H-How do I respond brehs

y-you too

when did u arrive on earth you fucking xeno scum ayy lmao

Are you using a fake profile?

just cope this bio

"you seem cool. give me your number so we can talk like grownups."

shut up bitch. u don't know me

dumb phone poster

cool wanna fuck?

but seriously just be like "Oh..cool" and don't say anything else. it will seriously piss her off

"why didn't you super like me bitch"

nigger

"Obviously"

>just so you know

Do nothing but 'right' puns until she ghosts you
>I thought it was the right move

ignore her because your autism will eventually show and she will bounce

Just send
#RightWingBestSide

"haha the funny thing is i tilt my head right when i go in for a kiss"

that's what i would say

retard

That hashtag is one of those stock taglines you get on the app after you match someone.

You should've just said anything right then.

the funny thing is i fuck so many hot bitches u would be crawling over glass just to get a wiff of my dick lmfao

>>this is why i don't try to date women into what I'm into
I know it's a dude but it might as well not be for that demographic

oh look another gymcel thread. sad!

Omg is that really what you’d say? Please be bait.

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f-father?

>I’m not your dad but I’ll be your daddy

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Close enough

Do it or no balls

do it pussy

She gets response 50 times a day. She is baiting for it. You're just another loser saying it to her

this. she's a master baiter

>I can be the daddy to your issues

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im the joker, baby

KEK

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Boring.
Tell her you're meeting him hostage and if she doesn't do what you say you'll bury him

rip

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ask her if you can do her from behind with the scream mask on.

Zozzle

Clearly she is ready for the sweet, sacred meat. Shoot your shot

>normalfags are now using reaction images
>over 10 years after we've been doing it

How can they keep getting away with it? Are men this retarded?

unironically this

just talk mad shit

lol Sarah BLEW YOU THE FUCK OUT BITCH!

>>i don't like what this guy said, i had better send reply instead of unmatching him right away
Woman logic

I'm yet to come across a pretty girl on tinder.

I swear girls I see on the street are way hotter than these tinder sluts.

"lol. wanna play harvey weinstein and ingenue instead?"

It gets even better
>match with girl while not on my phone
>she sends a message
>unmatches me before I read it
>phone still gives me a notification that she sent me a message but I can't read it since she unmatched me
Really activates my neural almonds

I'm willing to drop some fit autism on these thots.
Supply the lines and I will deliver.

90% of the time when that happens it is a bot that was banned.

Give us a straight Chad opener. The Chaddest thing you can think of.

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>You matched with Sarah
Are you guys memeing or some shit or are you actually this stupid?

As an ugly guy I feel triggered about those numbers of matches.

>tfw had gfs consistently in the last 5 years
>tfw never experienced tinder

feels bad desu

Anyone get a bug where they match, Tinder crashes, then when you reopen the app, the match isn't there?

Has happened to me twice now, both pretty girls that I wanted to talk to. Feels bad man.

there were probably bots, my dude. sorry breh

but thats
>Veeky Forums logic

you newfag.

post profile, those girls look hot.

gotcha

Yeah could be but the app itself crashes out, pretty weird. Pretty sure one of them had an instagram and shit too

>get tinder
>start talking to girls
>too autistic
>one of the girls I matched with is a friend of a girl I know
>tells me the girl screencapped our conversation and posted it on instagram with a "lol look at this loser" type caption

Dont do it anno

TOO LATE

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Respond "n-no just a small bone"

Y-yes

>need
subtle.. I like her

"I have a corpse that needs digging up"

"yeah, my FUNNY bone!"

*tell her a funny joke

"yes i need your large bone"

Respond "I dig the type of girl who dig"

Tell her cuz your dad likes to join in during sex and he's old as a dinosaur

Not really but you can suck my cock if anything

fpbp. she'd only get in the way of your gains.

*tips fedora*

Current line I use one apps
“If you don’t mind me asking, what nationality are you?”
> she replies bc girls love talking about themselves
“Okay I was just trying to figure out what my type is”

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"god damnit"

>it can only go downhill from here

How do you recover from this?

No, you just look like an archaeologist fucking dumb cunt bitch

kek, that's not bad. a little autistic but it can work if said playfully

ayy lmao

>pls respond

This is our only source of fun fuck off

dayum op BTFO

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