.

Just hit 'em with a good ole "Hey, how's life :finger doing a ring to indicate okay emoji:"

Works 50% of the time everytime.

No joke you'd be surprised how many chicks actually reply with "Been better I guess" And BOOM you know about their daddy issues and can get nudes within 2 weeks.

Wat do

Forgot pic

Show us a face faggot

another gymcel thread. sad!

Why the homophobia?

Such is the price for being an American.

I don't give a fuck, my coworkers are 3 tomboy nurses and I show them tinder bitches for them to rate and convince me of bang or not.

Why the homophilia?

I’m just post weird tinder profiles I found a

>I am never on here so add me on IG/SC/Kik
Literally kill yourself if you fall for these sluts. I still swipe right and if I match just send "sluuuuuuuut" as the first msg.

> Tfw you can't drink liquids because it just leaks out of your face holes

Dubs decides what I message her

Send her a picture of your dick in a hotdog bun.

>tfw I just put in an emoji in my last message

There goes my chadness

>be 21yr old college poorfag asian manlet
>meet up for drinks downtown with 27 yr old hooters waitress last week
>she was taller than me in heels
>on the way back to her apartment to fuck she links arms with me
>see everyone mirin hard asf

mfw

Mirrin' bro.

As long as she sent one first

"Is your name Sandy Hook? Because I want to shoot some kids up inside you"

Kek this

I read somewhere that "wanna smash ?" was the most popular opener.

Tinder is great for my newly discovered bbw fetish

Watch and learn, little man

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Lol just be yourself.

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>using opening lines

hahahahahaha

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What do I do guys?

Brah. Either you live in Auckland or that account is fake. I just swiped on the same one.

why would you say auckland?
(Aucklandfag here)

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wtf she looks like she's eleven
wtf is wrong with you

>my skin my be white but my penis is pentaquint-sexual

What is the point in this trash?

I'm in Auckland and saw the same account

>Rest is boring
Dude, nothing was amusing about this

>I can't think of any opening line that doesn't involve archaeology

this is literally an opening line.
thank outside the box my man

oh kek. i had about 100+ matches on tinder in like 2 weeks a couple years ago. literally only banged 2 off tinder, i had more success at ponsonby nightclubs desu senpai lol

A pair of those seem like cuties, how hot do you have to be for that shit to work

>Get matches but never replies
What do

>virgins
>on tinder

You are a terrible troll. Her instagram is connected to her profile and the pics confirm the college she goes to is one nearby.

MakeApp was made for this

I-im on tinder...

Guys don't count

>I'm guessing you didn't vote for Trump